[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

The extravagance of an airplane seems unholy and almost obscene when there are starving children in the world. I have to agree with Faith Machine; we must bring our spending in check! Even if FM has kidnapped Cookie and she is never to be seen again unless she escapes his vile prison, we must listen to his keen advice and stop this nonsense.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

The extravagance of an airplane seems unholy and almost obscene when there are starving children in the world. I have to agree with Faith Machine; we must bring our spending in check! Even if FM has kidnapped Cookie and she is never to be seen again unless she escapes his vile prison, we must listen to his keen advice and stop this nonsense.

I'd hate to see your pie shop burn to the ground, little lady.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I'd hate to see your pie shop burn to the ground, little lady.

The Committee understands the concerns some Landover Baptist Church members have about the cost of Pastor Zeke's new aircraft. We need to see the big picture here.

The best way to see that big picture is to ask, "Would Jesus be more pleased if we spent less and fewer souls were saved for Him?" We all know the answer to that question is a resounding NO!

Pastor Zeke sees this so clearly, he has little patience for those who are blind to it.

We on the Committee are feeling a lot of pressure to get the fund raising in high gear and get the process of manufacturing the aircraft started. We would appreciate it if folks would stay positive, keep providing ideas and let the Committee wrap up the design phase.

Speaking of design, when Pastor Zeke learned there would be an upstairs and downstairs inside the aircraft, he asked about an elevator. I told him I've not heard of elevators on aircraft, but I would check it out. Anyone who has information on this please post it.

On behalf of the New Jet Aircraft Committee, I want to thank everyone for their help on our project.

[GOD=life]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

The extravagance of an airplane seems unholy and almost obscene when there are starving children in the world.

I respectfully demur: an airplane is the fastest form of physical travel. There are starving children all over the world in far-apart regions. With an airplane it will be much easier to spread True Christianity to those who need it and pray with them.

Spiritual nourishment trumps the physical every time. The worst that can happen to the children's physical bodies is that they live a few years less. That is not so for the immortal soul.

It should be researched if it is possible to the KJV 1611 Bible-droppings over more remote areas so that the plane need not land there.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Speaking of design, when Pastor Zeke learned there would be an upstairs and downstairs inside the aircraft, he asked about an elevator. I told him I've not heard of elevators on aircraft, but I would check it out. Anyone who has information on this please post it.

On behalf of the New Jet Aircraft Committee, I want to thank everyone for their help on our project.

Verily, Mr. Mayor, there are elevators even in the tiniest of airplanes (please see image below) so it cannot be a problem to fit one into our good Pastor's aeolian vehicle.


We've seen Brother Jim's talent in interior design so I would leave the intricasies of decorating to him. Just for inspiration, I have here an example of a decent elevator.


And, obviously, an elevator has also Spiritual ramifications!

Isaiah 14:14
I will ascend above the heights of the clouds; I will be like the most High.

These are going to be exciting times with dozens of new saved souls (benefit) at a moderate expense (cost).


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Jim Farmer]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

The elevator will have leather chesterfields on each side with a mirror on the back wall. The walls will be gilt. Much like the picture shown by Brother Elmer. Piped music of angels singing hymns.
The buttons will read.

• Pastor Ezekiel Flint (upper level)
• Landover Baptist members only (lower level)
• Unsaved Trash (waste disposal unit. This is in case any of them sneak in)
• In case of emergency (a cabinet containing a KJV Bible and a bottle of the finest Scotch will open)
• In case of rapture (the elevator will become the ejector seat)

Note: there will be no up or down buttons, otherwise Pastor Ezekiel will never get rid of some of the older members of the entourage who always want to be closer to Heaven.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

The elevator will have leather chesterfields on each side with a mirror on the back wall. The walls will be gilt. Much like the picture shown by Borther Elmer. Piped music of angels singing hymns.
The buttons will read.

• Pastor Ezekiel Flint (upper level)
• Landover Baptist members only (lower level)
• Unsaved Trash (waste disposal unit. This is in case any of them sneak in)
• In case of emergency (a cabinet containing a KJV Bible will open)
• In case of rapture (the elevator will become the ejector seat)

Note: there will be no up or down buttons, otherwise Pastor Ezekiel will never get rid of some of the older members of the entourage who always want to be closer to Heaven.

I'm sorry but I won't be able to allow anyone on the plane unless they are Platinum Tithers (or above), and then only on special occasions.

I'm sure you understand.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I'm sorry but I won't be able to allow anyone on the plane unless they are Platinum Tithers (or above), and then only on special occasions.

I'm sure you understand.

I think that goes without saying. But there are some platinum tithers who are getting elderly, aren't there? But we will to carry some menials - chefs, cleaners, maids etc.
The UT I was concerned about are people like the CIA under Obama's direction, and Creflo's spies - those sorts of people who will do all they can to evade our security.

Wishing to upgrade to a platinum tither, please.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

It turns out there's a problem with Airbus planes experiencing sudden, un-commanded descent, and it may have played a role in the recent Germanwings disaster:

Germanwings Airbus A320 plane crash: Safety alert was issued to jet just four months ago


I believe God arranged for that disaster to happen when it did so that our beloved pastor would be warned not to travel via this unsafe brand of airplane.

Isn't God wonderful?

[Jim Farmer]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

It turns out there's a problem with Airbus planes experiencing sudden, un-commanded descent, and it may have played a role in the recent Germanwings disaster:

Germanwings Airbus A320 plane crash: Safety alert was issued to jet just four months ago


I believe God arranged for that disaster to happen when it did so that our beloved pastor would be warned not to travel via this unsafe brand of airplane.

Isn't God wonderful?

There are 2 reasons why that argument is irrelevant.
1. Secular argument. TheA320 was designed to transport cattle and Africans. The A380 is the flagbearer of the Airbus designs and was designed for the world's elite - which does not include cathlick Spanish or atheist Germans.
2. God's argument. God chose to smite that aircraft for a bit of fun as it was full of Cathlicks and Nazis. He would not smite Pastor Ezekiel's plane.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

We can not know God's mind, and we may never know His reason for removing His hand of protection from that Airbus, but my faith in the Airbus company is shaken.

Why not go with a trusted brand, such as Boeing? If their 747 is good enough to be Air Force One, it's probably up to serving the needs of this church.

Wouldn't this look nice in Landover Livery™?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I'm seeing a lot of security features that I really like here. Imagine one of these staffed by Landover or Blackwater security personnel.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Landover has a Boeing, but we don't regard it as large enough for Pastor Ezekiel, except as a temporary mode of transport. Just because something is good enough for a pie-stealing nigra like Obama, does not make it good enough for Pastor Ezekiel.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Landover has a Boeing, but we don't regard it as large enough for Pastor Ezekiel, except as a temporary mode of transport. Just because something is good enough for a pie-stealing nigra like Obama, does not make it good enough for Pastor Ezekiel.

The Committee really appreciates these discussions about safety and Pastor Zeke's security. But, we need to get back to basics here.

The scumbag evangelist, Creflo Dollar, is tracking Zeke at every turn. He is trying to have a bigger aircraft. We need an aircraft so big Creflo cannot come up with the money.

Now, Creflo has someone recording Pastor Zeke's sermons and repackaging them as if they were his own. In the latest one, he copies Zeke's best sermon on the sinfulness of being poor. Maybe we need to have Pastor Zeke shadow Creflo, preaching in the same cities and stealing Creflo's audience and collection plates.

http://www.christianpost.com/news/why-creflo-dollar-believes-poverty-is-ungodly-and-christians-should-claim-their-inheritance-of-wealth-and-riches-136202/

[Harsha Shah]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

The extravagance of an airplane seems unholy and almost obscene when there are starving children in the world. I have to agree with Faith Machine; we must bring our spending in check! Even if FM has kidnapped Cookie and she is never to be seen again unless she escapes his vile prison, we must listen to his keen advice and stop this nonsense.

Yes, Miss Lamb. I must agree, yes! Also Mr. Machine has been posting some important messages in this thread. The world is full of suffering and a man with an empty stomach is too weak to hear the message of any religion. I am also thinking that in our age of the Internet and all our technology we can bring our messages to all corners of the world without necessarily travelling there ourselves. Yes. If we would be trying to cut down meat consumption, the arable land would be more sufficient for everybody. Yes. This is in the Roman epistle of your bible "Therefore if thine enemy hunger, feed him; if he thirst, give him drink: for in so doing thou shalt heap coals of fire on his head." That is a very beautiful verse. Yes.