[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

Very wise. Pastor Ezeikel is well versed in all sorts of dealings with unique people. He even spent time with the chinks!
Is the child afraid of bears?

Amen, Brother. It's a little-known fact that all slopes are born with giant heads. Once the "mama-san" (chink for mother) pours rice wine all over the infant, its head shrinks down to a fairly normal size. Which is where they get those slanty eyes.

But yea, the big-heads are a kind of retarded.

[Alexandria Puckett]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

Amen, Brother. It's a little-known fact that all slopes are born with giant heads. Once the "mama-san" (chink for mother) pours rice wine all over the infant, its head shrinks down to a fairly normal size. Which is where they get those slanty eyes.

But yea, the big-heads are a kind of retarded.

Pastor, I don't want to overstep my boundaries, so may I ask permission to comment on your information? You can say no, I won't be upset.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

Pastor, I don't want to overstep my boundaries, so may I ask permission to comment on your information? You can say no, I won't be upset.

No.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

Amen, Brother. It's a little-known fact that all slopes are born with giant heads. Once the "mama-san" (chink for mother) pours rice wine all over the infant, its head shrinks down to a fairly normal size. Which is where they get those slanty eyes.

Are you suggesting I should pour rice wine on my child's head?

But yea, the big-heads are a kind of retarded.

But she doesn't seem retarded (although it's hard to tell at 18 months). She's just quiet, and I still don't think her head is THAT big.

**sigh** I'll wait for Seth to get home tomorrow. I'm just wondering if this is something to be really concerned about, or is it just another sickular agenda of labeling every child with some syndrome or another.

[lukasekman]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

Sounds like a perfectly healthy and obedient kid to me.
Her independence is amazing for that young age, and she have a very bright future if she learn to read the Bible early on.

Consider strapping a belt around her head if you're concerned about its size. It's the same principle as preventing goiter by restricting the growth of the thyroid gland.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

Sounds like a perfectly healthy and obedient kid to me.
Her independence is amazing for that young age, and she have a very bright future if she learn to read the Bible early on.

Consider strapping a belt around her head if you're concerned about its size. It's the same principle as preventing goiter by restricting the growth of the thyroid gland.

Well I've talked to Seth, and we're not going to worry about it. Especially now that this has come out


Normal behaviour, or mental illness?

Every parent of a preteen has been there: on the receiving end of sullen responses, bursts of frustration or anger, even public tantrums that summon the fear that Children’s Aid is on its way. Come late May, with the publication of the fifth edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-5), however, such sustained cranky behaviour could put your child at risk of a diagnosis of “disruptive mood dysregulation disorder.” This newly minted condition will afflict children between 6 and 12 who exhibit persistent irritability and “frequent” outbursts, defined as three or more times a week for more than a year. Its original name, “temper dysregulation disorder with dysphoria,” was nixed after it garnered criticism it pathologized “temper tantrums,” a normal childhood occurrence. Others argue that even with the name change the new definition and diagnosis could do just that.

Yep, now even a temper tantrum is a "mental illness" they have gone to the point that everyone is mentally ill.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

Not a single Hutchins child has ever had a 'temper tantrum'. It is because God told about and gave us iron rods. My children weep softly with joy at the sight of mine.

Any child that has 'outbursts' is not shown enough True Christian(tm) Love(c).

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

Not a single Hutchins child has ever had a 'temper tantrum'. It is because God told about and gave us iron rods. My children weep softly with joy at the sight of mine.

Any child that has 'outbursts' is not shown enough True Christian™ Love©.

Amen brother. But now the liebrals want to drug our children into stupors rather than correct them.

Excuse the sickular site, but even a broken clock is right twice a day.

http://www.myspace.com/video/champion-1/adhd-cure/7183179

[Levi Jones]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

Dear sweet Lord, do we let that thing into our church?

Leviticus 21:18-20
18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;

[Alexandria Puckett]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

[QUOTE=Levi Jones;988946]Dear sweet Lord, do we let that thing into our church?
I don't think that there is anything wrong with her, persay. I mean, a man with big feet isn't disfigured, is he?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

I don't think that there is anything wrong with her, persay. I mean, a man with big feet isn't disfigured, is he?

Oh my word! Did you see that thing? Just how many demons do you think can fit in that noggin? I certainly wouldn't want that inside my church, getting ready to pop like a great, big, demonic pimple, spreading it's evil everywhere!

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

Dear sweet Lord, do we let that thing into our church?

Leviticus 21:18-20
18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;

Oh my word! Did you see that thing? Just how many demons do you think can fit in that noggin? I certainly wouldn't want that inside my church, getting ready to pop like a great, big, demonic pimple, spreading it's evil everywhere!

THE FIRST PICTURE IS NOT WHAT MY CHILD LOOKS LIKE!!!!!

See, nobody else seems to have noticed that her head was "too big". I mean she's capable of holding it up on her neck, she isn't like some bobble-headed freak. It's just a bit on the large side. Anyway, kids go through weird growth spurts, one week, they're all leg, the next they're all feet.

Seth doesn't see anything wrong with her, and if I remember right, you have rather large hands, Pastor.

[Albert The Lunkhead (On Moderation)]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

Oh my word! Did you see that thing? Just how many demons do you think can fit in that noggin? I certainly wouldn't want that inside my church, getting ready to pop like a great, big, demonic pimple, spreading it's evil everywhere!

Well, you are an nice christian aren't you?!

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

Well, you are an nice christian aren't you?!

Being a Christian isn't about being nice; it's about following the Bible 100%. I can assure you that by that definition Mrs Ethelreda is a stand-up True Christian™. Show a little respect when addressing your betters. And how about engage in a proper discussion rather than spitting out one-liners?

[Nobar King]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

I've been reading this thread with interest for about a week. If the kid's head is still swollen at this point I'm going to go with retard.