[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

I've been reading this thread with interest for about a week. If the kid's head is still swollen at this point I'm going to go with retard.

I would recommend poking a hole in it and draining out the demonic fluids. That'll probably help.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

Well, you are an nice christian aren't you?!

And you're unsaved trash who probably wishes my baby was a retard because then it would be more likely to become another atheist.

I've been reading this thread with interest for about a week. If the kid's head is still swollen at this point I'm going to go with retard.

I would recommend poking a hole in it and draining out the demonic fluids. That'll probably help.

Once again, IT'S NOT THE FIRST PICTURE. I'm really starting to regret putting that picture up.

Anyway, I've done some sickular searches, and it does seem to be the latest rage among doctors. They want to run up your bill with MRI's and CT's. I also had a chat with Seth's aunt and discovered that large heads (no retards though) tend to run through his family.

I don't think I'll be going back to this doctor. He got really upset when I said not to schedule an MRI, because I could probably get it for free through Seth (hey they have to test the machines on someone when they're calibrated). Somehow the FREE MRI wasn't good enough, nope, it has to go through him. I assume he's getting kickbacks from the MRI clinic he wanted to send me to.

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

Have you considered taking her to the medical department at Landover Baptist University? The students there may be able to cut her head open and take a thorough look at her brain for free. It's a much more traditional approach than an MRI scan, more accurate and overall a much safer procedure. If you want I could speak to the head of the medical department and have him arrange something for you and your child this week.

1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:
1 Timothy 6:21 Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

[Alexandria Puckett]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

Have you considered taking her to the medical department at Landover Baptist University? The students there may be able to cut her head open and take a thorough look at her brain for free. It's a much more traditional approach than an MRI scan, more accurate and overall a much safer procedure.

Oh, dear, is that really so? Well...Mrs. B.I.G. if you decide to do that I'll pray my hardest for your baby's well being.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

Have you considered taking her to the medical department at Landover Baptist University? The students there may be able to cut her head open and take a thorough look at her brain for free. It's a much more traditional approach than an MRI scan, more accurate and overall a much safer procedure. If you want I could speak to the head of the medical department and have him arrange something for you and your child this week.

1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:
1 Timothy 6:21 Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

I'll book an appointment tomorrow.

As for the MRI, looking back, it was suspicious that this "doctor" wanted me to go to his clinic rather than letting Seth arrange for a free one.

The more I think about it, the more I feel like it's a scam.