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  • Remembering The Glory And Beauty of 9/11...In Coloring Book Form!

    Friends, as all people of love and peace know, 9/11 was God's punishment for our gay and child-killing ways. I still shudder with tingles when I remember the thrill of that day. It was as if Sweet Baby Jesus, himself, had touched our country with a gentle tap on the shoulder to say to us, "Remember me? I still love you. Now stone the gays like I told you to....unless you want more of the same." As the link above shows, even liberal nut jobs like Jerry Falwell could see the clear hand of God in the explosions. Too bad his false-Christian core took over and he later "apologized" for stating the obvious: That gays and abortionists caused the 9/11 attacks and that we 'deserved it."

    He failed to stick my his Bible. Jerry knew that it is the duty of every human to be thankful to God for everything He does. EVEN KILLING 3,000 PEOPLE ON 9/11. All His acts are, by definition, perfect and just. Psalm 19:9 says “… The judgments of the Lord are true and righteous altogether.” Jerry knew all of this but bowed to public pressure from the unsaved trash. Hope you are enjoying Hell, Jerry!

    I refuse to be like Jerry Falwell. I will keep Truth alive and not let it be covered up by the lame-stream media. That said, since 9/11 I kept wondering how I could convey the message of God's wonderful conditional love to my children? How can I be sure to fully immerse them in the GLORY of 9/11...the TRUE VERSION of the cause of 9/11?

    I wanted to teach my children that God promised us in the King James Bible that if you obey Him, He will bless you. If you disobey Him, He’ll curse you (Deuteronomy 11:29, 27:4, 13; Joshua 8). America has become a hideaway for fornicators and abortionist and gays. On 9/11 we witnessed the blessed fulfillment of His covenant for Him to curse this nation (Isaiah 24; Jeremiah 11; Malachi 2). That is something to be thankful for!

    For ten long years I have been stumped.... until now. Parents, may I present to you, the 9/11 COLORING BOOK:



    As the cover says, this is a "Kids Book Of FREEDOM." Freedom from what you may ask. Freedom from atheism. Freedom from the lies of Falwell's apology. Freedom from Satan. Freedom from not being free. This is a testament to the grace of God and the holiness of His acts on that fateful day. In fact, I don't know a single person who has seen this book who hasn't immediately cried out, "My God!"

    Words can not describe my feelings when I saw this book. My heart stopped for a second and my lungs skipped a breath. Here, in simple to understand coloring-book form, was a complete historical documentation of all the GLORY of God's Love that he showed us on that day. I went to order 10,000 copies to donate to the Landover School Board. (My order caused quite a stir in the joo-run-media!) As soon as I got the shipment, I took a look inside and INSTANTLY found the picture that so accurately details God's love for his creation:




    That's right....It is Bin Fappin hiding behind one of his wives as a soldier of Christ shoots him.... RIGHT...IN...THE...EYE! I don't know if you can see it, but it actually shows the bullet to end all bullets in mid-flight!!! "Where are my kids, especially my four year old?" I thought? They HAVE to see this ... RIGHT NOW! Scriptures specifically tell the servants of God to find comfort and rejoice in His punishment of the wicked. (Psalm 58:10.) What could be a better way to rejoice than to have your 3-10 year-old children color in this image? Do what I did and make it a game. See which child can enhance the image by adding in some wound details like a bloody empty eye socket or the blow-back blood spray all over his wife!

    Parents of coloring book-aged kids, I IMPLORE you to get a copy when they run a second printing. Go to http://www.coloringbook.com/weshalln...oringbook.aspx and tell them what you think of their product! I know I will!
    Yours In Christ,

    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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    The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
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    God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
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    Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
    There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
    Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

    Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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    Re: Remembering The Glory And Beauty of 9/11...In Coloring Book Form!

    I am glad to see this product on the market.

    It's been ten years since 9/11, and most people have probably forgotten entirely what happened on that day and who was responsible.

    At last the events have been documented in an easy-to-understand book for all Americans!
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      Re: Remembering The Glory And Beauty of 9/11...In Coloring Book Form!

      Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba

      Parents of coloring book-aged kids, I IMPLORE you to get a copy when they run a second printing. Go to [URL
      http://www.coloringbook.com/weshallneverforget9/11coloringbook.aspx[/URL] and tell them what you think of their product! I know I will!
      I'll certainly be ordering a few copies for Christmas.
      Matthew 23:33 Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?

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        Re: Remembering The Glory And Beauty of 9/11...In Coloring Book Form!

        I have written the publisher (Really Big Coloring Books, Inc.®) at Info@ColoringBook.com to ask them to correct a blatant error on page 22:

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        I can't STAND the way Obanana insists on taking credit for taking out Bin Laden, when it was clearly the leadership and policies of George Bush that made the killing of Bin Laden possible 28 months after Bush left office. Anyone who believes otherwise is delusional.

        The publisher also has a toll-free number (1-800-244-2665) where you can let them know how you feel about this.



        Yours in Christ,

        Z. Smyth
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          Re: Remembering The Glory And Beauty of 9/11...In Coloring Book Form!

          Ooh! Ooh! Color me....PATRIOTIC!

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            Very nice.

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              Re: Remembering The Glory And Beauty of 9/11...In Coloring Book Form!

              Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
              I have written the publisher (Really Big Coloring Books, Inc.®) at Info@ColoringBook.com to ask them to correct a blatant error on page 22:

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              I can't STAND the way Obanana insists on taking credit for taking out Bin Laden, when it was clearly the leadership and policies of George Bush that made the killing of Bin Laden possible 28 months after Bush left office. Anyone who believes otherwise is delusional.

              The publisher also has a toll-free number (1-800-244-2665) where you can let them know how you feel about this.



              Yours in Christ,

              Z. Smyth
              Tell me there is a second error in this drawing, with all the other issues there is with osamma yo momma obama the drawing depicts him as left handed too! There is absolutely nothing one can say positive about the guy!
              The Bible contains about 25 unfavorable references to the left hand. In the best known example, in the Gospel of Matthew, Jesus says: "When the Son of man shall come in his glory, and all the holy angels with him, then shall he sit upon the throne of his glory: and before him shall be gathered all nations: And he shall separate them one from another, as a shepherd divideth his sheep from the goats: And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left. Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, 'Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world.' ... Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, 'Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels.'" (Matthew 25:31-34, 41)
              sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
              Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
              Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
              Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                Re: Remembering The Glory And Beauty of 9/11...In Coloring Book Form!

                Also, the Man signing the document appears to have hair, not wool, on his head

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