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  • ThisWillBeFun
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    Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

    Man you guys work fast. A minute later and I get a notification? Kudos to you Felishitty.
    Though, wish your brain works half as fast.

    Take your little infraction. And shove it up your CENSORED.
    Last edited by Felicity; 07-24-2014, 10:32 AM. Reason: Made post nicer to read for Jesus

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  • ThisWillBeFun
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    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    Your mistake is the assumption that children are innocent. They are not! Children are sinners and as such they are all a huge disappointment to God (Romans 3:23, Romans 3:10). If no one acts on this it will end very bad for the child: eternal damnation to Hell.

    Fortunately God is righteous and just (Deuteronomy 32:4; Psalm 11:7; Psalm 119:137). So if the child stops sinning and starts obeying and worshipping God, it can be saved.

    Unfortunately all children are stupid. If you tell them they have to obey God, they start playing with themselves instead. It's disgusting. Fortunately God is all knowing, so He has commanded us how to properly raise our children to prevent their eternal damnation. That's just how much God loves all those who obey Him!

    Proverbs 23:13-14 - King James Version (KJV)
    13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.
    14 Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.
    I'm assuming you are a child then cuz yo ass sound pretty stupid right now.
    There really is no limit to human stupidity.
    You make it sound as if you're all slaves to your god. And quite frankly, I think you extremists are.

    And upon reading a few threads, I honestly thought you guys were a satanic cult. Cuz the shit yall be saying sound satanic as fuuuuuuuuuccckkkk. He probably down there laughing his ass off right now. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

    Originally posted by MTEden View Post
    This is unbelievable!!! I have never met such idiotic people who think TORTURING AN INNOCENT CHILD is a good idea
    Your mistake is the assumption that children are innocent. They are not! Children are sinners and as such they are all a huge disappointment to God (Romans 3:23, Romans 3:10). If no one acts on this it will end very bad for the child: eternal damnation to Hell.

    Fortunately God is righteous and just (Deuteronomy 32:4; Psalm 11:7; Psalm 119:137). So if the child stops sinning and starts obeying and worshipping God, it can be saved.

    Unfortunately all children are stupid. If you tell them they have to obey God, they start playing with themselves instead. It's disgusting. Fortunately God is all knowing, so He has commanded us how to properly raise our children to prevent their eternal damnation. That's just how much God loves all those who obey Him!

    Proverbs 23:13-14 - King James Version (KJV)
    13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.
    14 Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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  • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
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    Originally posted by MTEden View Post
    This is unbelievable!!! I have never met such idiotic people who think TORTURING AN INNOCENT CHILD is a good idea because you guys think some guy with a beard told you to do it through a dumb book that some guy that got high probably wrote. Im going to figure out where all of you live and im going to make sure that those children find a better home and i hope you guys are all sent to jail WHERE YOU BELONG!
    Well, it is not torturing the child since it is saving them from the fiery pits of hell. Look at the Bible - there are many verses about discipline and the benefits of discipline!

    Look at what Proverbs 13:24 says, "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes." So, I've been on the returning end of the rod countless times. It hurts, it's supposed to hurt. I can't comfortably sit down for a while, but I'd rather endure the pains of a well-deserved disciplining than the fiery pits of hell. Here's a verse on what hell is like. "And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name." Revelations 14:11.

    See, that is horribly painful and that lasts for eternity! So, excuse me pastors for quoting secular music, but hopefully this will help get the point. Even one of Les Miserables' characters - Eponine to be specific, says "A little fall of rain can't hurt me now!" It's the same way with discipline.

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  • ExGay Alex
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    Originally posted by MTEden View Post
    This is unbelievable!!! I have never met such idiotic people who think TORTURING AN INNOCENT CHILD is a good idea because you guys think some guy with a beard told you to do it through a dumb book that some guy that got high probably wrote. Im going to figure out where all of you live and im going to make sure that those children find a better home and i hope you guys are all sent to jail WHERE YOU BELONG!
    You'll change your tune about Christ and His eternal love when you are roasting in the fiery pits of Hell for your blasphemy.

    Your semi-literate threats "to find out where we live" and take away our children are very interesting. Here's a nice little text to read:

    U.S. Code › Title 18 › Part I › Chapter 41 › § 875
    18 U.S. Code § 875 - Interstate communications

    ... (c) Whoever transmits in interstate or foreign commerce any communication containing any threat to kidnap any person or any threat to injure the person of another, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both.


    See that? You just committed a Federal crime, Sweetheart. Perhaps we'll find out where YOU live.....

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  • MTEden
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    This is unbelievable!!! I have never met such idiotic people who think TORTURING AN INNOCENT CHILD is a good idea because you guys think some guy with a beard told you to do it through a dumb book that some guy that got high probably wrote. Im going to figure out where all of you live and im going to make sure that those children find a better home and i hope you guys are all sent to jail WHERE YOU BELONG!

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  • see_the_light
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    Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

    Originally posted by TheOtakuAthiest View Post
    Oh, yes. Teach Christians that they should love and pray to a god who seems at this point to be a severe version of a playground bully.

    Romans 12:12
    Rejoicing in hope; patient in tribulation; continuing instant in prayer;


    That is the proper way of presenting it.

    PRAISE THE LORD!

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Originally posted by TheOtakuAthiest View Post
    Oh, yes. Teach Christians that they should love and pray to a god who seems at this point to be a severe version of a playground bully.
    So? The alternative is eternal damnation to Hell, so smart people choose to love and obey God!

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Originally posted by TheOtakuAthiest View Post
    Oh, yes. Teach Christians that they should love and pray to a god who seems at this point to be a severe version of a playground bully.
    And obey and praise! Oh, but not a playground bully, dear. More like a playground Bodyguard Against Sin.

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  • TheOtakuAthiest
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    Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

    Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
    Who cares? This isn't a popularity contest. We preach the Bible literally, as Jesus commands that we do;

    II Timothy 4:2-5
    Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.
    For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
    And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
    But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.

    And we do not interpret like so many false Christians do;

    2 Peter 1:20 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.

    We raise our children the True Christian™ way. Not by some silly liberal secular doctrine that turns them into....well, hateful people like you

    With that said, we welcome your persecution;

    Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
    Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
    Are you telling me right now that someone who TORTURES CHILDREN is FAAAAR less hateful than me, a simple human being who is sickened by the fact that those who beat children to death and then get prosecuted for the previous act, are considered to be the victims.

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  • TheOtakuAthiest
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    Oh, yes. Teach Christians that they should love and pray to a god who seems at this point to be a severe version of a playground bully.

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Originally posted by TheOtakuAthiest View Post
    I am well aware that this post will likely be taken down because I happen to have "athiest" in my name.
    We always keep posts by idiots like you to teach Christians what happens if you hate baby Jesus.

    If God does exist (God left lowercase purposely, thanks), and is as loving and all-knowing
    All-knowing? Certainly. (Psalm 139:2-6; Isaiah 40:13-14)

    Loving? Not even close.
    • God hates sinners. (Proverbs 6:16-19, Hosea 9:15, Matthew 13:41-42, Deuteronomy 12:31)
    • Jesus is not all about peace. (Matthew 10:34-37, Luke 14:26)
    • Once America gets Biblical laws, all disobedient children and all unbelievers should be killed. (2nd Chronicles 15:13, Deuteronomy 21:18-21)

    Anyone who claims God is loving is a liar who never read the Bible.

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  • John Creeser
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    Originally posted by TheOtakuAthiest View Post
    people, you are setting a bad reputation for your religion.
    Who cares? This isn't a popularity contest. We preach the Bible literally, as Jesus commands that we do;

    II Timothy 4:2-5
    Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.
    For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
    And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
    But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.

    And we do not interpret like so many false Christians do;

    2 Peter 1:20 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.

    We raise our children the True Christian(tm) way. Not by some silly liberal secular doctrine that turns them into....well, hateful people like you

    With that said, we welcome your persecution;

    Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
    Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

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  • TheOtakuAthiest
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    I am well aware that this post will likely be taken down because I happen to have "athiest" in my name. But, people, you are setting a bad reputation for your religion.
    Anyone who approves of or even agrees with this post is simply the pure definition of evil. To think that this actually happens is appalling to me. If God does exist (God left lowercase purposely, thanks), and is as loving and all-knowing as the bible says he is, then Cranky Old Man and anyone who agrees with him will burn in hell forever. This post might give me a reason to become a Christian just to believe there is a hell so I know you sadists will be given ample punishment.

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  • A Follower
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    Originally posted by Spindra View Post
    Tell me one reason why would torturing your children in such a horrible way be a good thing?

    And show me where in the Bible did they say anything about such severe torture?

    And no God damned nitpicking!
    The Bible requires more than we are allowed to do, due to Obama's anti-Christian laws against child abuse, but we do what we can to please God in raising our children. And we're not alone, 'How To Train Up Your Child' is the most popular book on parenting in America and it promotes the exact techniques we use.
    Deuteronomy 21:18-21
    18 If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: 19 Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; 20 And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. 21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.

    So, both God and popular opinion agree that you are out of line and abnormal. Please don't have children, as you obviously can't care for them.

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