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  • #31
    Breast Feeding: Jesus-Approved or Sinful?

    I'm just curious as to what the Official Landovarian Opinion on breast feeding is. I mean, I know that the Pope supports breast feeding but obviously that would have no bearing on what you guys would think.

    So, can anyone tell me what the Biblical, True Christian stance is on breast feeding?
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    • #32
      Re: Breast Feeding: Jesus-Approved or Sinful?

      Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
      I'm just curious as to what the Official Landovarian Opinion on breast feeding is. I mean, I know that the Pope supports breast feeding but obviously that would have no bearing on what you guys would think.

      So, can anyone tell me what the Biblical, True Christian stance is on breast feeding?
      Isaiah 60:16 "Thou shalt also suck the milk of the Gentiles, and shalt suck the breast of kings: and thou shalt know that I the LORD am thy Saviour and thy Redeemer, the mighty One of Jacob."

      This could be fun.

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      • #33
        Re: Breast Feeding: Jesus-Approved or Sinful?

        Leave it to a filthy witch to come up with such perversions. But no, Jesus did not nurse.

        If Christ did not suckle from an ample and swollen nipple, do you suppose He "approves" of such filth?

        Why not get right with Jesus? And get your mind out of the sewer?

        In Christ
        Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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        • #34
          Re: SHOULD BREAST-FEEDING BE CONSIDERED AS PEDOPHILIA ?

          Firstly, I wish to offer my sincere and humble apologies for starting a thread on a topic that already had a thread. I should have done a more thorough search.

          Secondly, my understanding of the Christian perspective is that it is a woman's duty to procreate. Lactation is part and parcel of pregnancy (the womanly duty) so that the mother can feed the baby. So why would this feeding then not also be considered part of the woman's duty? Are Christian women just supposed to have babies and then let them starve (because they sure didn't have baby formula back when the Bible was written)? Furthermore, thanks to the sin of Eve, women are meant to suffer (this is supposedly why menstruation and childbirth are so painful). Lemme tell you something: waking up every two hours for 5 or 6 weeks to feed a newborn causes a certain amount of suffering.

          What I'm saying is, it seems to me that this is the sort of thing y'all would expect - even demand - of TC women.
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          • #35
            Re: SHOULD BREAST-FEEDING BE CONSIDERED AS PEDOPHILIA ?

            I suspect God intended woman to be milked like a cow. With she on all fours, her husband can conveniently milk her udders into a funnel leading to the little soldier for Christ's mouth, feeding the babe whilst the lip of the funnel blocks her vulgar mammary from the infant's sight. This position also makes sure she doesn't interrupt her husband's viewing of the football game.
            Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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            • #36
              Re: SHOULD BREAST-FEEDING BE CONSIDERED AS PEDOPHILIA ?

              The slants are trying to turn good white people into homersexurals. They're buying up all the infant formula from white people because they don't know how to make good infant formula in Slantland. This is causing a shortage of formula for white babies, and is therefore turning the white babies into lezbeans and poofters.
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              • #37
                Re: SHOULD BREAST-FEEDING BE CONSIDERED AS PEDOPHILIA ?

                I have always employed a wet-nurse (after the usual health and police checks, of course). This has perfectly sound biblical precedent: Deborah was wet-nurse to Rebekah and even Moses had a wet-nurse, after his little excursion in the bulrushes.



                Of course the case of Moses is slightly different, in that his own mother was hired to do the job. But the wet-nurse principle holds, I think, and it's a whole lot easier than messing around with formula and bottles.
                Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                • #38
                  Re: SHOULD BREAST-FEEDING BE CONSIDERED AS PEDOPHILIA ?

                  Originally posted by Des View Post
                  I suspect God intended woman to be milked like a cow. With she on all fours, her husband can conveniently milk her udders into a funnel leading to the little soldier for Christ's mouth, feeding the babe whilst the lip of the funnel blocks her vulgar mammary from the infant's sight. This position also makes sure she doesn't interrupt her husband's viewing of the football game.
                  In this day and age i believe this would be the most convenient way to handle things. A milking machine could also be used.
                  1st Corinthians 1:26 For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:

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                  • #39
                    Re: SHOULD BREAST-FEEDING BE CONSIDERED AS PEDOPHILIA ?

                    Originally posted by Des View Post
                    I suspect God intended woman to be milked like a cow. With she on all fours, her husband can conveniently milk her udders into a funnel leading to the little soldier for Christ's mouth, feeding the babe whilst the lip of the funnel blocks her vulgar mammary from the infant's sight. This position also makes sure she doesn't interrupt her husband's viewing of the football game.
                    Originally posted by Brother Tobias View Post
                    In this day and age i believe this would be the most convenient way to handle things. A milking machine could also be used.
                    I'm guessing you guys are not familiar with breast pumps? Click the link at your own peril!

                    Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                    I have always employed a wet-nurse (after the usual health and police checks, of course). This has perfectly sound biblical precedent [...]
                    So, if a wet-nurse is Biblical and Jesus-Approved why would a mother breast feeding not be? Also, do you ever envy the wet-nurse, having those special moments with your baby? Do you ever feed your baby with a bottle? (Now I'm being snoopy, so if it's none of my business, you can tell me so.)
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                    • #40
                      Re: SHOULD BREAST-FEEDING BE CONSIDERED AS PEDOPHILIA ?

                      In my never ending quest for honesty and faith, I make it a point to confirm all of Gods Word. Not that I doubt Him but when I do fact checking, I know I can rebuke God Haters with first hand knowledge.
                      I've tried the breast feeding thing and after a multitude of tests I can say without a doubt, not only is it disgusting and putrid, it is no where as filling as a nice rib eye from Gibsons in Chi-Town.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • #41
                        Re: SHOULD BREAST-FEEDING BE CONSIDERED AS PEDOPHILIA ?

                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                        I've tried the breast feeding thing and after a multitude of tests I can say without a doubt, not only is it disgusting and putrid, it is no where as filling as a nice rib eye from Gibsons in Chi-Town.
                        Then Mrs. Hutchins may need to adjust her diet because breast milk is generally very sweet and mild-flavoured. She also might need to wait longer between pregnancies because hormones (and pregnancy itself) affect the taste and composition of the milk.
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                        • #42
                          Re: SHOULD BREAST-FEEDING BE CONSIDERED AS PEDOPHILIA ?



                          Yuck
                          1st Corinthians 1:26 For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:

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                          • #43
                            Re: SHOULD BREAST-FEEDING BE CONSIDERED AS PEDOPHILIA ?

                            Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                            So, if a wet-nurse is Biblical and Jesus-Approved why would a mother breast feeding not be? Also, do you ever envy the wet-nurse, having those special moments with your baby? Do you ever feed your baby with a bottle? (Now I'm being snoopy, so if it's none of my business, you can tell me so.)
                            (I should probably note that, while breast feeding is arguably the ideal, however a family chooses to feed their baby is fine. All that matters is that the baby's nutritional needs are met and everyone is healthy and happy. No one should be shamed for not breast feeding.)
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                            • #44
                              Re: SHOULD BREAST-FEEDING BE CONSIDERED AS PEDOPHILIA ?

                              Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                              Then Mrs. Hutchins may need to adjust her diet because breast milk is generally very sweet and mild-flavoured. She also might need to wait longer between pregnancies because hormones (and pregnancy itself) affect the taste and composition of the milk.
                              How dare you insinuate my wife, Mrs. Hutchins acts out perverse sex fantasies. What is wrong with you Godless people? Your heads are in the gutter!
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • #45
                                Re: SHOULD BREAST-FEEDING BE CONSIDERED AS PEDOPHILIA ?

                                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                How dare you insinuate my wife, Mrs. Hutchins acts out perverse sex fantasies. What is wrong with you Godless people? Your heads are in the gutter!
                                So then you suckle at the breast of someone other than your wife?
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