[Nobar King]

Re: Hula Hoops

I tried dancing with the hula hoop once. It wasn't very successful. Now I know better. I'd probably be more hesitant if I saw one today, after what I know now.

[SUV]

Re: Hula Hoops

Oh Yea, Narrow, I suppose next you'll be telling us all about Erik the Red and Harald Bluetooth and King Eyestein Fart.

I can't wait until Brother Prune Danish comes along to set you Straight about all this colorful (but scatalogical) mumbly-jumbly.

As if anyone could possibly Believe in "Vikings"

[narrowpathy]

Re: Hula Hoops

I'd like to send my BANNED hammer to you.

Quoted from Godly Conservapedia
"In Norse ("Viking") religion, Thor is the god of thunder. These old stories say he is the son of Odin and a giantess Iorth (Earth). Thor is described as having red hair and blue eyes. He is enormously strong, and he enjoys doing battle with evil giants. His special weapon is a magic hammer named Mjolnir that always hits whatever Thor throws it at, and then returns to his hand. The myths state that he makes thunder by riding across the tops of clouds in his chariot, which is drawn by two very large and aggressive goats. "

Pa Eze, that hammer of yours reeks of neo-paganism.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

Sickening.
Who would have imagined a simple hoop of plastic could lead a woman to wanton nudity in a public place. It appalls and disgusts me.

She's not nude - she's wearing boots.

[Marshall]

Re: Hula Hoops

Sickening.
Who would have imagined a simple hoop of plastic could lead a woman to wanton nudity in a public place. It appalls and disgusts me.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Hula Hoops

Dear Friends,

It's much worse than ever we feared.

Women have already started to participate in nude auto-erotic asphyxiation using hula hoops!

(BAB-bar added to shield Godly eyes from the horror that is the unclothed female form.)



Yours in Him,
bab

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hula Hoops

Mr. Hatchet, that was a typo. Of course I love Paypal and I meant tithing, I probably made the mistake because our 'Slaves of Jesus' project has teething problems.
Anyway, do you want to send those damaged goods to me?

I'd like to send my BANNED hammer to you.

[narrowpathy]

Re: Hula Hoops

I bet that you are contemptible even to other pedophiles. I also bet that you would molest children while they are still in the womb if it were possible. You are a depraved animal.

Mr. Hatchet, that was a typo. Of course I love Paypal and I meant tithing, I probably made the mistake because our 'Slaves of Jesus' project has teething problems.
Anyway, do you want to send those damaged goods to me?

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Hula Hoops

My mentioning of teething? Or the picture of the girl-child who is learning how to be an excellent sex object for her future beloved True Christian husband?

I bet that you are contemptible even to other pedophiles. I also bet that you would molest children while they are still in the womb if it were possible. You are a depraved animal.

[narrowpathy]

Re: Hula Hoops

6How fair and how pleasant art thou, O love, for delights!

9And the roof of thy mouth like the best wine for my beloved, that goeth down sweetly, causing the lips of those that are asleep to speak.
10I am my beloved's, and his desire is toward me.

What is wrong with girls learning how to pleasure True Christian men?
Hula-hoops are God's gift to True Christian men, reward for their tithing and all. I bet Jewish girls had some kinds of hula-hoops in order to learn how to better satisfy Lord's warriors. Praise Jesus!

Dear Marshall,

Your True Christian zealotry is most laudable. But pray, tell me what is sickening and perverse about that post of mine?
The passage from the Bible?
My mentioning of teething? My mentioning of Lord's warriors?
Talking of generosity of the True God?
Or the picture of the girl-child who is learning how to be an excellent sex object for her future beloved True Christian husband?

[Miss Maisie]

Re: Hula Hoops

If you feel that way, I ain't sure why you're still here, sugar, excepting that you're here to troll. Jesus (and we) don't like trolls, sugar.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

So you're one of those sissy liebral hippies who believes in taking away discipline and drugging our children instead?

Where did I advocate drugging children? If you treat children as intelligent human beings, they will respond in like manner.

Spare the rod, spoil the child. I thank the Lord you did pull out your womanhood, for it sounds like you would be the unfit mother.

If not being willing to beat a child into terrorized submission woiuld make me an unfit mother, then you're right.
I babysit quite often for friends and family members, I treat their children as intelligent human beings, and I never have a minute's trouble out of them.

Fair warning, you and your sass-mouth are wearing out your welcome very fast. If you CHOOSE to be on this forum, CHOOSE to respect your hosts.

I offer respect to those I deem worthy of it. LBC has not proven itself worthy.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: Hula Hoops

Any mother who wold allow other people to disipline her children in such a manner is unfit to be a parent.

So you're one of those sissy liebral hippies who believes in taking away discipline and drugging our children instead?
Spare the rod, spoil the child. I thank the Lord you did pull out your womanhood, for it sounds like you would be the unfit mother.

I am a good person in the eyes of my gods - since your god isn't one of them, I really don't care a rat's arse what he thinks of me.
And at the risk of repeating myself, my place is any-piffleing-where I choose to be.

Fair warning, you and your sass-mouth are wearing out your welcome very fast. If you CHOOSE to be on this forum, CHOOSE to respect your hosts.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

You are judging us, silly girl? My housekeeper don't have no problem with my Daddy disciplining her wayward brats. She wants them to grow up proper, not to turn out into a backsassing heathen like yourself.

Any mother who wold allow other people to disipline her children in such a manner is unfit to be a parent.

You ain't a good person in the eyes of the Lord, just another hellbound heathen who don't know her place.

I am a good person in the eyes of my gods - since your god isn't one of them, I really don't care a rat's heinie what he thinks of me.
And at the risk of repeating myself, my place is any-fucking-where I choose to be.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: Hula Hoops

Paying someone to clean your house does not give you the right to hit their children.

You are judging us, silly girl? My housekeeper don't have no problem with my Daddy disciplining her wayward brats. She wants them to grow up proper, not to turn out into a backsassing heathen like yourself.

I am grateful for the good things in my life, and I am a good person. I obey no one unless I find their request reasonable.

You ain't a good person in the eyes of the Lord, just another hellbound heathen who don't know her place.