[Faith_Machine]

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Things are looking up. I called my regular guy who brings me oxies and he didn't have any but he set us up with an injectable painkiller that's really nice. And we managed to get Cookie safely into my room. She seemed agitated so he gave her an injection too and then she was out like a light. She was filthy, so I gave her a sponge bath. Not to worry, though, as I made my guy leave, so nobody unsaved saw her in an unclothed state. And I turned off the lights so her modesty would be protected.

My guy told me to give her another injection if she gives me any problems, but she's resting comfortably now. It gladdens me to see such a serene expression on her face after she's been through such an ordeal.

And I must say she's really taken care of her physical fitness. Not like some women who just let themselves go. My, my, my.

[Walter Van Slyke]

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Brother Faith, you might want to take photographs of any anomalies on her personhood that could be used as evidence in any potential lawsuit against that horrific institution that held her against her will.

I have a very good joo lawyer who will take the case, and I would consider it a blessing to cover the costs. So if you have any such photos, please send them right away. Obviously, the higher the resolution, the better.

Wally

[Faith_Machine]

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That's a good idea! Meanwhile, I feel we should have a self-imposed quarantine in case she got the Ebola from that place. So please, everybody, though I'm sure you are all eager to help, STAY AWAY. We will be just fine here. We can order room service for our meals and I still have the painkillers, syringes, and that bottle of blackberry brandy to help Cookie remain, er, compliant.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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If there is anything I can mail to you, I will! I already sent a package to you Brother Faith Machine with oxycontins and verses to help you! I hope they reach you in time to help, since you are helping so much our dear, sweet Sister Cookie! I'm praying!

YiC,
Elizabeth

[Des]

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DES PLEASE HELP ME. The oxytetra things not make me feel good like oxycontins. Face and hands SWOLLEN and puffy and red. Hard time breathing. Cookie still in bag at front desk. help

I prayed for you when I first read this, and I see my prayers were answered.

As for Cookie, while she was being discharged they told me that one of her medications couldn't be stopped cold turkey because doing so could cause seizures. Can't for the life of me remember which med it was. My professional advice then is if she starts jerking and twitching, pop one or two of every pill she has in her mouth and pinch her nose closed until she swallows. Also pray. That should fix her right up.

[Faith_Machine]

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If there is anything I can mail to you, I will! I already sent a package to you Brother Faith Machine with oxycontins and verses to help you! I hope they reach you in time to help, since you are helping so much our dear, sweet Sister Cookie! I'm praying!

YiC,
Elizabeth

Thank you my dear, yes, if you could send some clothes, that would be great. I had to burn Cookie's because they were filthy.

[Faith_Machine]

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I prayed for you when I first read this, and I see my prayers were answered.

As for Cookie, while she was being discharged they told me that one of her medications couldn't be stopped cold turkey because doing so could cause seizures. Can't for the life of me remember which med it was. My professional advice then is if she starts jerking and twitching, pop one or two of every pill she has in her mouth and pinch her nose closed until she swallows. Also pray. That should fix her right up.

Ah, thank you for that tip about inducing Cookie's swallowing reflex. Worked like a charm. Fortunately, she appears to have almost no gag reflex to speak of. That is helping tremendously.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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Thank you my dear, yes, if you could send some clothes, that would be great. I had to burn Cookie's because they were filthy.

What size is she (look at the tag on her clothes)? I'll make a trip to the closest Prada and Gucci I can find; I don't know her exact style, but I'm sure such a lovely lady deserves some lovely, modest, and classy clothes. Also, what shoe size?

[Des]

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Mention of clothing reminds me, if she hasn't regained consciousness in...I don't know, three weeks? Yes, let's say three weeks. If she hasn't regained consciousness in three weeks she has likely entered into a catatonic state, or as we call it in psychology, a 'Gimp state'. Should this prove the case, there is a special protective 'Gimp' suit I can drop off for her.

[Faith_Machine]

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What size is she (look at the tag on her clothes)? I'll make a trip to the closest Prada and Gucci I can find; I don't know her exact style, but I'm sure such a lovely lady deserves some lovely, modest, and classy clothes. Also, what shoe size?

Oh dear, that may be a touchy subject. I don't want to talk out of school, but I am, quite frankly, skeptical of Miss Cookie's previous claim that she wears a size 10. I would say she's about a size 12. And her feet are big. Maybe a women's size 9.


There's nothing wrong with a lady built to, um, heroic proportions, though.

No, nothing wrong with that. Nosiree.

Excuse me please, I have to....


Um....


Take her temperature.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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Oh dear, that may be a touchy subject. I don't want to talk out of school, but I am, quite frankly, skeptical of Miss Cookie's previous claim that she wears a size 10. I would say she's about a size 12. And her feet are big. Maybe a women's size 9.


There's nothing wrong with a lady built to, um, heroic proportions, though.

No, nothing wrong with that. Nosiree.

Excuse me please, I have to....


Um....


Take her temperature.

It's ok, Brother. Thanks for your help. I spoke with dear Sister Daisy, and she helped me out. I'll send the clothes later tonight or tomorrow.

[Faith_Machine]

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Oh, bless you, Mrs. Johnson!

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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Oh, bless you, Mrs. Johnson!

I just sent off the packet of clothes. It includes 5 modest tops, 5 below knee-ankle skirts, two coats, three sweaters, five dresses, plenty of female undergarments, an apron, two sets of gloves, three scarves, two hats, and five pairs of shoes. That should last her for at least a week, without having to worry about laundry. Is that enough, or would you like me to ship something more off?

Oh by the way, there should be a separate package with a few loafs of my bread, some blueberry jelly, an apple and peach pie, three bottles of wine, two hams, a bottle of brandy, a bottle of pickles I made, some coffee beans, and some smoked jerky. I hope that covers the basics box. I also sent along a turkey ready and stuffed. I hope you and Mistress Cookie can enjoy at least some of the most basic American foods that were created at home with love and prayers.

My husband and I hate stingy givers so we make sure to help those in need. "I have shewed you all things, how that so labouring ye ought to support the weak, and to remember the words of the Lord Jesus, how he said, It is more blessed to give than to receive." Acts 20:35

Yours in Christ,
Elizabeth

[Faith_Machine]

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Oh, we are very much in your debt! I believe the quarantine period for Ebola is 21 days, so I don't think we'll need more than what you've sent. Bless you.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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Oh, we are very much in your debt! I believe the quarantine period for Ebola is 21 days, so I don't think we'll need more than what you've sent. Bless you.

There's no debts among us; after all, even if I don't live in Freehold yet, we are neighbors and friends through these forums, and these gifts are tax-deductible for us. It's just a friend helping out a couple other friends. "He that hath a bountiful eye shall be blessed; for he giveth of his bread to the poor" Proverbs 22:9