[Isabella White]

Just make sure it's not a plane from Qatar. I don't trust those Arabs as far as I can spit.

Might it be that you are worrying needlessly, dear Faith? I mean, if our beloved President Trump is negotiating a fair trade deal with those countries, then I think that we can rest assured that everything will go smoothly — thanks to the very thorough investigations that will be taking place. Have no fear, Dear — President Trump will ensure that nothing terrible happens, unlike times of previous unfortunate incidents.



And what better businessman than President Trump to ensure that a deal regarding this new aeroplane will be successful — Arabs, or no Arabs?!

[Faith_Machine]

Goodness knows that with all of the excellent business deals that are being generated by our beloved President Trump, surely the new aeroplane for will be next on the President's list. And, considering the many other planes that have been developed and offered to our dear President, who can doubt that he will insist that soon receive our share of enhanced air travel equipment?

Just make sure it's not a plane from Qatar. I don't trust those Arabs as far as I can spit.

[Isabella White]

Goodness knows that with all of the excellent business deals that are being generated by our beloved President Trump, surely the new aeroplane for will be next on the President's list. And, considering the many other planes that have been developed and offered to our dear President, who can doubt that he will insist that soon receive our share of enhanced air travel equipment?

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Aaron Spray on Apr 25, 2024 in Simple Flying–
.NY Times reported that the British billionaire, entrepreneur, and aviation enthusiast Richard Branson visited the wrecked An-225 and stated [he] would be excited to assist in its restoration when the time comes.

With the brilliant new Trade Deal (involving England, where Sir Richard lives) and the possibility of a ground-up rebuild, crummy ol' European hardware needn't be involved at all. And if that eventuates, the interior could be designed to suit Pastor's needs, something like an ocean liner that flies but not catering to the tastes of the hoi polloi. (There would be no casino. Or is that cruise ships?)

SIR RICHARD RELAXES BY A TREE

Anyway, since I believe* an A380 will fit inside an AN-225, surely it would accommodate an apartment to Pastor's spec., also offices as req'd and hygienic kitchen space?

Perhaps a meeting with Sir Richard could be arranged.

Prayerfully.

*probably the wings need to be removed first

[Johny Joe Hold]

The Committee has been meeting regularly. We've trying to wind up the fund raising and get into the production schedule. With all the amenities Paster Zeke demands it will take a while to get our huge airplane built.

But a new problem has come along. It is President Trump's demand for tariffs on all imports from other countries. As we all know, the Airbus is European. At various times I've suggested to Pastor Zeke perhaps he should look at Boeings made in Seattle. "Trash" has always been his answer.

Even though President Trump has ordered other countries to pay the tariffs and not raise prices here, Airbus has not complied. They are now quoting a price that will require all of us to dig deeper. I've wondered if the Airbus might meet the requirements of the Bill Gates Foundation. With Pastor Zeke saving souls from hell, it certainly is a project with broad community benefits.

The Committee appreciates all who have pledged. It's back to work.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

As I understand it Trump himself had pledged money to help Zeke with this goal but it failed to materialize. Much like most of his other promises.

Well now, let's not have schism over the future of the Republican Party over a few dollars. Just admit Trump paid in full and move along. Better yet, claim he overpaid and the Committee owe him money.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Those small-town Carnegie libraries were a terrible waste of a fortune.

Bozos has over $100 billion. Certainly he could both buy Pastor Zeke an Airbus and also help Donald Trump who is down a few billion.

I'd also like to put in a plug for Ye, who is in need of mere millions after speaking truth to power. But only after the Airbus, which is years overdue at this point. As I understand it Trump himself had pledged money to help Zeke with this goal but it failed to materialize. Much like most of his other promises.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Sounds like those Gilded Age Captains of Industry, pissing their money away on charity. If Rockefeller and Carnegie had given their fortunes to Landover, we might be living in Christ's Millennial Kingdom right now. But, no. Small town public libraries were apparently more important. There's no more charitable gift that will have a larger benefit to humanity than buying Pastor Zeke a new jet airplane, or just handing him a check. Bozos will get the best possible return on investment, spiritually speaking.

Those small-town Carnegie libraries were a terrible waste of a fortune.

Bozos has over $100 billion. Certainly he could both buy Pastor Zeke an Airbus and also help Donald Trump who is down a few billion.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

My motto is, it doesn't hurt to ask.

I'm wondering if any at Landover Baptist has a channel to contact Jeff Bezos, the guy who owns Amazon. He has announced he will give his billions to charity. What better gift could there be than a new Airbus for Pastor Zeke?

Anyone who could help with this please contact myself or other members of the Committee.

Bezos says he’ll donate most of his fortune to charity – The Hill

Sounds like those Gilded Age Captains of Industry, pissing their money away on charity. If Rockefeller and Carnegie had given their fortunes to Landover, we might be living in Christ's Millennial Kingdom right now. But, no. Small town public libraries were apparently more important. There's no more charitable gift that will have a larger benefit to humanity than buying Pastor Zeke a new jet airplane, or just handing him a check. Bozos will get the best possible return on investment, spiritually speaking.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

My motto is, it doesn't hurt to ask.

I'm wondering if any at Landover Baptist has a channel to contact Jeff Bezos, the guy who owns Amazon. He has announced he will give his billions to charity. What better gift could there be than a new Airbus for Pastor Zeke?

Anyone who could help with this please contact myself or other members of the Committee.

Bezos says he’ll donate most of his fortune to charity – The Hill

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Now that the Protestant Work Ethic® is being overturned by woke entitlement (Roman catholicism) and identity politics (Roman catholicism) via a leftist (Roman catholic) supreme court and the new mantra of intersectionality (Roman catholicism) the retirement age could be coming down. That would increase the number of retirees, leading me to appreciate how important it is to provide an escort service. What type of aircraft fulfils this role? God sometimes requires an immediate response to needs arising elsewhere, on another continent, preventing the usual planning before takeoff. Several projects are in hand, here's one of them

that would be ideal for the purpose. A large jet aircraft travels at about 750MPH depending on specification at time of ordering but a smaller escort doubles that easily and can take off hours after your emergency departure and still be there waiting with an appropriate reception and properly provisioned accommodation when you land at your destination.

Additionally, when necessary to visit somewhere at short notice or collect supplies for witnessing to savages (in the case of exorcisms for instance or to obtain emollients for those rescued from the pot who have not yet accepted Christ and lack the necessary faith for direct healing because, let's face it, who wants to use an ointment provided by nuns?) so many useful applications for such an escort craft and, with the likely windfall, very likely to be within budget.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

The Committee held an emergency meeting over the weekend. There is good news.

It is that a big increase in Social Security benefits is scheduled to kick in during 2023. The Committee is confident every retiree will donate the increase to pay for Pastor Zeke's new jumbo jet.

At the meeting we did some calculations. Rounding off the numbers provided by the government, each Landover Retiree will receive an additional $3,300 a year. Multiply than times 1,000 retirees and we quickly have over $3 million per year toward the aircraft. That should put us on the path we've been waiting for, placing the order and scheduling the custom Airbus build.

The meeting closed with a prayer of thanksgiving. We knew all members, especially those who are retired, would be excited to hear they can help put us over the top. That is the reason for this report.

Praise Jesus!!

https://www.bing.com/search?q=current+average+social+security+benefit&qs=RI&pq=average+current+social+&sc=6-23&cvid=E1637A54C7DD4F20ABAEBA7AC13ACBC9&FORM=QBRE&sp=7

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Maybe the reason God has been slow raising the funds for the new jet is because He has been waiting for something else to become available. A giant yacht... maybe? Or his own private island.

Jeffrey Epstein's private islands put up for sale

I'd like to see Creflo Dollar's face when he flies over in his puny G650 and sees the Pastor waving from his massage room.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Yes, I agree. The Gospel is not second-hand or recycled in any way and the force of Its message needs to reach everywhere on Earth which would be impossible using unreliable transport. Maybe some pastors are happy with easy-access locations, an island in a lake maybe or a prairie landing strip, easy to get to and easy for crowds to turn up.

Reaching cannibal tribes or denizens of the remotest waterways, overcoming fierce ocean currents and electric eels (not to mention poisoned arrows) requires proper, purpose-built equipment. Reliable. Up to the job. Did the disciples footle around in other peoples' cast-off boats? No. They owned their own shipping, designed for the task in hand, built to spec. and reliable enough to provide employment for others. The real thing.

Perhaps less well funded ministries can handle the local stuff but there's a world of savage heathens out there, far away and waiting hear The Truth in these the last of all days.

Daniel 10:18-19 Then there came again and touched me one like the appearance of a man, and he strengthened me, and said, O man greatly beloved, fear not: peace be unto thee, be strong, yea, be strong. And when he had spoken unto me, I was strengthened, and said, Let my lord speak; for thou hast strengthened me.

[Phil Ander]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

What's these either/or thing? Zeke should have a brand new airplane and a brand new super yacht to spread God's Word. No second hand Russian stuff.

Creflo Dollar would have a hard time matching that.


Phil