[WWJDnow]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I'm not really allowed to say much about it, but I'm on a secret sub committee looking at competition for access to satellite broadcasting.

That would explain the rumors that Church security was looking to add a space force component.

A lot of shady pastors have bought up available capacity that should be used by Pastor Zeke. Should those satellites be brought down and replaced with ones broadcasting True Christianity™? I won't say anything more.

A lot of pastors seem more interested in personal gain and creature comforts than they are in saving souls. Free speech and religious tolerance don't include the right to commit heresy and lead gullible Americans down the primrose path to Hell.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I'm glad you brought that up, Brother Dnow. The Committee has been reviewing possible new projects once Pastor Zeke takes delivery of his new Airbus. We're getting ever so close.

We think space has great potential for Pastor Zeke. Live sermons from space would be a first. It would be priceless to see Creflo Dollar's reaction when we beat him there.

I'm not really allowed to say much about it, but I'm on a secret sub committee looking at competition for access to satellite broadcasting. A lot of shady pastors have bought up available capacity that should be used by Pastor Zeke. Should those satellites be brought down and replaced with ones broadcasting True Christianity™? I won't say anything more.

[WWJDnow]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I've been thinking, NASA has some used space shuttles they'd probably get rid of at a discount, especially given how much money the Trump campaign needs right now. Sure, it's not very roomy, but let's see Creflo Dollar top this:

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

As we pray for revival we know that God will pour out His Spirit in these Last Days. Sure enough, particularly in east Asia and the Pacific, there is a rapid growth of new Churches requiring more funding than may be available locally. God provides whatever is needed to establish congregations, particularly through love offerings, and local officials who are part of the population of course and participating in the revival themselves, are ideally placed to understand locations (for Church buildings) and social needs – especially since popes and cardinals are injecting their poison wherever they can, not to mention crackpot hippie gurus and weird sects. The Pastoral Team appreciates the best way to get those love offerings where they're most needed and I doubt that banking services are up to speed generally across the region.

I John 5:4 For whatsoever is born of God overcometh the world: and this is the victory that overcometh the world, even our faith.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Does Pastor Ezekiel have private landing strips in the other countries he visits?

Thanks for your interest, Uncle Rutherford.

Pastor Zeke and the pilots don't provide us with much detail about his trips except the number of souls saved. I am quite certain, however, he does not use private landing strips. He has arrangements with public officials that allow him to do whatever he wishes. Some of the money he takes with him is used to make these unusual arrangements he requires.

[Uncle Rutherford]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Does Pastor Ezekiel have private landing strips in the other countries he visits? I’ve heard the stories about the boys he helps from the Philippines and about the trouble he’s had to have meetings with them at the airport. Private landing strips would eliminate that issue and I know it’s none of my business, but I wanted to give a recommendation for the budgeting. Also, Creflo Dollar doesn’t have private landing strips and would give a one-up over that con artist.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

And, we must not forget the importance of additional room for a vault; you know, for those times when our Pastor needs to count Jesus's tithes in the air!

You are so right, Sister Isabella. A secure room for currency is a must. I've never quite understood why, but a lot of cash changes hands when Pastor Zeke travels. I've seen bundles of cash loaded by fork lifts.

Lots goes on the plane when he leaves here and more is unloaded when he returns. A mystery really.

[Isabella White]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

No pastor, Gulfstream is out. Creflo Dollar has a Gulfstream 650. When he bought it Pastor Zeke vowed not just to one up Creflo but to ridicule him. Gulfsteam, $60 plus million. Airbus way past $400 million.

Back in the thread you might find what Pastor Zeke needs in an aircraft. There needs to be a movie theater with a wide screen. He needs a cigar room separate from other areas. A lot of currency travels with him for exchange deals in whatever country he is traveling to. Basically, no Gulfstream.


Look at a puny Gulfstream:

Oh, this is absolutely so true, dear Brother Mayor Hold. And, I think we should remember that our beloved needs an aeroplane that is worthy of his great mission. Those piddly, little Gulfstream puddle jumpers look like something that a two-bit snake handler would use. And, we must not forget the importance of additional room for a vault; you know, for those times when our Pastor needs to count Jesus's tithes in the air!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Acts 8:29-32 The Spirit said unto Philip, Go near, and join thyself to this chariot. And Philip ran thither to him, and heard him read the prophet Esaias, and said, Understandest thou what thou readest? And he said, How can I, except some man should guide me? And he desired Philip that he would come up and sit with him. The place of the scripture which he read was this, He was led as a sheep to the slaughter; and like a lamb dumb before his shearer, so opened he not his mouth.

One advantage of travel without luggage (everything you need is already there or, if not, a shopping trip to furnish your new premises and update your wardrobe after all who wants to walk around looking like you just landed from the planet Neptune?) ..oh yes, luggage - well without it there are 3 decks available and some interesting mezzanine designs become possible. Alternatively the lowest deck could be fitted out as consulting rooms. Heathens seeking a New Life in Christ often benefit from a step-by-step presentation of what their Decision means, particularly ways it may impact their lives where idols will no longer be available or whatever goes on in a "temple" I've never been inside one to see but God gives a very bad press in this department.

34-36 The eunuch … said, I pray thee, of whom speaketh the prophet this? of himself, or of some other man? Then Philip opened his mouth, and began at the same scripture, and preached unto him Jesus. And as they went on their way, they came unto a certain water: and the eunuch said, See, here is water; what doth hinder me to be baptized?

These options would be very constrained in a single deck aircraft if even possible at all. When the savage Ethiopian met Philip everything was available for Salvation right there! Just because traditional African transport was much slower than available to Philip did not prevent baptism and neither should this disparity prevent it now. A font could be included easily enough for the benefit of ex-heathens who, like the Queen's eunuch, would not want their baptism to be hindered.

37-40a Philip said, If thou believest with all thine heart, thou mayest. And he answered and said, I believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of God. And he commanded the chariot to stand still: and they went down both into the water, both Philip and the eunuch; and he baptized him. And when they were come up out of the water, the Spirit of the Lord caught away Philip, that the eunuch saw him no more: and he went on his way rejoicing. But Philip was found at Azotus.
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[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Mr. Mayor, this is what it would look like (prices in millions obviously).

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

perhaps the committee can arrange storage space on the Airbus for a Gulfstream.

Good one, Dr. Toole. The Airbus is so huge Creflo's little Gulfstream would almost fit inside.

What I'm looking forward to is our Airbus parked beside Creflo's puny aircraft. He will be sooo embarrassed. It will only happen once. He is a recent picture of Creflo (his age is showing):

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Back in the thread you might find what Pastor Zeke needs in an aircraft. There needs to be a movie theater with a wide screen. He needs a cigar room separate from other areas. A lot of currency travels with him for exchange deals in whatever country he is traveling to. Basically, no Gulfstream.

So that nobody's ego is bruised over this (except Creflo's) perhaps the committee can arrange storage space on the Airbus for a Gulfstream. Kind of like how you tow a Hummer behind the 60ft Double Wide so that you can leave the campsite for... whatever reason, without waking up the guests.

[James Hutchins]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I do not see the space for a proper lap pool in one of those little Gulfstreams.

[WWJDnow]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Pastor Zeke needs an airplane with a large enough cargo hold that he can crate and ship the older filipino pool boys. A Gulfstream just isn't going to cut it. Besides, who said the good Pastor doesn't need caviar? It's good for his digestion, and VIP guests such as Bill Barr, Scott Baio, Kanye West, Rudy Giuliani, Eric Trump, David Duke, and Harvey Weinstein (whenever he beats those trumped-up charges) love it. What else do you think Pastor Ezekiel been doing with all of Russian bank accounts?

Just kidding about Kanye. No way would Pastor Zeke ever allow a black man on his private jet.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

No pastor, Gulfstream is out. Creflo Dollar has a Gulfstream 650. When he bought it Pastor Zeke vowed not just to one up Creflo but to ridicule him. Gulfsteam, $60 plus million. Airbus way past $400 million.

Back in the thread you might find what Pastor Zeke needs in an aircraft. There needs to be a movie theater with a wide screen. He needs a cigar room separate from other areas. A lot of currency travels with him for exchange deals in whatever country he is traveling to. Basically, no Gulfstream.


Look at a puny Gulfstream: