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  • #31
    Re: Tips for Cranky Babies

    Originally posted by David(atheist) View Post
    was that what your parents called you in the stone age when you were born .....snotty duck......go abuse a kid and tell people there bad for not believing your selfesh religion....dont ever patronize me or say anything about my daughter again .....one day the remnants of your religion is going to be rid of this world...a day i get to see your body lie hopeless with disbelief
    Are you a retard? What you've just said doesn't make a lick of sense.

    You and your daughter are unsaved trash imbeciles and YOU are the ones who will be rotting in HELL while we look down from HEAVEN and laugh at you.

    Stop ruining my thread and enjoy HELL.
    Last edited by Daisy Mae Johnson; 05-21-2008, 07:04 PM.
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    • #32
      Re: Tips for Cranky Babies

      What is the matter with you people? Did you forget how to swaddle?
      Ezekiel, chapter 16


      "4": And as for thy nativity, in the day thou wast born thy navel was not cut, neither wast thou washed in water to supple thee; thou wast not salted at all, nor swaddled at all

      What about salt? Are you salting them too?
      NO?!
      Well, no wonder they are cranky!!!
      Matthew:
      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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      • #33
        Re: Tips for Cranky Babies

        Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
        What is the matter with you people? Did you forget how to swaddle?
        I am fond of swaddling. Watching a child trying to wriggle free is suspenseful and very entertaining. I suggest hanging the child upside down, in the manner of Harry Houdini, to add to the fun.

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        • #34
          Re: Tips for Cranky Babies

          i think everyone here owes the rest of the world an apology....i just talked to a pastor at a localn church(a respectful man with a mature sense of being) and showed him this forum....he said that you all were like a satanist cult....that you were no different. he said you were A disgrace to the bible and all religion....

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          • #35
            Re: Tips for Cranky Babies

            Sirs:

            Since you proudly proclaim in your title that you're an "(idiot)" perhaps your "Pastor" is also a few holes shy of par and unfit to Judge us.

            Have a nice day! and, MERRY CHRISTMAS

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            • #36
              Re: Tips for Cranky Babies

              happy holidays and yes i am taking legal action against all of you....think opening a public forum protects you...ha...bye imbeciles of god

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              • #37
                Re: Tips for Cranky Babies

                This will be good. I wonder what kind of Idiot lawyer is going to take on the FIRST AMENDMENT of the CONSTITUTION!! I hope he charges a lot.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • #38
                  Re: Tips for Cranky Babies

                  Originally posted by David the goliath View Post
                  happy holidays and yes i am taking legal action against all of you....think opening a public forum protects you...ha...bye imbeciles of god
                  Our Joo lawyers will be happy to take your call and drain your pocket book for the Work of the Lord. The Iron Fist of Jesus will not tolerate frivolous lawsuits.

                  Glory!
                  Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                  brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                  ...and get off my lawn
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                  • #39
                    Re: Tips for Cranky Babies

                    Sue us for believing in the Bible? What are you going to swear on when you testify?
                    Matthew:
                    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                    • #40
                      Re: Tips for Cranky Babies

                      I for one have appreciated the advice in this thread, Our whore slut daughter came back home with her little b**tard child. I have had to deal with the little monster on a daily basis since.

                      Does Landover have any "camps" for 1 yr old females ?



                       Leviticus 26:27-29

                      27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                      28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                      29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                      • #41
                        Re: Tips for Cranky Babies

                        Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                        I for one have appreciated the advice in this thread, Our whore slut daughter came back home with her little b**tard child. I have had to deal with the little monster on a daily basis since.

                        Does Landover have any "camps" for 1 yr old females ?

                        Brother Saved,

                        You could always sell the little bastard. Boys get more money than girls!

                        We'd Like To Purchase Your Child
                        http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0203/childpurchase.html
                        In these desparate times, many needy families are selling their children to churches like ours for some quick cash
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                        • #42
                          Re: Tips for Cranky Babies

                          You lot are a disgrace to the human race.

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                          • #43
                            Re: Tips for Cranky Babies

                            Originally posted by onlyonepersontellsme View Post
                            You lot are a disgrace to the human race.
                            Your angry outburst is a disgrace to this gentle forum, young Missy! Such hate, such violence -- JESUS Himself will strike you down for your rage. Praise!
                            True Christians are Perfect!

                            Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                            Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                            For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                            • #44
                              Re: Tips for Cranky Babies

                              To keep baby warm during a bath, put them in a large pot with the burner set on low.
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                              • #45
                                Re: Tips for Cranky Babies

                                In case of drafts around the stove area, which could give Li'l Precious the sniffles, there's always the good old Christian Mommy standby:

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