[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Saving the Gamertards

I'm not a girl, I'm 27, and my father has divorced my mother and is getting remarried, the godless heathen.

You're 27 years old and still living with your mommy?

Have you ever bothered to read the Holy Bible? By which I mean the One True Bible, not those psuedo-papist Anglican ones.

[StreetPreacherLew]

Re: Saving the Gamertards

You're 27 years old and still living with your mommy?

Have you ever bothered to read the Holy Bible? By which I mean the One True Bible, not those psuedo-papist Anglican ones.

Pastor Ezekiel, I was told the only Landover approved video games were World of Warcraft and Age of Conan, because they provide excellent opportunities to witness the love of Jesus to Unsaved N00bz and pasty-skinned Wiccan girls.

Is this still true?

[Nobar King]

Re: Saving the Gamertards

Pastor Ezekiel, I was told the only Landover approved video games were World of Warcraft and Age of Conan, because they provide excellent opportunities to witness the love of Jesus to Unsaved N00bz and pasty-skinned Wiccan girls.

Is this still true?

In theory, but the fantasy world that those games promote is not natural and should be condemned for what they really are: a sly way to get people to focus on bestiality and not Christianity.

I hope you're not wasting your time playing wow, now.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Saving the Gamertards

Pastor Ezekiel, I was told the only Landover approved video games were World of Warcraft and Age of Conan, because they provide excellent opportunities to witness the love of Jesus to Unsaved N00bz and pasty-skinned Wiccan girls.

Is this still true?

The Good New™ is Landover is looking at Second Life for a possible gamer outreach program. Preliminary examination has a shown us there is an endless abundance of pasy-skinny Wickers and crossdressing sissy gamertards who need Jesus love.