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  • Gabriel Reproba
    Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
    The Most Honest Lawyer in America
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2479

    #1

    True Chirstian Rapping Children's Video

    I was brought to tears when I saw this...



    Seriously, I was nearly crying for these children when I got through with this. It is unbelievable. For all of those people who think we hate our children, this should convince you of the truth. Look at how blissful these tykes are. Notice how smart they are! They even work in rhymes about intelligent design. Astounding.
    Yours In Christ,

    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #2
    Re: True Chirstian Rapping Children's Video

    That's just plain child abuse. Those poor children should be on their knees praising Jesus, but ultra-liberal activist judges allow prayer to be taken out of school, so this is what you get.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • WilliamJenningsBryan
      True Christian™
       
      • Jan 2007
      • 9384

      #3
      Re: True Chirstian Rapping Children's Video

      I did find it moving – but in some kind inexplicable perverse way. I can't help but think that the nigra rapper rhythm and jive is going to have these tykes shouting "bitches and hoes" and engaging in wanton fornication in just a few short years.
      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
      ...and get off my lawn
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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #4
        Re: True Chirstian Rapping Children's Video

        Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
        I did find it moving – but in some kind inexplicable perverse way. I can't help but think that the nigra rapper rhythm and jive is going to have these tykes shouting "bitches and hoes" and engaging in wanton fornication in just a few short years.
        And all that heavy breathing in the background . . . Yes, this is just like those "Veggie Tales", which we all know are intended only to make young boys (and girls) consider vegetables to be "just like people" and thus suitable "partners"!

        Fake Christian filth intended to turn children to perversion!!
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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