Fruity CouSIN

[Godless]

Hello, I am God Less (Name is Less,God Is My Saviour)



I'm visiting some relatives from Essex,While I am in the Bathroom I have noticed the way My Cousin was looking at Me when I was Brushing My God Bones.


It's a Creepy Stare Very Fag Hag, Something tells Me He wears the dresses at Home. He even took some of My water earlier and when confronted Laughed in My face (Almost Spat)

I worry about My State of Mind and Phisically what Will happen to Me if I stay here any longer...I am currently sleeping with a Travel Size Chasity Belt In Me In case that Fag creeps In tonight.


What In the Name of Our Lord schol I do!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Fruity CouSIN

There are Essexes in Vermont, Connecticut, Massachusetts Nevada and the UK. We’ve no idea whether you are male of female.

From a Bible Tour I made in the early 70s, if it’s Essex UK, my advice is never visit the place again. The county is entirely comprised of second-hand car salesmen and drunken whores in white stilettos. No creature is safe from the sexual predations of either.

If it’s an Essex in USA – each will be considered on its merits, which are slight.

[Godless]

Re: Fruity CouSIN

I am sorry, I am Male


and VERY distraught by what happened

Essex in the Uk, and You are right. it is a Ungodly place

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Fruity CouSIN

[...]Something tells Me He wears the dresses at Home.

What is this "something"? Is it a voice in your head? You may be possessed of demons. It is unlikely to be the Voice of God. The Voice of God, I am told is well modulated and reassuring.

He even took some of My water earlier

Is this "taking of water" something that ungodly Brits do? And if so, what is it.

I am currently sleeping with a Travel Size Chasity Belt In Me In case that Fag creeps In tonight. What In the Name of Our Lord shall I do!

Well, apart from whatever "taking the water" is, I think you are OK so far. I suggest that upon the next occasion when your cousin approaches you with a lustful leer, you open your copy of The Bible (KJV1611 only) and read out loud

1 Romans 18-32:

For the wrath of God is revealed... against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men.... when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened..... Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves.... even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly.... Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

That should prevent him going any further. If it does not, stone him to death. (Local laws may prohibit this, always speak with a legal adviser before stoning anyone.)