[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I have a 45 minute slot reserved for a multifacted visual presentation to the Congregation on why I need a new plane. Both on Palm Sunday and Easter.

That should cover it.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

OK, we don't.

I've started a campaign thermometer which I will update as the funds are raised. Let's try to raise it all by a couple of days after Easter. $3 million has already been raised of the $86 million required. Please forward your donations to the Freehold office. (It would be appreciated if you could indicate your personal donations in this thread too)

[Jim Farmer]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Benny Hinn had a successful fund drive for his small Gulfstream. The handle used to bring in money was:

DOVE ONE

Let's keep working on this.

Do we need a fund-raiser? Don't we have already have the money invested somewhere by our joo financial advisers?
In other words, let's just go and order it. We can sort out the finer details of fit out while we wait for its delivery.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Benny Hinn had a successful fund drive for his small Gulfstream. The handle used to bring in money was:

DOVE ONE

Let's keep working on this.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Or what about "wings of the glorious new morning"?
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Psalms 139:9
If I take the wings of the morning, and dwell in the uttermost parts of the sea;

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Yours in Christ,

Elmer

I don't like that last one. It sounds too much like MH370. Dwelling in the "uttermost parts of the sea"

[Elmer G. White]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Mr. Mayor,

Can't we look into the Bible for inspiration. I'm sure that would surprise and shame Mr. Dollar.

Let's give our pastor "wings of trust"?

Ruth 2:12
The LORD recompense thy work, and a full reward be given thee of the LORD God of Israel, under whose wings thou art come to trust.

Let us let him ride to the heathen with the "wings of the wind"?

2 Samuel 22:11
And he rode upon a cherub, and did fly: and he was seen upon the wings of the wind.

Or what about "wings of the glorious new morning"?

Psalms 139:9
If I take the wings of the morning, and dwell in the uttermost parts of the sea;

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I learned today Creflo Dollar has gone underground to raise money for his Gulfstream and we need to do something soon get the upper hand.

While Creflo claims he has stopped fund raising for the plane, insiders say he is going forward full bore but using his underground contacts. They say he is making private calls and has a brilliant handle the project, Gulfstream for God.

We need a clever handle like that for Zeke's Airbus. I've thought about calling it the Jet for Jesus Project. But, that sounds like just another biz jet. We need to signal Zeke will travel in the largest jet airliner in the world. Maybe, Jumbo Jet for Jesus or Airbus for the Afterlife?

I'm really having a hard time with this and hope LBC members can help out.

http://www.examiner.com/article/creflo-dollar-s-appeal-for-65-million-for-a-private-jet-met-with-criticism

[Jim Farmer]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Regarding the parking of his vehicular transport, I'm afraid that space will only allow for either the aging armour plated Hummer, or his regular car, but not both on the one trip, unless we sacrifice the chapel and gymnasium. I think that only one vehicle should be enough for any trip, as the Hummer only will be required for all foreign countries, whereas his regular car is all that's required in the Godly United States of America.

[Harsha Shah]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

The extravagance of an airplane seems unholy and almost obscene when there are starving children in the world. I have to agree with Faith Machine; we must bring our spending in check! Even if FM has kidnapped Cookie and she is never to be seen again unless she escapes his vile prison, we must listen to his keen advice and stop this nonsense.

Yes, Miss Lamb. I must agree, yes! Also Mr. Machine has been posting some important messages in this thread. The world is full of suffering and a man with an empty stomach is too weak to hear the message of any religion. I am also thinking that in our age of the Internet and all our technology we can bring our messages to all corners of the world without necessarily travelling there ourselves. Yes. If we would be trying to cut down meat consumption, the arable land would be more sufficient for everybody. Yes. This is in the Roman epistle of your bible "Therefore if thine enemy hunger, feed him; if he thirst, give him drink: for in so doing thou shalt heap coals of fire on his head." That is a very beautiful verse. Yes.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Landover has a Boeing, but we don't regard it as large enough for Pastor Ezekiel, except as a temporary mode of transport. Just because something is good enough for a pie-stealing nigra like Obama, does not make it good enough for Pastor Ezekiel.

The Committee really appreciates these discussions about safety and Pastor Zeke's security. But, we need to get back to basics here.

The scumbag evangelist, Creflo Dollar, is tracking Zeke at every turn. He is trying to have a bigger aircraft. We need an aircraft so big Creflo cannot come up with the money.

Now, Creflo has someone recording Pastor Zeke's sermons and repackaging them as if they were his own. In the latest one, he copies Zeke's best sermon on the sinfulness of being poor. Maybe we need to have Pastor Zeke shadow Creflo, preaching in the same cities and stealing Creflo's audience and collection plates.

http://www.christianpost.com/news/why-creflo-dollar-believes-poverty-is-ungodly-and-christians-should-claim-their-inheritance-of-wealth-and-riches-136202/

[Jim Farmer]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Landover has a Boeing, but we don't regard it as large enough for Pastor Ezekiel, except as a temporary mode of transport. Just because something is good enough for a pie-stealing nigra like Obama, does not make it good enough for Pastor Ezekiel.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I'm seeing a lot of security features that I really like here. Imagine one of these staffed by Landover or Blackwater security personnel.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

We can not know God's mind, and we may never know His reason for removing His hand of protection from that Airbus, but my faith in the Airbus company is shaken.

Why not go with a trusted brand, such as Boeing? If their 747 is good enough to be Air Force One, it's probably up to serving the needs of this church.

Wouldn't this look nice in Landover Livery™?

[Jim Farmer]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

It turns out there's a problem with Airbus planes experiencing sudden, un-commanded descent, and it may have played a role in the recent Germanwings disaster:

Germanwings Airbus A320 plane crash: Safety alert was issued to jet just four months ago


I believe God arranged for that disaster to happen when it did so that our beloved pastor would be warned not to travel via this unsafe brand of airplane.

Isn't God wonderful?

There are 2 reasons why that argument is irrelevant.
1. Secular argument. TheA320 was designed to transport cattle and Africans. The A380 is the flagbearer of the Airbus designs and was designed for the world's elite - which does not include cathlick Spanish or atheist Germans.
2. God's argument. God chose to smite that aircraft for a bit of fun as it was full of Cathlicks and Nazis. He would not smite Pastor Ezekiel's plane.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

It turns out there's a problem with Airbus planes experiencing sudden, un-commanded descent, and it may have played a role in the recent Germanwings disaster:

Germanwings Airbus A320 plane crash: Safety alert was issued to jet just four months ago


I believe God arranged for that disaster to happen when it did so that our beloved pastor would be warned not to travel via this unsafe brand of airplane.

Isn't God wonderful?