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  • #151
    Re: Can someone please come bail me out?

    Sorry, I am having trouble reading your posts, as we are still passing through many miles of God's glorious country, where wireless reception is spotty. Everything continues to be 100% OK, however, and Miss Cookie sends her love to all of you!
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    • #152
      Re: Can someone please come bail me out?

      Where are you at the moment, FM?
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      • #153
        Re: Can someone please come bail me out?

        Sorry, having hard time reading your post; spotty reception; in transit. Many glorious miles of open road ahead. Excelsior!


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        • #154
          Re: Can someone please come bail me out?

          That's odd. I thought you were driving from Iowa to Georgia to see Stone Mountain. What are you doing in Nebraska? Are you lost?
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          • #155
            Re: Can someone please come bail me out?

            Originally posted by Jim Farmer View Post
            That's odd. I thought you were driving from Iowa to Georgia to see Stone Mountain. What are you doing in Nebraska? Are you lost?
            Apparently, Brother FM s taking the scenic route. If miles and miles of frozen snow-covered wasteland can be considered "scenic."
            God created fossils to test our faith.

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            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
             Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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            • #156
              Re: Can someone please come bail me out?

              I don't think it's that scenic...I've seen it and there was nothing really to see. She should be back in Landover with godly people to help her, rather than outside in the ice-cold air; that could kill her with her delicate consumption!

              Yours in Christ,
              Elizabeth
              "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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