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  • Gabriel Reproba
    Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
    The Most Honest Lawyer in America
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2479

    #1

    Atheists Practice Post-Birth Abortions!

    I found this post about some messed up atheist trying to kill his OWN CHILD. Can you believe it? He starts out by threatening a holy war...

    I need some advice. I am thinking that next Halloween, in addition to candy, I should sneak a joke book into kids bags. It would be illustrated to appeal to very young kids. It would start with jokes but it would gradually start talking about skepticism and atheism. It would end up telling kids that there is no demonstrable evidence for gods, and that they do not need gods to be good people. They would be lured into reading this information by the book starting out as a kids joke book. Deceptive, but worth it to get the word out. It would have an address where they could send money and a toll free number that they could call to find out more and the URL for a kid’s-themed website propaganda they could visit.
    I was amazed. I couldn't believe that he would sink so low and then talk about his plans for religious warfare so openly. If someone did this to MY child I would go over to their house and beat them with the good old KJV until their met Jesus, if you know what I mean.

    This guy should be arrested.

    He then goes on to say:
    Good idea? Of course not!

    I only told this little tale because this happened to my son this Halloween, except the deceptive Joke Book wasn’t about atheism. It was about Jesus.
    Oh, so he is whining about someone showing his son what True Christianity™ is all about? How insane is that? Someone tries to help him and he is bitching about it. No good deed goes unpunished, am I right?

    The rest of the post goes on to complain about the deceptive practices used to try and save his child from eternal hellfire. Again, I am stunned. The poster's neighbor obviously loves the poster's child more than the poster himself! In fact, it made me realize what atheists like this guy are really doing:

    All atheist parents are committing post-birth abortions!

    They are killing their children's souls. They are damning their children to an eternity in Hell. Think about it. Life here on Earth is like being in the womb. You are born physically, then you are born again, spiritually when you parents tell you to believe in Jesus or you will burn in hell forever. When your body dies and you are born into Heaven, THAT is your real life. THAT is a true birth into REALITY. Atheist parents hate their children so much they are trying to abort them before they are born into Heaven. What other explanation could there be for this parent's outrage at a neighborly act like sneaking a note to his trick-or-treating-aged child about going to Hell unless he believes in Jesus? The neighbor HAD to be deceptive...otherwise the atheist parents would succeed with their post-birth abortion of their child's soul.

    The parent's anger in the post belies the truth: he is furious that his child might be "born" after all and not be murdered in the abortion clinic of the soul that is the atheist household.
    Yours In Christ,

    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

    Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

    Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
    Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
    The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
    Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
    How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
    20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
    God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
    Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
    Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
    Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
    There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
    Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

    Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.
  • Jack O'fagan
    With faith as immovable as the Earth
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 4836

    #2
    Re: Atheists Practice Post-Birth Abortions!

    My son was born using caesarian section. My wife made a big fuss because I turned her morphine drip off but I reminded her that God wanted her to suffer because of Eve's sin,


    Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children;


    Women make such a bloody fuss.

    Anyway the moment he was cut from her womb I dashed forward (throwing a nurse to the floor) and thrust this Baby's Bible into his little hands. I am proud to say that the first face he saw was not that of his mother but that of his savior Jesus Christ.

    His mum looked bloody awful anyway, I refused to speak to her until she cleaned herself up.

    YIC

    Jack
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    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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    • Gabriel Reproba
      Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
      The Most Honest Lawyer in America
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2009
      • 2479

      #3
      Re: Atheists Practice Post-Birth Abortions!

      Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
      Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children;
      A Godly quote! Applying it to my situation above, surely the raising kids is such a pain in the rear end (you have to feed them, take them to the doctor because if you just pray them better the state calls it abuse, clothe them, house them, etc). Perhaps to atheists, this "birthing" pain is too much and they want to give up on God and get a spiritual abortion. That way they can tell their kids to go do heroine and rob banks without feeling guilty.

      I am more determined than ever to do what the Good Christian did in the story I linked to above and distribute as much clandestine tracts as possible next Halloween. Anyone else have similar experiences?
      Yours In Christ,

      Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

      Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

      Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
      Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
      The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
      Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
      How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
      20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
      God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
      Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
      Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
      Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
      There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
      Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

      Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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