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  • Macaroni
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Feb 2008
    • 19

    #91
    Re: Is my shallow life a joke?

    This is quite unfortunate. No one is posting anymore.

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    • Wide-Open
      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 18449

      #92
      Re: Is my shallow life a joke?

      Originally posted by Macaroni View Post
      This is quite unfortunate. No one is posting anymore.
      Yeah, and we were so looking forward for more of this kind of "contributions".

      This is not Basilmarket, this is God's Favorite Forum. Got that, dago food?
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • JennyD
        Honorary True Christian™
        Sweet Placid Sister
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2007
        • 9567

        #93
        Re: Is my shallow life a joke?

        Originally posted by Macaroni View Post
        Well I'm sorry for breakin your god rules.
        I haven't read the bible, so I wouldn't know.
        So, how can you come onto a Christian forum and tell us that we are doing something wrong, when you haven't read God's Word?

        Riddle me that, durum semolina.

        Originally posted by Saianide View Post
        ok i dont really think u guys are worshipping jesus the right way i think u guys are like the crazy people on the mist movie
        I don't know about any missed movie, but if you can show us how the Bible supports your bizarre and semi-literate assertion, I'd be most interested to read your evidence.
        Originally posted by jesusrule View Post
        I am jewish and i am taught to respect all other religions, including christianity. But, i'm sorry the fact that it says you must prove all other religions false just sickens me. I have plenty of christian friends and they never try to prove my religion wrong. And, if you even dare to try and prove judaism wrong or other religions that are older than christianity, then you are relying on false hopes.
        So, tell me, Christianity sickens you, but you respect it anyway?

        Your friends who never tell you that being Jewish will land you in Hell aren't very good friends. You see, if they loved you, they would be concerned for your immortal soul, not your feelings today. They would rather watch you dance down that broad path of Christ-denial into Hellfire than teach you about Jesus . . . those aren't friends.

        I bet they laugh at you behind your back, too. "Did you see Moishe's yarmulke? And he thinks that will cover his bald spot!"

        "He won't need to worry about bald spots where HE's going!"

        "HAHAHA, you're so right about that one, Dave! PRAISE JESUS!"
        Originally posted by Macaroni View Post
        This site is practically Illegal though.
        I mean, Racism = Illegal, and this is one of the most racist sites I've visited!
        Please show me where exactly the law is which makes racism illegal . . . also, please show me how Christians have been racist. Why, we even have our very own Ex-Negro, Remy LeBeau!
        Originally posted by TheOneGuy View Post
        I never called you a Nazi.
        Christians just gave the reason for Hitler to massacre the Jewish.
        Stop putting words in my mouth, kthx.
        No, TOG, Martin Luther gave Hitler reasons to massacre the Jews.

        And no, dimwits, that's not Martin Luther King, Jr., the Negro who said Nigra left and right. It's Martin Luther, founder of Lutherism, and father of the Protestant Reformation. The German who despised Jews and demanded that they be eradicated long before Hitler espoused the same views.
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        • Roberta
          Anti La Leche League Organizer
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2008
          • 1817

          #94
          Re: Is my shallow life a joke?

          "The Angel Macoroni IPA: /mɒcoˈroʊnaɪ/ is an angel that Joseph Smith, Jr. claimed visited him on numerous occasions, beginning on September 23, 1823."

          Could this all be a big hoax perpetrated by a wearer of magic underwear? He is only here to heckle us and ridicule our faith.
          Come climb my mountains.

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          • Fallen Angel
            Resident gothtard witch
            • Feb 2007
            • 197

            #95
            Re: Is my shallow life a joke?

            Originally posted by Kazum203 View Post
            I'm atheist. I don't have a god at all, and I don't believe in satan. Therefore, your statement has no effect on me.
            i dun think ur life is a joke kazum. i dunno if its shallow cuz i dun know u but no life is a joke. but i dunno how u can be an athiest cuz there is obviosly majick everywhere n that majick comes from da godess. i can unnerstand not believing in god cuz da bibble is rly horrible in places but da godess rly does love every1.
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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22879

              #96
              Re: Is my shallow life a joke?

              Originally posted by Fallen Angel View Post
              i dun think ur life is a joke kazum. i dunno if its shallow cuz i dun know u but no life is a joke. but i dunno how u can be an athiest cuz there is obviosly majick everywhere n that majick comes from da godess. i can unnerstand not believing in god cuz da bibble is rly horrible in places but da godess rly does love every1.

              As proof that God exists, He has cursed your spell-checker - you're next...
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

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              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #97
                Re: Is my shallow life a joke?

                Originally posted by jesusrule View Post
                Please learn your facts. Jesus was jewish and he taught against judaism.
                You Jews just make less and less sense every day. That's like saying Huckabee is a Democrat and he's a Republican.
                Originally posted by TheOneGuy View Post
                and Protestant ministers throughout Germany for hundreds of years. The Protestant leader, Martin Luther, himself, held a livid hatred for Jews and their Jewish religion. In his book, “On the Jews and their Lies,” Luther set the standard for Jewish hatred in Protestant Germany up until World War 2.
                Yes, Luther was a vicious anti-Semite, but he wasn't a Christian either. Lutherans aren't Christians, they're atheists.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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