[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Why is Creflo Dollar shopping for new airplane? It's because he hired one of his friends from the ghetto to fly his last one:

[Faith_Machine]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Correct me if I'm wrong, Pastor Zeke, but aren't all of your sermons copyrighted? I hope you've forwarded this info to Landover Legal for their careful consideration.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Folks, we need to kick this project into gear. That false Christian charlatan Creflo is doing everything he can to undermine my Ministry. Now he's acting like HE was the one who came up with the message that Pokerman causes homersexurality. Can you imagine? That is MY turf, Brothers and sisters, and you all know it!

People, I NEED this plane to show Creflo what a REAL Man of God© looks like. Dig deep, call everyone you know, sell your second homes, cash in some stocks, do whatever it takes to GET ME MY PLANE!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Yes! I can see why your pastor would like to have a plane to do his work. But I am also thinking, is this wise? We are from all over the world and discussing religion in friendship in real time although we can be from the opposite sides of the globe. Yes. Is it not feasible that the pastor would be preching for instance on a screen and reach even more people with his message? I do not wish to offend but I am thinking this is a valid question. Yes, it is.

It is clear you do not understand the business of religion today. Every powerful religious figure, and Pastor Zeke is one of the best, needs to have a signature presence.

For example Pastor Zeke's nemesis, Creflo Dollar, loads his little jet with canned food. He flies to a foreign site and is photographed handing out the cans.

Franklin Graham, Billy's son, does not do food. Instead, he flies to areas like Haiti after the hurricane where people are hungrey and holds prayer meetings. These are cheaper and get him a lot of publicity and donations.

I'm not going to speak for Pastor Zeke. I can only notice he has a genius signature presence that combines his dynamite looks with spell-binding sermons. None of the lesser preachers comes close.

The point is Pastor Zeke's approach requires his physical presence. And, he needs arrive in an aircraft that adds to his mystic--big, powerful and boldly declaring his favored status with the divine.

While the Committee appreciates your reflective thoughts, it would appreciate even more a large donation toward this important aircraft.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Yes! I can see why your pastor would like to have a plane to do his work. But I am also thinking, is this wise? We are from all over the world and discussing religion in friendship in real time although we can be from the opposite sides of the globe. Yes. Is it not feasible that the pastor would be preching for instance on a screen and reach even more people with his message? I do not wish to offend but I am thinking this is a valid question. Yes, it is.

1. You are a woman
2. You are a buddhi

1. means - be quiet
2. means - You do not understand

Anyway, I explain you.
It is totally different thing to have a personal touch from Pastor Zeke when you are there on your knees. If one soul can be saved when Pastor Zeke flies to another continent to do His holy work in the name of Jesus - it really is worth some flying vehicle and it's costs.
It seems to me, you pagan do not care a bit of people's souls and their eternal life!
Yes, yes, yes. It really is so. You are evil! Yes Yes Yes.

[Harsha Shah]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Yes! I can see why your pastor would like to have a plane to do his work. But I am also thinking, is this wise? We are from all over the world and discussing religion in friendship in real time although we can be from the opposite sides of the globe. Yes. Is it not feasible that the pastor would be preching for instance on a screen and reach even more people with his message? I do not wish to offend but I am thinking this is a valid question. Yes, it is.

[Esther B.]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

After a careful thought process, and after spending almost 90 minutes in my luxuriously appointed prayer chapel, The Holy Spirit has moved within my soul, prompting me to alter my previous stubborn and selfish stance related to pastoral transportation.

Therefore: I have already initiated a transaction with the airplane manufacturer that placed $1,000,000 into the account; in addition, I arranged with the bank to automatically deduct $750,000 each month until the airplane is operational.

But there's more: I also signed the Titanium Tither's pact after services this morning. Those damned bleachers put creases in my Versace. Unacceptable. I suppose this means Mary can leave the Moped in the carport area. I have already notified the unfortunate tin tithers who occupied my normal place in the sanctuary this morning that they are to resume their normal (and expected) place during the next worship service.

Now if only the street department worked on Sundays - and if only the satellite dish was fully operational (Game of Thrones DOES begin this evening). Did anyone notice how inspirational Pastor's sermon related to stewardship was today? Did anyone catch the part about the "sanctions" that might be a result of a failure to give freely to God's work?

Glory to the Lord that we have a pastor unafraid to tell us the truth about living a True Christian™ life.

Praising Jesus,
NRL

What wonderful news, Sister! I was starting to worry that you were becoming uppity again, but as before, God has brought you back into the fold. Praise Him!

Also, Samuel and I are going to send in some more money for Pastor Ezekiel's plane. $200,000 to be exact.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

After a careful thought process, and after spending almost 90 minutes in my luxuriously appointed prayer chapel, The Holy Spirit has moved within my soul, prompting me to alter my previous stubborn and selfish stance related to pastoral transportation.

Therefore: I have already initiated a transaction with the airplane manufacturer that placed $1,000,000 into the account; in addition, I arranged with the bank to automatically deduct $750,000 each month until the airplane is operational.

But there's more: I also signed the Titanium Tither's pact after services this morning. Those damned bleachers put creases in my Versace. Unacceptable. I suppose this means Mary can leave the Moped in the carport area. I have already notified the unfortunate tin tithers who occupied my normal place in the sanctuary this morning that they are to resume their normal (and expected) place during the next worship service.

Now if only the street department worked on Sundays - and if only the satellite dish was fully operational (Game of Thrones DOES begin this evening). Did anyone notice how inspirational Pastor's sermon related to stewardship was today? Did anyone catch the part about the "sanctions" that might be a result of a failure to give freely to God's work?

Glory to the Lord that we have a pastor unafraid to tell us the truth about living a True Christian™ life.

Praising Jesus,
NRL

Naomi dear,

I knew you were a kind, generous True Christian lady! If you can't watch Game of Throes, or whatever that show is called, let me know and I'll record it on a disk to mail to you overnight.

In His Name,
Elizabeth

[Basilissa]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

After a careful thought process, and after spending almost 90 minutes in my luxuriously appointed prayer chapel, The Holy Spirit has moved within my soul, prompting me to alter my previous stubborn and selfish stance related to pastoral transportation.

Therefore: I have already initiated a transaction with the airplane manufacturer that placed $1,000,000 into the account; in addition, I arranged with the bank to automatically deduct $750,000 each month until the airplane is operational.

But there's more: I also signed the Titanium Tither's pact after services this morning. Those damned bleachers put creases in my Versace. Unacceptable. I suppose this means Mary can leave the Moped in the carport area. I have already notified the unfortunate tin tithers who occupied my normal place in the sanctuary this morning that they are to resume their normal (and expected) place during the next worship service.

Now if only the street department worked on Sundays - and if only the satellite dish was fully operational (Game of Thrones DOES begin this evening). Did anyone notice how inspirational Pastor's sermon related to stewardship was today? Did anyone catch the part about the "sanctions" that might be a result of a failure to give freely to God's work?

Glory to the Lord that we have a pastor unafraid to tell us the truth about living a True Christian™ life.

Praising Jesus,
NRL

You are the breathing, walking proof that my prayers work, my most beloved Sister.

Praise !

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

After a careful thought process, and after spending almost 90 minutes in my luxuriously appointed prayer chapel, The Holy Spirit has moved within my soul, prompting me to alter my previous stubborn and selfish stance related to pastoral transportation.

Therefore: I have already initiated a transaction with the airplane manufacturer that placed $1,000,000 into the account; in addition, I arranged with the bank to automatically deduct $750,000 each month until the airplane is operational.

But there's more: I also signed the Titanium Tither's pact after services this morning. Those damned bleachers put creases in my Versace. Unacceptable. I suppose this means Mary can leave the Moped in the carport area. I have already notified the unfortunate tin tithers who occupied my normal place in the sanctuary this morning that they are to resume their normal (and expected) place during the next worship service.

Now if only the street department worked on Sundays - and if only the satellite dish was fully operational (Game of Thrones DOES begin this evening). Did anyone notice how inspirational Pastor's sermon related to stewardship was today? Did anyone catch the part about the "sanctions" that might be a result of a failure to give freely to God's work?

Glory to the Lord that we have a pastor unafraid to tell us the truth about living a True Christian(TM) life.

Praising Jesus,
NRL

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I have been inspired by your generosity, and I am pledging to donate $20 per month.

That can go towards the Pastor's maintenance as we move forward. I am cutting all salt and sugar out of my diet to scrape up a few extra dollars.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Brother James, I am very sorry I caused you so much financial trouble, and I think it's wonderful that it hasn't stopped you from raising money for Pastor Zeke's luxury expenses.

I have been inspired by your generosity, and I am pledging to donate $20 per month.

[James Hutchins]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I've had a talking to the hired help here at Hutchins Plantations, LLC.
Yesterday whe n the workers were done for the day and had their weekly scrubbing and delousing, I had them gather at the old mine pit and I asked them to contribute to this worthy cause.
I in no way intimidated or coerced a single man, woman or child. To make this simple for them and to provide free will and freedom of choice, Each person was provided with a simple for to fill out. Under the watchful eye of a field bosses and with thier assistance to those unable to read or understand, they were carefully guided to make a selection of their own choosing. While I do not think it will be a lot, it should cover the soda pop expenses.

100 forms were completed, everyone except one was like the below. (BTW, we are looking for a septic sifter, pays room, board and pocket money)

[Roland]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

We have to stay focused on the scheming of Creflo Dollar.

Now he is shaking down his supporters for money by telling them he has visions of a bigger airplane. Of course, what he means is he wants an airplane bigger than Pastor Zeke's.

Perhaps Creflo wants to get the Airbus A390?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I think we should get the Pastor two planes. Do you realize what a hero he is? He saved my immortal soul. He is a hero to my wife and children. If it weren't for Pastor Ezekiel I would still be rotting in prison with multiple broom handle related contusions in my rectum every other day, being medically evacuated by helicopter to gay rectal surgeons in San Francisco, riddled with AIDS and hepatitis.

Thank you Pastor Ezekiel, for being the champion of our Creator and His Holy Messiah. As soon as the first plane gets off the ground I will pass the plate around for another one.