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My daughter came home today and got a heart shaped tattoo for Valentine's Day, and i almost fainted. Her tattoo is in a clear violation of Leviticus 19:28, and it has to be removed in some kind of way. The problem is that tattoo removal by laser is too expensive (and also way too painless if you ask me). So how should i remove the tattoo? The way i will do it will for sure be very painful, and it will leave a nasty scar as a reminder of what happens when you sin, but i feel that its absolutely necessary to use tough love in a situation like this. So my question is, should i use a knife or a cigarette lighter?
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Re: my whore daughter got a tattoo, what should i do??? HELP!
If the tattoo is on her arm, just cut off the whole arm. Every time she looks at the stump she will be reminded of why she is going to hell.Originally posted by Ex-Viking View PostIsaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire. -
Re: my whore daughter got a tattoo, what should i do??? HELP!
Many people facing the dilemma of having a tattoo that they have grown to dislike put another tattoo over the old one - it's called a "cover up" tattoo.
I might suggest that the Valentine "heart" could the incorporated into a "Heart of Jesus" tattoo in honor of the Saving Blood of our Savior. As to whether this would be in accordance with Leviticus 19:28, maybe a Pastor should be consulted in this matter.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Re: my whore daughter got a tattoo, what should i do??? HELP!
There is good news, Brother Ex! There is a way you can correct this abomination upon your daughter's flesh, and please the LORD at the same time!
Simply take a hot curling iron and hold it against the flesh where the image has been stained. This will not only burn off the outer offending flesh, but will please the LORD because He finds the smell burning flesh to be a "sweet savour"! (Numbers 15:3; Numbers 28:6; Numbers 28:24; Numbers 28:27; Numbers 29:8; Numbers 29:13; Numbers 29:36; Exodus 29:18; Exodus 29:41; Leviticus 26:31)Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: my whore daughter got a tattoo, what should i do??? HELP!
Matthew 5:30 And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
I mean she'll scream and holler and beg you not to...
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Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
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Re: my whore daughter got a tattoo, what should i do??? HELP!
What a wonderful idea! I just told the slut that i am going to burn the sin away at exactly 4:45 PM tomorrow. She started crying and screaming and begging for mercy, but i managed to calm her down by carefully explaining to her that what i am going to do to her tomorrow is nothing compared to the torments of Hell that she would have to suffer if the tattoo is not removed. Just be on the safe side, i locked her room so that she cant escape, after all, who knows how many innocent men who she will forcibly turn into rapists (or as we Christians say: rape victims) if she goes out with a tattoo? Its like asking to get raped!Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
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Re: my whore daughter got a tattoo, what should i do??? HELP!
When she was screaming I hope she did not curse youOriginally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
Proverbs 20:20 Whoso curseth his father or his mother, his lamp shall be put out in obscure darkness.
Maybe more extreme measures are required?
YIC1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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Re: my whore daughter got a tattoo, what should i do??? HELP!
Mrs. Porter once asked what I thought of her getting a tattoo on her shoulder. I simply opened my Northern Tool catalog to heavy-duty power belt sanders and placed it on the kitchen table. That was the end of that foolishness.
In ChristMatthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: my whore daughter got a tattoo, what should i do??? HELP!
You're always the voice of reason, Pastor. I love the way you found a solution that maintained the peace of Jesus.Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View PostMrs. Porter once asked what I thought of her getting a tattoo on her shoulder. I simply opened my Northern Tool catalog to heavy-duty power belt sanders and placed it on the kitchen table. That was the end of that foolishness.
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Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
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