[Jim Farmer]

Re: It's Mr Machine's Birthday

Fear not, for I am still among the living!

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: It's Mr Machine's Birthday

I heard some weird noises below my house today so naturally I killed whatever was there with my .950 JDJ. Could that have been Brother Faith?

In a completely unrelated matter, does anyone have some spare floor wood so I can fix some holes in my floor? The temperature has been dropping significantly and my wife started whining about those holes.

I'll mail you some nice ceder I have. A godly man like you should not have to be cold and then listen to a whining wife. "It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house." Poverbs 21:9 and Proverbs 27:15 "A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike."

Yours in Christ,
Elizabeth

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: It's Mr Machine's Birthday

I'll mail you some nice ceder I have.

I don't like ceder so I will use that for firewood. You will need to send me some sequoioideae wood instead. Please hurry as the whining is starting to get very annoying.

[Walter Van Slyke]

Re: It's Mr Machine's Birthday

Proverbs 27:15 "A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike."

Mrs. Johnson, I had forgotten about that verse. Thank you for reminding me about the overwhelming beauty and inspiration that is to be found in every single letter of God's Holy Word!

Oh, and, happy belated birthday Brother Faith. I hope you received my card and small gift by now. Remember to keep it moist so it doesn't crack (the gift, not the card).

Wally

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: It's Mr Machine's Birthday

I don't like ceder so I will use that for firewood. You will need to send me some sequoioideae wood instead. Please hurry as the whining is starting to get very annoying.

The ceder already sent, so I'll go tell my Negress to go by some sequoiodeae wood from my local Christian wood supply store and have her mail it to you in the rush mail.