[JennyD]

Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

Perhaps she is Clarence's sister? They do sound a lot alike.

Interesting suggestion, trick-playing fish.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

Its funniy, all this time you have asumed im female
hehelol!

Friend, there is no way on earth any man could be that dumb. I would describe you as living, breathing proof of why women shouldn't be allowed to vote, but frankly I'm far from convinced that you're competent enough to breathe without getting it wrong.

Just so you know, i copied the contents of this thread sometime ago and some of my friands have already seen it...

Why? Were you thinking "Hmmm, if I ever need unarguable proof that I'm a retarded, the contents of this thread should do nicely?" Were you thinking at all, for that matter?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

I've a suspicion that she's using it in her school project.

[Bob4God]

Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

Kabila, you're either a retarded or a Wiccan, and here at Landover, there isn't much difference between the two!

We know that Wiccans are horrible spellers because they spend so much time worshipping their master Satan and playing video games that they don't even have time to open a Bible and see why they're going to Hell, let alone time to go to school and learn how to spell!

You seem to act as if you have Landover Baptist in some kind of corner, with making all these threats of reporting us to the law and making back-up copies of this thread. Well, let me tell you something little girl (or boy, or WHATEVER you are,) you won't find anything at Landover but the soft, inviting penetration of the Lord JESUS CHRIST, as our own Pastor has so put it. We are not ashamed of our beliefs or practices.

We are not ashamed to beat unruly children with a KJV1611 Bible until their little behinds are red and swollen with the imprint of the Holy Cross clearly visible in their skin. We're not afraid to admit that we sterilize demon-possessed babies before they have a chance to grow up and breed. Nor are we afraid to RESCUE innocent children from liberal types like YOU and send them to a home where the will learn the TRUTH about JESUS, and be taught how to share his precious love with the world! AMEN!

[Kabila]

Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

Not only are you an absurd bunch, you are very gulibul, i pointed out im not female and that i dont have children, posting abuse because you have nothing better to do with your time isnt going to get you far.

[JennyD]

Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

Not only are you an absurd bunch, you are very gulibul, i pointed out im not female and that i dont have children, posting abuse because you have nothing better to do with your time isnt going to get you far.

And we don't believe a word of it.

We'd be "gullible" if we believed your lies, retard.

[Kabila]

Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

Quote
Dear Kabila,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Possibly being an effeminate sodomite
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God doesn't like it when men dress up as women, so I hope you were kidding when you said you're not female.
/Quote

Kidding?
Well i hope the repliy of No im not kidding, makes you lose sleep until you all stop being so offensive to the rest of civilisation!

[Bob4God]

Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

Kabila,

God does not take kindly to folks who don't believe what we do. Please leave, as you are insulting all of the truly saved on this forum!

You are one sick, lost sheep. I pray that GOD will have mercy on you, and that you will accept the love of JESUS CHRIST and ask Him into your life and secure a place on the right-hand side of GOD on Judgement Day!

AMEN!

[JennyD]

Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

Kidding?
Well i hope the repliy of No im not kidding, makes you lose sleep until you all stop being so offensive to the rest of civilisation!

Why would your lying cause anyone here to lose sleep?

[Magikarp]

Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

OmG i GoT aN iNfRaCtIoN iM sO kEwL!

Look, nobody cares about your infractions. I'm sorry that you fail to understand that after 50+ posts telling you the same thing.

[Bob4God]

Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

Lord save this retarded, we pray!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

Lord save us from this retarded, we pray!

Amen!

[Kabila]

Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

"God does not take kindly to folks who don't believe what we do."

HA! You wish.

"Please leave, as you are insulting all of the truly saved on this forum!"

A, You are NOT saved!
B, I am STILL here!


"You are one sick, lost sheep."

Sheeps follow blindly, i dont.

[JennyD]

Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

"God does not take kindly to folks who don't believe what we do."

HA! You wish.

"Please leave, as you are insulting all of the truly saved on this forum!"

A, You are NOT saved!
B, I am STILL here!


"You are one sick, lost sheep."

Sheeps follow blindly, i dont.

You're only still here because the Pastors have decided to take pity on you, knowing that you're condemned to eternal Hellfire AND retarded.

[Bob4God]

Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

"God does not take kindly to folks who don't believe what we do."

HA! You wish.

Exodus, chapter 23 verse 33: They shall not dwell in thy land, lest they make thee sin against me: for if thou serve their gods, it will surely be a snare unto thee.

GOD clearly commands us not to tolerate folks who have different beliefs, such as yourself. You are a snare unto us!

Oh, and you ARE following blindly. You are following the devil straight into the lake of fire! If you're not following our LORD AND SAVIOR, you're following lucifer!