[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I have been inspired by your generosity, and I am pledging to donate $20 per month.

That can go towards the Pastor's maintenance as we move forward. I am cutting all salt and sugar out of my diet to scrape up a few extra dollars.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

After a careful thought process, and after spending almost 90 minutes in my luxuriously appointed prayer chapel, The Holy Spirit has moved within my soul, prompting me to alter my previous stubborn and selfish stance related to pastoral transportation.

Therefore: I have already initiated a transaction with the airplane manufacturer that placed $1,000,000 into the account; in addition, I arranged with the bank to automatically deduct $750,000 each month until the airplane is operational.

But there's more: I also signed the Titanium Tither's pact after services this morning. Those damned bleachers put creases in my Versace. Unacceptable. I suppose this means Mary can leave the Moped in the carport area. I have already notified the unfortunate tin tithers who occupied my normal place in the sanctuary this morning that they are to resume their normal (and expected) place during the next worship service.

Now if only the street department worked on Sundays - and if only the satellite dish was fully operational (Game of Thrones DOES begin this evening). Did anyone notice how inspirational Pastor's sermon related to stewardship was today? Did anyone catch the part about the "sanctions" that might be a result of a failure to give freely to God's work?

Glory to the Lord that we have a pastor unafraid to tell us the truth about living a True Christian(TM) life.

Praising Jesus,
NRL

[Basilissa]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

After a careful thought process, and after spending almost 90 minutes in my luxuriously appointed prayer chapel, The Holy Spirit has moved within my soul, prompting me to alter my previous stubborn and selfish stance related to pastoral transportation.

Therefore: I have already initiated a transaction with the airplane manufacturer that placed $1,000,000 into the account; in addition, I arranged with the bank to automatically deduct $750,000 each month until the airplane is operational.

But there's more: I also signed the Titanium Tither's pact after services this morning. Those damned bleachers put creases in my Versace. Unacceptable. I suppose this means Mary can leave the Moped in the carport area. I have already notified the unfortunate tin tithers who occupied my normal place in the sanctuary this morning that they are to resume their normal (and expected) place during the next worship service.

Now if only the street department worked on Sundays - and if only the satellite dish was fully operational (Game of Thrones DOES begin this evening). Did anyone notice how inspirational Pastor's sermon related to stewardship was today? Did anyone catch the part about the "sanctions" that might be a result of a failure to give freely to God's work?

Glory to the Lord that we have a pastor unafraid to tell us the truth about living a True Christian™ life.

Praising Jesus,
NRL

You are the breathing, walking proof that my prayers work, my most beloved Sister.

Praise !

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

After a careful thought process, and after spending almost 90 minutes in my luxuriously appointed prayer chapel, The Holy Spirit has moved within my soul, prompting me to alter my previous stubborn and selfish stance related to pastoral transportation.

Therefore: I have already initiated a transaction with the airplane manufacturer that placed $1,000,000 into the account; in addition, I arranged with the bank to automatically deduct $750,000 each month until the airplane is operational.

But there's more: I also signed the Titanium Tither's pact after services this morning. Those damned bleachers put creases in my Versace. Unacceptable. I suppose this means Mary can leave the Moped in the carport area. I have already notified the unfortunate tin tithers who occupied my normal place in the sanctuary this morning that they are to resume their normal (and expected) place during the next worship service.

Now if only the street department worked on Sundays - and if only the satellite dish was fully operational (Game of Thrones DOES begin this evening). Did anyone notice how inspirational Pastor's sermon related to stewardship was today? Did anyone catch the part about the "sanctions" that might be a result of a failure to give freely to God's work?

Glory to the Lord that we have a pastor unafraid to tell us the truth about living a True Christian™ life.

Praising Jesus,
NRL

Naomi dear,

I knew you were a kind, generous True Christian lady! If you can't watch Game of Throes, or whatever that show is called, let me know and I'll record it on a disk to mail to you overnight.

In His Name,
Elizabeth

[Esther B.]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

After a careful thought process, and after spending almost 90 minutes in my luxuriously appointed prayer chapel, The Holy Spirit has moved within my soul, prompting me to alter my previous stubborn and selfish stance related to pastoral transportation.

Therefore: I have already initiated a transaction with the airplane manufacturer that placed $1,000,000 into the account; in addition, I arranged with the bank to automatically deduct $750,000 each month until the airplane is operational.

But there's more: I also signed the Titanium Tither's pact after services this morning. Those damned bleachers put creases in my Versace. Unacceptable. I suppose this means Mary can leave the Moped in the carport area. I have already notified the unfortunate tin tithers who occupied my normal place in the sanctuary this morning that they are to resume their normal (and expected) place during the next worship service.

Now if only the street department worked on Sundays - and if only the satellite dish was fully operational (Game of Thrones DOES begin this evening). Did anyone notice how inspirational Pastor's sermon related to stewardship was today? Did anyone catch the part about the "sanctions" that might be a result of a failure to give freely to God's work?

Glory to the Lord that we have a pastor unafraid to tell us the truth about living a True Christian™ life.

Praising Jesus,
NRL

What wonderful news, Sister! I was starting to worry that you were becoming uppity again, but as before, God has brought you back into the fold. Praise Him!

Also, Samuel and I are going to send in some more money for Pastor Ezekiel's plane. $200,000 to be exact.

[Harsha Shah]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Yes! I can see why your pastor would like to have a plane to do his work. But I am also thinking, is this wise? We are from all over the world and discussing religion in friendship in real time although we can be from the opposite sides of the globe. Yes. Is it not feasible that the pastor would be preching for instance on a screen and reach even more people with his message? I do not wish to offend but I am thinking this is a valid question. Yes, it is.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Yes! I can see why your pastor would like to have a plane to do his work. But I am also thinking, is this wise? We are from all over the world and discussing religion in friendship in real time although we can be from the opposite sides of the globe. Yes. Is it not feasible that the pastor would be preching for instance on a screen and reach even more people with his message? I do not wish to offend but I am thinking this is a valid question. Yes, it is.

1. You are a woman
2. You are a buddhi

1. means - be quiet
2. means - You do not understand

Anyway, I explain you.
It is totally different thing to have a personal touch from Pastor Zeke when you are there on your knees. If one soul can be saved when Pastor Zeke flies to another continent to do His holy work in the name of Jesus - it really is worth some flying vehicle and it's costs.
It seems to me, you pagan do not care a bit of people's souls and their eternal life!
Yes, yes, yes. It really is so. You are evil! Yes Yes Yes.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Yes! I can see why your pastor would like to have a plane to do his work. But I am also thinking, is this wise? We are from all over the world and discussing religion in friendship in real time although we can be from the opposite sides of the globe. Yes. Is it not feasible that the pastor would be preching for instance on a screen and reach even more people with his message? I do not wish to offend but I am thinking this is a valid question. Yes, it is.

It is clear you do not understand the business of religion today. Every powerful religious figure, and Pastor Zeke is one of the best, needs to have a signature presence.

For example Pastor Zeke's nemesis, Creflo Dollar, loads his little jet with canned food. He flies to a foreign site and is photographed handing out the cans.

Franklin Graham, Billy's son, does not do food. Instead, he flies to areas like Haiti after the hurricane where people are hungrey and holds prayer meetings. These are cheaper and get him a lot of publicity and donations.

I'm not going to speak for Pastor Zeke. I can only notice he has a genius signature presence that combines his dynamite looks with spell-binding sermons. None of the lesser preachers comes close.

The point is Pastor Zeke's approach requires his physical presence. And, he needs arrive in an aircraft that adds to his mystic--big, powerful and boldly declaring his favored status with the divine.

While the Committee appreciates your reflective thoughts, it would appreciate even more a large donation toward this important aircraft.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Folks, we need to kick this project into gear. That false Christian charlatan Creflo is doing everything he can to undermine my Ministry. Now he's acting like HE was the one who came up with the message that Pokerman causes homersexurality. Can you imagine? That is MY turf, Brothers and sisters, and you all know it!

People, I NEED this plane to show Creflo what a REAL Man of God© looks like. Dig deep, call everyone you know, sell your second homes, cash in some stocks, do whatever it takes to GET ME MY PLANE!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Correct me if I'm wrong, Pastor Zeke, but aren't all of your sermons copyrighted? I hope you've forwarded this info to Landover Legal for their careful consideration.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Why is Creflo Dollar shopping for new airplane? It's because he hired one of his friends from the ghetto to fly his last one:

[Shad and Deb Lamb]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Deborah and I are happy to help since we don't want nigras flying around all over this country - think of what the Japs did to Pearl Harbor! I would imagine nigras are almost as bad as muslims behind the steering wheel of an airplane machine. I know some will think we harbor prejudice but as anyone here will attest, Landover is not a place where anyone is talked about that doesn't deserve it. Amen?

Anyway, put us down for $100,000 now and another hundred thousand next month and so on.

We adore Pastor Ezekiel Flint and had the pleasure of hearing his father many years ago. We saw him not long after that whole orphanage scandal hit him but I won't bring that up now - those boys were probably possessed and made it all up. And besides - it's over after all these years.

Enjoy your flying machine, Zekie (that's what your dad used to call you as he held you on his lap and bumped you up and down).

Lovingly in Our Redeemer,
Shadrach and Deborah
These lambs have a leg up on the devil - so he better flee!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Deborah and I are happy to help since we don't want nigras flying around all over this country - think of what the Japs did to Pearl Harbor! I would imagine nigras are almost as bad as muslims behind the steering wheel of an airplane machine. I know some will think we harbor prejudice but as anyone here will attest, Landover is not a place where anyone is talked about that doesn't deserve it. Amen?

Anyway, put us down for $100,000 now and another hundred thousand next month and so on.

We adore Pastor Ezekiel Flint and had the pleasure of hearing his father many years ago. We saw him not long after that whole orphanage scandal hit him but I won't bring that up now - those boys were probably possessed and made it all up. And besides - it's over after all these years.

Enjoy your flying machine, Zekie (that's what your dad used to call you as he held you on his lap and bumped you up and down).

Lovingly in Our Redeemer,
Shadrach and Deborah
These lambs have a leg up on the devil - so he better flee!

Budgeting for a pastor's aircraft is a very serious business. I hope your soul is prepared for the consequences if you renegotiate on us.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Creflo Dollar is watching this campaign and it is driving him nuts. During yesterday's sermon, he said he was not a prosperity preacher at all--his jet and the money he pockets belongs to God. Then, his eyes got really big, like he didn't believe what he just said.


Megachurch Preacher Creflo Dollar Says 'There's No Such Thing as the Prosperity Gospel;' Says 'Money in My Pocket … It's God's'

(Photo: Screen Grab via Your World With Creflo)Televangelist Creflo Dollar declares the money in his pocket belongs to God.

After coming under fire for asking 200,000 people to donate $300 or more each to raise $65 million to help his ministry purchase a luxury jet last month, popular televangelist Creflo Dollar, who is widely reported to be worth an estimated $27 million, has declared that "there is no such thing as the prosperity gospel" and the money in his pocket belongs to God.
"When we talk about prosperity, and people say it's the prosperity gospel, there is no such thing as the prosperity gospel, it's the gospel of grace. The money in my pocket is not mine, it's God's," said Dollar, in a promotional clip for an episode of "Your World With Creflo" where he speaks with pastor Gregory Dickow of Life Changers International Church.





"It came from Him. He is the source behind everything we have that is good. He loves to be trusted; He loves to be the one that you lean on. He loves to be the one that you rely on and He wants to be the one that you lean on and rely on first," continued Dollar in the clip.

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The popular Atlanta, Georgia-based preacher who turned 53 in January, is recognized around the world as one of the most popular preachers of the prosperity gospel that promotes the notion that Jesus wants his followers to be wealthy. It is a controversial concept that religion scholar Reza Aslan has described as a "profoundly unscriptural" interpretation of Jesus.
"The argument of the prosperity gospel, if I can put it flippantly, is that Jesus wants you to drive a Bentley. That is basically what the argument is. That what Jesus wants for you is material prosperity, and that if you literally give, you will literally be given tenfold. That's not a metaphor, as it is in most churches. It is literal. You give me $10 and Jesus will give you $100," said Aslan, speaking at the 2014 Indian Summer Festival in Vancouver about his book, Zealot: The Life and Times of Jesus of Nazareth.
"I mean, if there is one thing that is just so clear cut and just not open to interpretation at all of any kind when it comes to Jesus' message, it is His condemnation of wealth," he noted.
"And yet, not only does this version of Christianity exist, as I say, it is honestly the fastest growing version of Protestant evangelical Christianity in North America. That's because Jesus can be whatever you want Him to be, and the Christian message can be whatever you want it to be," he added.
In his messages, Dollar condemns poverty as ungodly.
"Poverty is not the will of God for any believer. However, there are Christians who have taken a 'vow of poverty' because they believe that poverty is a part of being holy and righteous. This is far from the truth," he said in an article on his website titled "Your Inheritance of Wealth and Riches."
"Poverty has nothing to do with godliness, or God — likeness. To be poor, or impoverished, means, 'to be without; in lack; deprived.' You and I don't serve a God of lack and insufficiency. He is the God of the exceeding and the abundant. In fact, He wants to lavish you with His goodness (Ephesians 3:20)," he said.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Creflo is going DOWN, Brothers and sisters. He will have to answer to his master satan, and I KNOW that he's headed for hellfire.