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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22889

    #1

    Atheist Morality and Young Romance!

    I would like you all to read this. It is an atheist apologist homily, invented for the destruction of all we know and love.

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    It shows the absolute lack of critical thinking skills that go with the typical socialist, liberal, bleeding-heart teacher who’s writing this garbage. He thinks that everything can be explained if you, a very normal Christian, free of sin, accept responsibility for something you never did!

    In the first instance some pedophile homer abomination is groping an 11 year old like a Catholic priest on crack, and in the next instance of perfectly normal heterosexual behaviour: the obviously irredeemably queer Mr Andrew Sullivan (Sullivan is an Irish, Catholic name) is displaying his own hatred of women.

    Does he not understand that women are placed on earth to help man and to bear and care for the children with which the Lord both blesses and punishes them? Does he not understand that a woman obsesses about how to find a husband and spends much time, combing her hair, and making clothes and applying creams so as to attract a young man? No, he probably does not as he is a homer and is in direct competition with women – He hates them and wants to mislead them! He wants to make the boys uncertain, worried, guilty! He wants to make them think that heterosexuality is abnormal!

    Note that part that reads
    ”The girls in the room nodded agreeing.”
    HELLO!!! What would a girl know of men? Come on, Mr Sullivan! Even Mrs Bathfire says she does not understand me and she’s as Christian as they come!

    Gentlemen! Cast your mind back to the days of your youth and realize how fickle women were! They reject you if you show attention and start crying and starving themselves if you don't! How can that be? I am tempted to ask, “Where is the logic in this?” but I know you will all answer, as one, “Huh! Logic! Women!”

    It is the duty of every man to select a mate so as to become fruitful by creating sons. My grandfather was a son, my father was a son, I was a son and Mrs Bathfire has borne sons! Some men have an effeminate trait, however well hidden, and they produce female babies. The Lord imposes a duty on these men to protect the child to render her nubile in her virginity. It is equally the duty of the father of sons (who take preference) to ensure that their sons show enough interest so as to be keen to marry.

    Conclusion:

    This lying tract of Satan distorts what we all know and poisons young minds!
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
  • Bob4God
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    Arms Dealer for CHRIST
    Hands folded for Jesus
     
    • Apr 2008
    • 5274

    #2
    Re: Atheist Morality and Young Romance!

    As a grown man and owner of a well-stocked gun store, the thing that terrifies me most about homosexuals is not only that they can rape me, but merely that they are doing something GOD says is sick and perverted.

    Think of it this way: Would you feel safe in the same room as somebody who breaks the law and is proud of it?

    Then why would you feel safe in the same room with somebody who breaks GOD's law and is proud of it? (And who also enjoys raping or being raped.)

    It used to be that men of GOD never had to think about these things. They just slaughtered other men and took their virgins, but ever since it became "barbaric" to obliterate sinners before they could pollute society, we've all been living with the consequences of tolerating sin.
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