[Jim Farmer]

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maybe we can get the judge to release you on your own recognizance?

She may not recognize herself after she's been shaved.

[Faith_Machine]

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Sh... SHAVED?

Oh dear God in Heaven, WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

I've left a voice mail for Mayor Joe Hold. Hopefully he can talk to these people and let them know they should release Cookie and drop the charges in the interest of inter-jurisdictional cooperation.

Meanwhile, I do hope you'll join me in praying that the Lord will be with Cookie during her tribulation.

Prayers lifted!

[James Hutchins]

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Miss Cookie, the Hutchins family will get you released, you can bet on that as God is my Witless.
We have been praying for you night and day once our chores and obligations to Jesus have been fufilled. I know He will not disappoint us! Have faith in Christ Our Lord.
I've sent Victory OS over with a box of herbal brownies, you know, the ones that the Hutchins kids make and sell on line. I'm sure the little petunia will be there soon.

[JustGotSaved]

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I too have been praying for you! It's the least i could do!

So far, His answer is "Wait."

But while you are waiting, i'm sure you can use this time to witness to the wretches around you. I believe this was God's Plan!

AMen!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Imagine my 'surprise' when I was on the second hole with my Nephew and I had to interrupt our game short

Dear Mistress Cookie, these 'episodes' cannot continue indefinitely. When that nice Mr Walker was called Jesus' side your 'grief' led to some unfortunate' decisions but this is going to be a significantly greater investment of my time and energy than before.

There are no Injuns out to get you .

You must understand that it is the policy of the Institute to hire Injuns because of their intimate understanding of addiction (both gambling and substances) not because they have been spying on you (especially because that heavy duty shower curtain you have precludes a direct line of sight from the trees behind your house).

Now the fleas may or may not be real but to shave your head is precipitous. Only mentalist and Nazi shave their heads and my chart does not indicate that you are a Nazi but it never hurts not to give so called 'psychiatrist' any more ammunition than they need to pump you full of mind altering drugs.

Because that is what they want to do! They are just as corrupt as the Injuns who are after you .

I shall lodge a formal complaint immediately on my return to work next Tuesday and start the wheels of motion to free you on the condition that you return ALL of my house keys that you have had made and apologize to Mr Ruddiger at AA keep at least 1000ft from me at all times. If you can agree to this I'm sure we can get this sorted out (as long as those celebs can keep their cars on the road) and if and when Pastor Zeke hears about it he won't have heard about from me .

Now I must get back to my game, I need to show my eager, young clean limbed young Nephew how to properly grasp the shaft and address the balls.

God bless you, Mistress Cookie, may He bless as soon as possible.

[Mistress Cookie]

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DR. LAURENCE NILES: "I shall start the wheels of motion to free you on the condition that you return ALL of my house keys that you have had made and apologize to Mr Ruddiger at AA keep at least 1000ft from me at all times. If you can agree to this I'm sure we can get this sorted out..."

nything, anything....where do i sign? I've found an old linen closet to hide in that luckily has some rubbing alcohol in it to steady my nerves

just tell them to look for me at the end of Ward E when it's all set up. I partially pulled a crash cart in front of the door thank you niles I won't forget this tho I can't breathe that well in here so maybe i will forget BUT ILL TRY!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I shall lodge a formal complaint immediately on my return to work next Tuesday and start the wheels of motion to free you ....

Doctor, you know I'm no therapist, but I have raised a great many particularly well behaved children, and I wonder if coddling to this kind of attention seeking is entirely healthy. I mean do disrespect to dear Cookie, but none of my children would ever consider questioning authority. If they were placed in a position of servitude, they, like Joseph, would consider it an opportunity to serve and glorify the LORD, not complain and draw attention to themselves.

I'm just saying.

[Faith_Machine]

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rubbing alcohol in it to steady my nerves

Cookie, no! No, no, no, drinking that can make you go blind! I'd not like brandy at all! Please, please, please promise me right now you won't drink another drop of it!

I've got a bottle of blackberry brandy right here with your name on it. We can think of it as your reward for not drinking the harmful stuff.

I look forward to sharing it with you if when you get out.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Praying.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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Dearest Cookie,

As you have probably surmised, Daisy and I came back home because the offices had already closed. We were so tired from stopping at those delightful outlet malls not far from the place where you are - you might have noticed the one that was about two blocks from there? Well, what True Christian™ woman can ignore a sale on Jimmy Choo? Daisy had a hair appointment the next morning (or a comb-out for her wig, one of the two) so we were hard pressed to wait around and try to get you out.

Please don't feel this is any indication of a lack of urgency; we understand you're wanting out of there and I am certain that you'll be fine until after services on Sunday. You see, my Saturday is so full of activities this week that I just can't see my way clear to making that road trip again.

After you were shaved, did you remember to use moisturizer? Blades can be so tough on delicate skin, darling. If it's any consolation to you, Faith Machine might be able to work with Dr. Niles in getting you home sooner than I can - but if not, well, know you're in my every prayer and JESUS never fails to answer!

Hugs and kisses,
NRL

PS: Cookie, I think they towed your car since it wasn't there when Daisy and I headed back. I don't think I told you that I retrieved the little flask that had the verse about Jesus turning water into wine engraved on the front of it? I knew you wouldn't want that in the wrong hands. See you soon, dear! Oh - and Dr. Niles? Isn't this the weekend that you're due to give the speech at the Developing Adolescent Males conference in Wichita? Take some pictures for us! I sure hope that doesn't delay your helping our darling Cookie. Let me know how the conference enjoys the pies I sent.

[Faith_Machine]

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Update:

I made it to this Cherokee place at 5:01PM and was told I wouldn't be able to talk with an administrator before Monday morning.

Am now staying in a motel room near facility.

It is nice. They have cable TV and free continental breakfast.

[Jim Farmer]

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or a comb-out for her wig

Speaking of wigs, you ladies will have to take Cookie shopping for a wig when she's released.

[Elmer G. White]

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Now, Cookie, focus!

It is not about having someone to bail you out. It can work eventually but it is all about FAITH. You are an immaculate pious pétite madame extraordinaire en servitude pour le Bon Dieu. You can pray your way out. True Christians™ can! The evidence is in the Bible, the book you have memorized!

Acts 12:5-8
Peter therefore was kept in prison: but prayer was made without ceasing of the church unto God for him. And when Herod would have brought him forth, the same night Peter was sleeping between two soldiers, bound with two chains: and the keepers before the door kept the prison. And, behold, the angel of the Lord came upon him, and a light shined in the prison: and he smote Peter on the side, and raised him up, saying, Arise up quickly. And his chains fell off from his hands. And the angel said unto him, Gird thyself, and bind on thy sandals. And so he did. And he saith unto him, Cast thy garment about thee, and follow me.

Of course, we are helping. All over the world your Landover Brethren and virginal Sisters are in prayer without ceasing. God WILL provide!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Good news, dear sister!

It appears the Cherokee Institute Admin Lead has taken the very generous steps to expedite your release

It is is funny story but while I was talking to her on the telephone (a nice young lady, by the sound of her) I happened to let slip I would be passing by (on my way to Wichita) the very Motel where Brother Faith Machine was staying, overnight.

I must say she sounded as if she had heard a ghost, by golly! Now it seems your release is imminent and Brother Faith has no reason to stay over near the facility surrounds.

I left the obviously shaken young woman to her todoings and made haste for my conference.

YIC

[Mistress Cookie]

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i am still "in the closet" as it were (ie linen closet) but am I to understand I can come out? Before I got away and hid They had shaved off about half of my hair ,(well feels like half, in the dark) (oh god if you're listening it's me, Cookie, and I hope it's just a tiny bit) . So you can understand my reluctance...

The air in here must have caused a convulsion, and i think I was out all day, but luckily there's still enough rubbing alcohol to keep me hydrated.

(Hold on)

I just went foraging in the dark halls and found some toothpaste to eat, and a delicious HARDLY TOUCHED serving bowl of (rum?) eggnog in the dark staff room. (Office party?") I drank a lot of it, as i really need the calories

AS TO EVERYONE ELSE, my remaining battery power doesn't permit me to say ALL that is in my heart at the moment. But to Brother Hutchins, no I did not get your kindly toiletries, or sweet Sister Victory's brownies...probably my joo "doctor" stole them.

But they sound delicious. Like, especially now. Thank you for trying.

(Phone off to conserve)