[WickedWitch]

Breast Feeding: Jesus-Approved or Sinful?

I'm just curious as to what the Official Landovarian Opinion on breast feeding is. I mean, I know that the Pope supports breast feeding but obviously that would have no bearing on what you guys would think.

So, can anyone tell me what the Biblical, True Christian stance is on breast feeding?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Breast Feeding: Jesus-Approved or Sinful?

I'm just curious as to what the Official Landovarian Opinion on breast feeding is. I mean, I know that the Pope supports breast feeding but obviously that would have no bearing on what you guys would think.

So, can anyone tell me what the Biblical, True Christian stance is on breast feeding?

Isaiah 60:16 "Thou shalt also suck the milk of the Gentiles, and shalt suck the breast of kings: and thou shalt know that I the LORD am thy Saviour and thy Redeemer, the mighty One of Jacob."

This could be fun.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Breast Feeding: Jesus-Approved or Sinful?

Leave it to a filthy witch to come up with such perversions. But no, Jesus did not nurse.

If Christ did not suckle from an ample and swollen nipple, do you suppose He "approves" of such filth?

Why not get right with Jesus? And get your mind out of the sewer?

In Christ

[WickedWitch]

Re: SHOULD BREAST-FEEDING BE CONSIDERED AS PEDOPHILIA ?

Firstly, I wish to offer my sincere and humble apologies for starting a thread on a topic that already had a thread. I should have done a more thorough search.

Secondly, my understanding of the Christian perspective is that it is a woman's duty to procreate. Lactation is part and parcel of pregnancy (the womanly duty) so that the mother can feed the baby. So why would this feeding then not also be considered part of the woman's duty? Are Christian women just supposed to have babies and then let them starve (because they sure didn't have baby formula back when the Bible was written)? Furthermore, thanks to the sin of Eve, women are meant to suffer (this is supposedly why menstruation and childbirth are so painful). Lemme tell you something: waking up every two hours for 5 or 6 weeks to feed a newborn causes a certain amount of suffering.

What I'm saying is, it seems to me that this is the sort of thing y'all would expect - even demand - of TC women.

[Des]

Re: SHOULD BREAST-FEEDING BE CONSIDERED AS PEDOPHILIA ?

I suspect God intended woman to be milked like a cow. With she on all fours, her husband can conveniently milk her udders into a funnel leading to the little soldier for Christ's mouth, feeding the babe whilst the lip of the funnel blocks her vulgar mammary from the infant's sight. This position also makes sure she doesn't interrupt her husband's viewing of the football game.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: SHOULD BREAST-FEEDING BE CONSIDERED AS PEDOPHILIA ?

The slants are trying to turn good white people into homersexurals. They're buying up all the infant formula from white people because they don't know how to make good infant formula in Slantland. This is causing a shortage of formula for white babies, and is therefore turning the white babies into lezbeans and poofters.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: SHOULD BREAST-FEEDING BE CONSIDERED AS PEDOPHILIA ?

I have always employed a wet-nurse (after the usual health and police checks, of course). This has perfectly sound biblical precedent: Deborah was wet-nurse to Rebekah and even Moses had a wet-nurse, after his little excursion in the bulrushes.



Of course the case of Moses is slightly different, in that his own mother was hired to do the job. But the wet-nurse principle holds, I think, and it's a whole lot easier than messing around with formula and bottles.

[Brother Tobias]

Re: SHOULD BREAST-FEEDING BE CONSIDERED AS PEDOPHILIA ?

I suspect God intended woman to be milked like a cow. With she on all fours, her husband can conveniently milk her udders into a funnel leading to the little soldier for Christ's mouth, feeding the babe whilst the lip of the funnel blocks her vulgar mammary from the infant's sight. This position also makes sure she doesn't interrupt her husband's viewing of the football game.

In this day and age i believe this would be the most convenient way to handle things. A milking machine could also be used.

[WickedWitch]

Re: SHOULD BREAST-FEEDING BE CONSIDERED AS PEDOPHILIA ?

I suspect God intended woman to be milked like a cow. With she on all fours, her husband can conveniently milk her udders into a funnel leading to the little soldier for Christ's mouth, feeding the babe whilst the lip of the funnel blocks her vulgar mammary from the infant's sight. This position also makes sure she doesn't interrupt her husband's viewing of the football game.

In this day and age i believe this would be the most convenient way to handle things. A milking machine could also be used.

I'm guessing you guys are not familiar with breast pumps? Click the link at your own peril!

I have always employed a wet-nurse (after the usual health and police checks, of course). This has perfectly sound biblical precedent [...]

So, if a wet-nurse is Biblical and Jesus-Approved why would a mother breast feeding not be? Also, do you ever envy the wet-nurse, having those special moments with your baby? Do you ever feed your baby with a bottle? (Now I'm being snoopy, so if it's none of my business, you can tell me so.)

[James Hutchins]

Re: SHOULD BREAST-FEEDING BE CONSIDERED AS PEDOPHILIA ?

In my never ending quest for honesty and faith, I make it a point to confirm all of Gods Word. Not that I doubt Him but when I do fact checking, I know I can rebuke God Haters with first hand knowledge.
I've tried the breast feeding thing and after a multitude of tests I can say without a doubt, not only is it disgusting and putrid, it is no where as filling as a nice rib eye from Gibsons in Chi-Town.

[WickedWitch]

Re: SHOULD BREAST-FEEDING BE CONSIDERED AS PEDOPHILIA ?

I've tried the breast feeding thing and after a multitude of tests I can say without a doubt, not only is it disgusting and putrid, it is no where as filling as a nice rib eye from Gibsons in Chi-Town.

Then Mrs. Hutchins may need to adjust her diet because breast milk is generally very sweet and mild-flavoured. She also might need to wait longer between pregnancies because hormones (and pregnancy itself) affect the taste and composition of the milk.

[Brother Tobias]

Re: SHOULD BREAST-FEEDING BE CONSIDERED AS PEDOPHILIA ?



Yuck

[WickedWitch]

Re: SHOULD BREAST-FEEDING BE CONSIDERED AS PEDOPHILIA ?

So, if a wet-nurse is Biblical and Jesus-Approved why would a mother breast feeding not be? Also, do you ever envy the wet-nurse, having those special moments with your baby? Do you ever feed your baby with a bottle? (Now I'm being snoopy, so if it's none of my business, you can tell me so.)

(I should probably note that, while breast feeding is arguably the ideal, however a family chooses to feed their baby is fine. All that matters is that the baby's nutritional needs are met and everyone is healthy and happy. No one should be shamed for not breast feeding.)

[James Hutchins]

Re: SHOULD BREAST-FEEDING BE CONSIDERED AS PEDOPHILIA ?

Then Mrs. Hutchins may need to adjust her diet because breast milk is generally very sweet and mild-flavoured. She also might need to wait longer between pregnancies because hormones (and pregnancy itself) affect the taste and composition of the milk.

How dare you insinuate my wife, Mrs. Hutchins acts out perverse sex fantasies. What is wrong with you Godless people? Your heads are in the gutter!

[WickedWitch]

Re: SHOULD BREAST-FEEDING BE CONSIDERED AS PEDOPHILIA ?

How dare you insinuate my wife, Mrs. Hutchins acts out perverse sex fantasies. What is wrong with you Godless people? Your heads are in the gutter!

So then you suckle at the breast of someone other than your wife?