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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Hand Maiden!
something about her name really makes me like her, so yes, happy wappy flappy birthday to you, hand-maiden
Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV -
Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Hand Maiden!
I really enjoyed that ride I gave you in my truck last spring. Singing Gods praise, showing you how to shift my gears as I coated you in the Gracious Love of Gods Finery.
I will pray God sees fit not to scar your face and allow you to remain pleasing to the eye and silent to the ear for another year.
Happy Birthday, little lady. You make the Eyes of our Lord wide and twinkle with Joy.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Hand Maiden!
Sorry to spoil the fun, but astrology is strictly forbidden in the Bible. The only 2 birthday celebrations in the Bible were 1) Herod's birthdays party when he gave the head of John as a birthday gift and 2) the pharaon when Joseph was in prison and had a dream
As Revelation says, come out of Babylon, my people. God didn't spare his only son for our sake and we can do better than getting trapped in paganized Christianity
Isa_47:13 Thou art wearied in the multitude of thy counsels. Let now the astrologers, the stargazers, the monthly prognosticators, stand up, and save thee from these things that shall come upon thee.
(That's horoscope publishers. What else did you think birthdays are for?)Comment
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You celebrate your birthday every month? You must have a LOT of presents.Originally posted by demosfen View Post
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please re-read that verse. Prognosticators is archaic for forecasters. Think horoscopes. Shouldn't be hard to see birthday-astrology connectionComment
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That's the most idiotic and tenuous connection I have ever seen posted here before. That's like saying that because I wake up in the morning I worship the Sun God.Originally posted by demosfen View Post
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it's not right to resort to filthy speech just because a fellow brother in Christ point to an error in your theology. Peter certainly didn't lash out at Paul when he rebuked him about forcing Gentiles to observe Talmudic law. Please walk in commandments of God and consider whether pagan feasts should be kept holy by the followers of Christ. Grace be unto you, and peace, from God our Father, and from the Lord Jesus Christ.Comment
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Calling an idiot idiotic is not "filthy"...it's descriptive.Originally posted by demosfen View Post
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here is some more info about birthday tradition, hopefully it'll be useful to someone in his/her journey
"The ritual of the cake, candles, wish, and presents serve to give thanks to sky luminaries for allowing the birthday celebrant to reach the annual cycle of their birth. The cake was baked for the Queen of Heaven. It was decorated, and monogrammed with the celebrant’s name. The candles symbolized the sacred fire, carefully numbered for each annual cycle completed. The prayer chant and all the ritual procedures are carefully preserved, and it is a religious occasion. Witches regard the day of one’s birth the most significant event in a person’s life. Astrologers base everything on it. If the celebrant can blow-out all the candles, then a secret wish made to a GENIE (or JUNO if the person is female) will be granted. The birthday itself was a time of great superstition to a Pagan, so they were surrounded by their friends and relatives for protection. "Comment
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OK, now where the heck has anyone (except you) mentioned astrology in this thread?Originally posted by demosfen View Post
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So I presume you're a Jehovah's Witness.Originally posted by demosfen View Post
We don't listen to them here, or Cathlicks, or Mooslims; we only listen to True Christians.
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Where is Hand Maiden anyway? I'm going to be upset if she doesn't show up and thank everybody for wishing her a happy birthday.WARNING:
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If True progressive Christians keep pagan holy days holy, than I guess you can either be a True Christian or get a passing grade on the judgement day, but not both. No one but Jesus has the key to the eternal life, listening to anyone else won't help in this matterOriginally posted by Jim Farmer View PostComment
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You're not making any sense, son. And who cares what pagans do anyway?Originally posted by demosfen View Post
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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