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  • JennyD
    Honorary True Christian™
    Sweet Placid Sister
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    • Dec 2007
    • 9567

    #46
    Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

    Originally posted by Magikarp View Post
    Perhaps she is Clarence's sister? They do sound a lot alike.
    Interesting suggestion, trick-playing fish.
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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #47
      Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

      Originally posted by Kabila View Post
      Its funniy, all this time you have asumed im female
      hehelol!
      Friend, there is no way on earth any man could be that dumb. I would describe you as living, breathing proof of why women shouldn't be allowed to vote, but frankly I'm far from convinced that you're competent enough to breathe without getting it wrong.
      Originally posted by Kabila View Post
      Just so you know, i copied the contents of this thread sometime ago and some of my friands have already seen it...
      Why? Were you thinking "Hmmm, if I ever need unarguable proof that I'm a retarded, the contents of this thread should do nicely?" Were you thinking at all, for that matter?
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22898

        #48
        Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

        I've a suspicion that she's using it in her school project.
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        • Bob4God
          Moderator
          Arms Dealer for CHRIST
          Hands folded for Jesus
           
          • Apr 2008
          • 5274

          #49
          Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

          Kabila, you're either a retarded or a Wiccan, and here at Landover, there isn't much difference between the two!

          We know that Wiccans are horrible spellers because they spend so much time worshipping their master Satan and playing video games that they don't even have time to open a Bible and see why they're going to Hell, let alone time to go to school and learn how to spell!

          You seem to act as if you have Landover Baptist in some kind of corner, with making all these threats of reporting us to the law and making back-up copies of this thread. Well, let me tell you something little girl (or boy, or WHATEVER you are,) you won't find anything at Landover but the soft, inviting penetration of the Lord JESUS CHRIST, as our own Pastor has so put it. We are not ashamed of our beliefs or practices.

          We are not ashamed to beat unruly children with a KJV1611 Bible until their little behinds are red and swollen with the imprint of the Holy Cross clearly visible in their skin. We're not afraid to admit that we sterilize demon-possessed babies before they have a chance to grow up and breed. Nor are we afraid to RESCUE innocent children from liberal types like YOU and send them to a home where the will learn the TRUTH about JESUS, and be taught how to share his precious love with the world! AMEN!
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          • Kabila
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • May 2008
            • 24

            #50
            Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

            Not only are you an absurd bunch, you are very gulibul, i pointed out im not female and that i dont have children, posting abuse because you have nothing better to do with your time isnt going to get you far.
            This signature is not to be used to spread your lies and hatred. Post a Bible verse or leave it blank. Any further violation of the signature rule will result in your being placed on Moderation. --Admin

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            • JennyD
              Honorary True Christian™
              Sweet Placid Sister
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2007
              • 9567

              #51
              Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

              Originally posted by Kabila View Post
              Not only are you an absurd bunch, you are very gulibul, i pointed out im not female and that i dont have children, posting abuse because you have nothing better to do with your time isnt going to get you far.
              And we don't believe a word of it.

              We'd be "gullible" if we believed your lies, retard.
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              • Kabila
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • May 2008
                • 24

                #52
                Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

                Quote
                Dear Kabila,

                You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

                Reason: Possibly being an effeminate sodomite
                -------
                God doesn't like it when men dress up as women, so I hope you were kidding when you said you're not female.
                /Quote

                Kidding?
                Well i hope the repliy of No im not kidding, makes you lose sleep until you all stop being so offensive to the rest of civilisation!
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                • Bob4God
                  Moderator
                  Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                  Hands folded for Jesus
                   
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 5274

                  #53
                  Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

                  Kabila,

                  God does not take kindly to folks who don't believe what we do. Please leave, as you are insulting all of the truly saved on this forum!

                  You are one sick, lost sheep. I pray that GOD will have mercy on you, and that you will accept the love of JESUS CHRIST and ask Him into your life and secure a place on the right-hand side of GOD on Judgement Day!

                  AMEN!
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                  • JennyD
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Sweet Placid Sister
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 9567

                    #54
                    Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

                    Originally posted by Kabila View Post
                    Kidding?
                    Well i hope the repliy of No im not kidding, makes you lose sleep until you all stop being so offensive to the rest of civilisation!
                    Why would your lying cause anyone here to lose sleep?
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                    • Magikarp
                      hateful Danish communis
                      Forum Member
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 266

                      #55
                      Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

                      Originally posted by Retard View Post
                      OmG i GoT aN iNfRaCtIoN iM sO kEwL!
                      Look, nobody cares about your infractions. I'm sorry that you fail to understand that after 50+ posts telling you the same thing.
                      Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                      • Bob4God
                        Moderator
                        Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                        Hands folded for Jesus
                         
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 5274

                        #56
                        Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

                        Lord save this retarded, we pray!
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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
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                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #57
                          Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

                          Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                          Lord save us from this retarded, we pray!
                          Amen!
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Kabila
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • May 2008
                            • 24

                            #58
                            Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

                            "God does not take kindly to folks who don't believe what we do."

                            HA! You wish.

                            "Please leave, as you are insulting all of the truly saved on this forum!"

                            A, You are NOT saved!
                            B, I am STILL here!


                            "You are one sick, lost sheep."

                            Sheeps follow blindly, i dont.
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                            • JennyD
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Sweet Placid Sister
                              Forum Member
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 9567

                              #59
                              Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

                              Originally posted by Kabila View Post
                              "God does not take kindly to folks who don't believe what we do."

                              HA! You wish.

                              "Please leave, as you are insulting all of the truly saved on this forum!"

                              A, You are NOT saved!
                              B, I am STILL here!


                              "You are one sick, lost sheep."

                              Sheeps follow blindly, i dont.
                              You're only still here because the Pastors have decided to take pity on you, knowing that you're condemned to eternal Hellfire AND retarded.
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                              • Bob4God
                                Moderator
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                                • Apr 2008
                                • 5274

                                #60
                                Re: Do you realy buy peoples children?

                                Originally posted by Kabila View Post
                                "God does not take kindly to folks who don't believe what we do."

                                HA! You wish.
                                Exodus, chapter 23 verse 33: They shall not dwell in thy land, lest they make thee sin against me: for if thou serve their gods, it will surely be a snare unto thee.

                                GOD clearly commands us not to tolerate folks who have different beliefs, such as yourself. You are a snare unto us!

                                Oh, and you ARE following blindly. You are following the devil straight into the lake of fire! If you're not following our LORD AND SAVIOR, you're following lucifer!
                                Last edited by WilliamJenningsBryan; 06-06-2008, 08:11 AM.
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