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  • #76
    Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

    Regarding the parking of his vehicular transport, I'm afraid that space will only allow for either the aging armour plated Hummer, or his regular car, but not both on the one trip, unless we sacrifice the chapel and gymnasium. I think that only one vehicle should be enough for any trip, as the Hummer only will be required for all foreign countries, whereas his regular car is all that's required in the Godly United States of America.
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    • #77
      Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

      I learned today Creflo Dollar has gone underground to raise money for his Gulfstream and we need to do something soon get the upper hand.

      While Creflo claims he has stopped fund raising for the plane, insiders say he is going forward full bore but using his underground contacts. They say he is making private calls and has a brilliant handle the project, Gulfstream for God.

      We need a clever handle like that for Zeke's Airbus. I've thought about calling it the Jet for Jesus Project. But, that sounds like just another biz jet. We need to signal Zeke will travel in the largest jet airliner in the world. Maybe, Jumbo Jet for Jesus or Airbus for the Afterlife?

      I'm really having a hard time with this and hope LBC members can help out.

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      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      • #78
        Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

        Mr. Mayor,

        Can't we look into the Bible for inspiration. I'm sure that would surprise and shame Mr. Dollar.

        Let's give our pastor "wings of trust"?
        Ruth 2:12
        The LORD recompense thy work, and a full reward be given thee of the LORD God of Israel, under whose wings thou art come to trust.

        Let us let him ride to the heathen with the "wings of the wind"?
        2 Samuel 22:11
        And he rode upon a cherub, and did fly: and he was seen upon the wings of the wind.

        Or what about "wings of the glorious new morning"?
        Psalms 139:9
        If I take the wings of the morning, and dwell in the uttermost parts of the sea;

        Yours in Christ,

        Elmer
        2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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        • #79
          Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

          Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
          Or what about "wings of the glorious new morning"?
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          Psalms 139:9
          If I take the wings of the morning, and dwell in the uttermost parts of the sea;
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          Yours in Christ,

          Elmer
          I don't like that last one. It sounds too much like MH370. Dwelling in the "uttermost parts of the sea"
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          • #80
            Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

            Benny Hinn had a successful fund drive for his small Gulfstream. The handle used to bring in money was:

            DOVE ONE

            Let's keep working on this.
            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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            • #81
              Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

              Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
              Benny Hinn had a successful fund drive for his small Gulfstream. The handle used to bring in money was:

              DOVE ONE

              Let's keep working on this.
              Do we need a fund-raiser? Don't we have already have the money invested somewhere by our joo financial advisers?
              In other words, let's just go and order it. We can sort out the finer details of fit out while we wait for its delivery.
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              • #82
                Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

                OK, we don't.

                I've started a campaign thermometer which I will update as the funds are raised. Let's try to raise it all by a couple of days after Easter. $3 million has already been raised of the $86 million required. Please forward your donations to the Freehold office. (It would be appreciated if you could indicate your personal donations in this thread too)

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                • #83
                  Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

                  I have a 45 minute slot reserved for a multifacted visual presentation to the Congregation on why I need a new plane. Both on Palm Sunday and Easter.

                  That should cover it.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #84
                    Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

                    Brother Jim,

                    In addition to my contributions in the design of this vehicle I'm happy to tell you that I've transferred $1320 for this fundraiser. From now on me and my family shall also be preaching on Sundays at a local charity where they distribute food aid.

                    Luke 21:2-3
                    And he saw also a certain poor widow casting in thither two mites. And he said, Of a truth I say unto you, that this poor widow hath cast in more than they all:



                    Yours in Christ,

                    Elmer
                    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                    • #85
                      Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

                      Thank you for your donation Brother Elmer. Please keep us informed of how much the food aid charity and its benefactors donate.

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                      • #86
                        Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

                        Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                        Airbus for the Afterlife?

                        I'm really having a hard time with this and hope LBC members can help out.
                        Can we work on the wording? Calling it a "bus" just sounds... poor.
                        If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                        • #87
                          Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

                          Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
                          Can we work on the wording? Calling it a "bus" just sounds... poor.
                          Yes, "bus" will not work for fundraising or will it reflect properly the persona of our powerful preacher, Pastor Zeke.

                          My thinking has been going in a couple of different directions. One is to combine the word "white", as in the white race, with something powerful, as in "eagle". In this case, Pastor Zeke's aircraft would be named the WHITE EAGLE.

                          Then, I had the thought it should have the word, "Jesus", in the name. The handle, JESUS JET, might work.

                          But, others might have better ideas so the Committee will continue to encourage suggestions.
                          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                          • #88
                            Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

                            It is painfully obvious that Obummer is extremely jealous of our beloved Pastor Zeke. Why else would Air Force one suddenly need an upgrade?

                            I hope the American people are paying attention.

                            http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/03/29...air-force-one/

                            "The Pentagon is considering spending billions of dollars on three new Boeing 747s to use as Air Force One, the aircraft that shuttles the United States president.

                            According to CBS News, the current Air Force One fleet is getting old, and the U.S. military says it’s time for a new generation to carry future commanders in chief."
                            "Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

                            "But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)

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                            • #89
                              Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

                              Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                              Yes, "bus" will not work for fundraising or will it reflect properly the persona of our powerful preacher, Pastor Zeke.

                              My thinking has been going in a couple of different directions. One is to combine the word "white", as in the white race, with something powerful, as in "eagle". In this case, Pastor Zeke's aircraft would be named the WHITE EAGLE.

                              Then, I had the thought it should have the word, "Jesus", in the name. The handle, JESUS JET, might work.

                              But, others might have better ideas so the Committee will continue to encourage suggestions.
                              I like it. This could be my plane theme song.

                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • #90
                                Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

                                Originally posted by Freddy Osborne View Post
                                It is painfully obvious that Obummer is extremely jealous of our beloved Pastor Zeke. Why else would Air Force one suddenly need an upgrade?

                                I hope the American people are paying attention.

                                http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/03/29...air-force-one/

                                "The Pentagon is considering spending billions of dollars on three new Boeing 747s to use as Air Force One, the aircraft that shuttles the United States president.

                                According to CBS News, the current Air Force One fleet is getting old, and the U.S. military says it’s time for a new generation to carry future commanders in chief."
                                Maybe we should purchase the old Air Force One, not of course for Pastor Zeke's use, but to prevent Creflo from getting his dirty little pie-stealing black hands on it. We could strip it of its security features and install them on Zeke's plane and then on-sell AF1 privately to a buyer of our choice.

                                Now a reminder, we need some donors today. Who will receive Jesus' blessing today for giving money for the White Eagle? If we can raise 2 million tonight, we should be on target.
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