Atheism for kids

[hellion]

See here kids. God isn't real. God was created by the cavemen. They weren't very smart and they didn't know where rain and storms came from. So they invented 'Gods' to explain this. Over time many Gods grew and they were created in the people's image because those very people didn't have much of an imagination. Now there's 'God'. The Christian ruler. The 'Bible' was written by a bunch of crack-pot, sexist, sadistic, conceited men who used this so-called, non-existant 'God' to control people. Sadly, this same theory is still used today to explain simple scientific events. So I dare you to convince me that God is real. There is no evidence that God truelly existed. There are hte places and the scriptures. But couldn't that be a clever hoax?
Is there a God? Convince me.

[Brother Temperance]

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See here kids. God isn't real. God was created by the cavemen. They weren't very smart and they didn't know where rain and storms came from. So they invented 'Gods' to explain this. Over time many Gods grew and they were created in the people's image because those very people didn't have much of an imagination. Now there's 'God'. The Christian ruler. The 'Bible' was written by a bunch of crack-pot, sexist, sadistic, conceited men who used this so-called, non-existant 'God' to control people. Sadly, this same theory is still used today to explain simple scientific events. So I dare you to convince me that God is real. There is no evidence that God truelly existed. There are hte places and the scriptures. But couldn't that be a clever hoax?
Is there a God? Convince me.

So, the athiest cult has started preying on children to try and indoctrinate them into their bigoted mindset, because they know no rational adult would fall for their implausible lies? Despicable. Prove to me that God doesn't exist.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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See here kids. God isn't real. God was created by the cavemen. They weren't very smart and they didn't know where rain and storms came from. So they invented 'Gods' to explain this. Over time many Gods grew and they were created in the people's image because those very people didn't have much of an imagination. Now there's 'God'. The Christian ruler. The 'Bible' was written by a bunch of crack-pot, sexist, sadistic, conceited men who used this so-called, non-existant 'God' to control people. Sadly, this same theory is still used today to explain simple scientific events. So I dare you to convince me that God is real. There is no evidence that God truelly existed. There are hte places and the scriptures. But couldn't that be a clever hoax?
Is there a God? Convince me.

Good luck convincing them. Others (myself included) have already been trying. It's like trying to educate a rock.

Wait a minute, you're an atheist now? Weren't you the one praying to Satan in pretty much every post you made?

[Brother Temperance]

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Good luck convincing them. Others (myself included) have already been trying. It's like trying to educate a rock.

Wait a minute, you're an atheist now? Weren't you the one praying to Satan in pretty much every post you made?

She's not a Christian, so it stands to reason she's got no coherent moral system. And I'd have thought educating a rock would be the easiest thing in the world, according to you - you'd just have to sit around until it turned into monkey soup, and then into a man.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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I said 'primordial soup'. You're the one who came up with the whole 'monkey soup' idea, although, knowing the people here, you've probably also eaten it!

[Brother Temperance]

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I said 'primordial soup'. You're the one who came up with the whole 'monkey soup' idea, although, knowing the people here, you've probably also eaten it!

I'm sorry... it's not "monkey soup", it's "soup that turns into monkeys." Happy now?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I said 'primordial soup'. You're the one who came up with the whole 'monkey soup' idea, although, knowing the people here, you've probably also eaten it!

Can we PLEASE be done with this entire 'primordial soup' nonsense? There are only two possibilities for evilutionists. The universe started with a big bang out of nothing and was absolutely sterile for billions of years and either (1) still is, or (2) GOD created life from nothing.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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The universe is one thing. Life on earth is another. The big bang is well and good but we're talking about the evolution of life on earth here.

[eliot mayfield]

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See here kids. God isn't real. God was created by the cavemen. They weren't very smart and they didn't know where rain and storms came from. So they invented 'Gods' to explain this. Over time many Gods grew and they were created in the people's image because those very people didn't have much of an imagination. Now there's 'God'. The Christian ruler. The 'Bible' was written by a bunch of crack-pot, sexist, sadistic, conceited men who used this so-called, non-existant 'God' to control people. Sadly, this same theory is still used today to explain simple scientific events. So I dare you to convince me that God is real. There is no evidence that God truelly existed. There are hte places and the scriptures. But couldn't that be a clever hoax?
Is there a God? Convince me.

Convince me there isn't.

[Brother Temperance]

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The universe is one thing. Life on earth is another. The big bang is well and good but we're talking about the evolution of life on earth here.

So in order for evilution to be true, earth has to not be part of the universe? What a gloriously rational theory.

[SalvationSeeker]

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See here kids. God isn't real.

But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me,
It were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.
Woe unto the world because of offences! for it must needs be that offences come; but woe to that man by whom the offence cometh!
Matthew 18:6-7

God allmighty is going to make you pay for trying to lead children away from Him.
REPENT and maybe the LORD will have mercy on your soul.

[Deaner]

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God isn't real. God was created by the cavemen. They weren't very smart

Friend, you have got to be the biggest fruitcake I've ever run across in these forums and I've seen some good ones. So you're saying God did not create man; but man created God??

Are you goddamned retarded?

How could man create God? What do you think happened? God created the heaven and the earth and all things in it then magically disappeared?

The simple fact that you're sitting there is evidence God created you. How could man possibly create a God to create themselves? Can you see the holes in your logic college boy? What you're saying is impossible.

Dean

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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See here kids. God isn't real. God was created by the cavemen. They weren't very smart and they didn't know where rain and storms came from. So they invented 'Gods' to explain this. Over time many Gods grew and they were created in the people's image because those very people didn't have much of an imagination. Now there's 'God'. The Christian ruler. The 'Bible' was written by a bunch of crack-pot, sexist, sadistic, conceited men who used this so-called, non-existant 'God' to control people. Sadly, this same theory is still used today to explain simple scientific events. So I dare you to convince me that God is real. There is no evidence that God truelly existed. There are hte places and the scriptures. But couldn't that be a clever hoax?

How do you know any of this, and why should we believe it? Were you there when any of this supposedly happened? Yet you accuse us of believing without evidence. Oh, the irony!

As for the "clever hoax," God would have to be the cleverest hoax by a wide margin in human history*, even though those same "cavemen" who "weren't very smart" came up with it.

*May Jesus forgive me for saying that, even arguendo to rebuke a sinner.

[Brother Temperance]

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The simple fact that you're sitting there is evidence God created you. How could man possibly create a God to create themselves? Can you see the holes in your logic college boy? What you're saying is impossible.

Dean

Pssst. It's not a college boy, it's a college girl. We mustn't expect too much of her poor overtaxed female brain.

[Deaner]

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It's not a college boy, it's a college girl.

oops.

Sorry.

But still, even for a woman, it's a pretty stupid thing to say.

Dean