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  • Chinks Invent Seed Extraction Machine

    The Godless Chinese have produced another abomination that should strike the fear of the Lord into the hearts of Christians everywhere. It is almost inconceivable the diabolical mind that went into the invention of this "device".

    WARNING: You must be strong in your Faith to click on the link to see the pictures and videos in this article.

    Chinese hospitals introduce hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor' for donors (that even play videos to 'help')
    Automatic sperm extractors are being introduced in a Nanjing hospital, capital of Jiangsu province
    By Daily Mail Reporter
    PUBLISHED: 06:43 EST, 21 September 2012 | UPDATED: 12:00 EST, 21 September 2012

    Chinese hospitals are introducing a new machine which can extract sperm for donors.

    According to China’s Weibo social platform the automatic sperm extractors are being introduced in a Nanjing hospital, capital of Jiangsu province.

    The pink, grey and white machine has a massage pipe at the front which apparently can be adjusted according to the height of its user.
    Speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature are also controllable.

    It has a small screen on the top which plays films for the user to help them with the extraction process.

    The director of the urology department at Zhengzhou Central Hospital said the machine was being used by infertility patients who are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way.

    A website which is selling the machine for $2,800 promoting it stating 'it can give patients very comfortable feeling.'

    Christians everywhere have often asked the question about whether "artificial insemination" is allowed in the Bible (KJV1611). The only reference in the Bible (KJV1611) has to do with the circumstances surrounding the birth of our Savior Jesus Christ.

    Then said Mary unto the angel, How shall this be, seeing I know not a man?

    - Luke 1:34

    But while he thought on these things, behold, the angel of the Lord appeared unto him in a dream, saying, Joseph, thou son of David, fear not to take unto thee Mary thy wife: for that which is conceived in her is of the Holy Ghost.

    - Matthew 1:20
    Donating seed is clearly prohibited in the Bible (KJV1611).

    Moreover thou shalt not lie carnally with thy neighbour's wife, to defile thyself with her.

    For whosoever shall commit any of these abominations, even the souls that commit them shall be cut off from among their people.

    - Leviticus. 18:20, 29
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    Re: Chinks Invent Seed Extraction Machine

    Forgive me Brother WJB, I read the headline, "Chinese hospitals introduce hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor' for donors" and imagined something steam-driven with many hooks and penetrating rods all of which will be released in fury as, because of poor quality control, it rampages through the hospital with the chink attached.

    I can read no further but I am sure that it is of Satan.
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      Re: Chinks Invent Seed Extraction Machine

      I saw a device something like this in a store window in the East Village. Needless to say, I'd rather not talk about it.
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        Re: Chinks Invent Seed Extraction Machine

        Well, depraved heathen Asians, I have news for you:

        GOD has already invented a sperm extraction machine, and He called it "woman."
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          Re: Chinks Invent Seed Extraction Machine

          Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
          I saw a device something like this in a store window in the East Village. Needless to say, I'd rather not talk about it.
          I'm surprised that there aren't coin-operated versions lining the streets of JYC.
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