[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Yes! I can see why your pastor would like to have a plane to do his work. But I am also thinking, is this wise? We are from all over the world and discussing religion in friendship in real time although we can be from the opposite sides of the globe. Yes. Is it not feasible that the pastor would be preching for instance on a screen and reach even more people with his message? I do not wish to offend but I am thinking this is a valid question. Yes, it is.

1. You are a woman
2. You are a buddhi

1. means - be quiet
2. means - You do not understand

Anyway, I explain you.
It is totally different thing to have a personal touch from Pastor Zeke when you are there on your knees. If one soul can be saved when Pastor Zeke flies to another continent to do His holy work in the name of Jesus - it really is worth some flying vehicle and it's costs.
It seems to me, you pagan do not care a bit of people's souls and their eternal life!
Yes, yes, yes. It really is so. You are evil! Yes Yes Yes.

[Harsha Shah]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Yes! I can see why your pastor would like to have a plane to do his work. But I am also thinking, is this wise? We are from all over the world and discussing religion in friendship in real time although we can be from the opposite sides of the globe. Yes. Is it not feasible that the pastor would be preching for instance on a screen and reach even more people with his message? I do not wish to offend but I am thinking this is a valid question. Yes, it is.

[Esther B.]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

After a careful thought process, and after spending almost 90 minutes in my luxuriously appointed prayer chapel, The Holy Spirit has moved within my soul, prompting me to alter my previous stubborn and selfish stance related to pastoral transportation.

Therefore: I have already initiated a transaction with the airplane manufacturer that placed $1,000,000 into the account; in addition, I arranged with the bank to automatically deduct $750,000 each month until the airplane is operational.

But there's more: I also signed the Titanium Tither's pact after services this morning. Those damned bleachers put creases in my Versace. Unacceptable. I suppose this means Mary can leave the Moped in the carport area. I have already notified the unfortunate tin tithers who occupied my normal place in the sanctuary this morning that they are to resume their normal (and expected) place during the next worship service.

Now if only the street department worked on Sundays - and if only the satellite dish was fully operational (Game of Thrones DOES begin this evening). Did anyone notice how inspirational Pastor's sermon related to stewardship was today? Did anyone catch the part about the "sanctions" that might be a result of a failure to give freely to God's work?

Glory to the Lord that we have a pastor unafraid to tell us the truth about living a True Christian™ life.

Praising Jesus,
NRL

What wonderful news, Sister! I was starting to worry that you were becoming uppity again, but as before, God has brought you back into the fold. Praise Him!

Also, Samuel and I are going to send in some more money for Pastor Ezekiel's plane. $200,000 to be exact.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

After a careful thought process, and after spending almost 90 minutes in my luxuriously appointed prayer chapel, The Holy Spirit has moved within my soul, prompting me to alter my previous stubborn and selfish stance related to pastoral transportation.

Therefore: I have already initiated a transaction with the airplane manufacturer that placed $1,000,000 into the account; in addition, I arranged with the bank to automatically deduct $750,000 each month until the airplane is operational.

But there's more: I also signed the Titanium Tither's pact after services this morning. Those damned bleachers put creases in my Versace. Unacceptable. I suppose this means Mary can leave the Moped in the carport area. I have already notified the unfortunate tin tithers who occupied my normal place in the sanctuary this morning that they are to resume their normal (and expected) place during the next worship service.

Now if only the street department worked on Sundays - and if only the satellite dish was fully operational (Game of Thrones DOES begin this evening). Did anyone notice how inspirational Pastor's sermon related to stewardship was today? Did anyone catch the part about the "sanctions" that might be a result of a failure to give freely to God's work?

Glory to the Lord that we have a pastor unafraid to tell us the truth about living a True Christian™ life.

Praising Jesus,
NRL

Naomi dear,

I knew you were a kind, generous True Christian lady! If you can't watch Game of Throes, or whatever that show is called, let me know and I'll record it on a disk to mail to you overnight.

In His Name,
Elizabeth

[Basilissa]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

After a careful thought process, and after spending almost 90 minutes in my luxuriously appointed prayer chapel, The Holy Spirit has moved within my soul, prompting me to alter my previous stubborn and selfish stance related to pastoral transportation.

Therefore: I have already initiated a transaction with the airplane manufacturer that placed $1,000,000 into the account; in addition, I arranged with the bank to automatically deduct $750,000 each month until the airplane is operational.

But there's more: I also signed the Titanium Tither's pact after services this morning. Those damned bleachers put creases in my Versace. Unacceptable. I suppose this means Mary can leave the Moped in the carport area. I have already notified the unfortunate tin tithers who occupied my normal place in the sanctuary this morning that they are to resume their normal (and expected) place during the next worship service.

Now if only the street department worked on Sundays - and if only the satellite dish was fully operational (Game of Thrones DOES begin this evening). Did anyone notice how inspirational Pastor's sermon related to stewardship was today? Did anyone catch the part about the "sanctions" that might be a result of a failure to give freely to God's work?

Glory to the Lord that we have a pastor unafraid to tell us the truth about living a True Christian™ life.

Praising Jesus,
NRL

You are the breathing, walking proof that my prayers work, my most beloved Sister.

Praise !

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

After a careful thought process, and after spending almost 90 minutes in my luxuriously appointed prayer chapel, The Holy Spirit has moved within my soul, prompting me to alter my previous stubborn and selfish stance related to pastoral transportation.

Therefore: I have already initiated a transaction with the airplane manufacturer that placed $1,000,000 into the account; in addition, I arranged with the bank to automatically deduct $750,000 each month until the airplane is operational.

But there's more: I also signed the Titanium Tither's pact after services this morning. Those damned bleachers put creases in my Versace. Unacceptable. I suppose this means Mary can leave the Moped in the carport area. I have already notified the unfortunate tin tithers who occupied my normal place in the sanctuary this morning that they are to resume their normal (and expected) place during the next worship service.

Now if only the street department worked on Sundays - and if only the satellite dish was fully operational (Game of Thrones DOES begin this evening). Did anyone notice how inspirational Pastor's sermon related to stewardship was today? Did anyone catch the part about the "sanctions" that might be a result of a failure to give freely to God's work?

Glory to the Lord that we have a pastor unafraid to tell us the truth about living a True Christian(TM) life.

Praising Jesus,
NRL

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I have been inspired by your generosity, and I am pledging to donate $20 per month.

That can go towards the Pastor's maintenance as we move forward. I am cutting all salt and sugar out of my diet to scrape up a few extra dollars.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Brother James, I am very sorry I caused you so much financial trouble, and I think it's wonderful that it hasn't stopped you from raising money for Pastor Zeke's luxury expenses.

I have been inspired by your generosity, and I am pledging to donate $20 per month.

[James Hutchins]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I've had a talking to the hired help here at Hutchins Plantations, LLC.
Yesterday whe n the workers were done for the day and had their weekly scrubbing and delousing, I had them gather at the old mine pit and I asked them to contribute to this worthy cause.
I in no way intimidated or coerced a single man, woman or child. To make this simple for them and to provide free will and freedom of choice, Each person was provided with a simple for to fill out. Under the watchful eye of a field bosses and with thier assistance to those unable to read or understand, they were carefully guided to make a selection of their own choosing. While I do not think it will be a lot, it should cover the soda pop expenses.

100 forms were completed, everyone except one was like the below. (BTW, we are looking for a septic sifter, pays room, board and pocket money)

[Roland]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

We have to stay focused on the scheming of Creflo Dollar.

Now he is shaking down his supporters for money by telling them he has visions of a bigger airplane. Of course, what he means is he wants an airplane bigger than Pastor Zeke's.

Perhaps Creflo wants to get the Airbus A390?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I think we should get the Pastor two planes. Do you realize what a hero he is? He saved my immortal soul. He is a hero to my wife and children. If it weren't for Pastor Ezekiel I would still be rotting in prison with multiple broom handle related contusions in my rectum every other day, being medically evacuated by helicopter to gay rectal surgeons in San Francisco, riddled with AIDS and hepatitis.

Thank you Pastor Ezekiel, for being the champion of our Creator and His Holy Messiah. As soon as the first plane gets off the ground I will pass the plate around for another one.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

We have to stay focused on the scheming of Creflo Dollar.

Now he is shaking down his supporters for money by telling them he has visions of a bigger airplane. Of course, what he means is he wants an airplane bigger than Pastor Zeke's.

One thing we will not doing is come on this site and beg for money like Creflo is doing. God will provide us with adequate money for WHITE EAGLE because He knows Pastor Zeke is the thin blue line holding back domination from Satan.

Landover Baptist members should know time is of the essence.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Samuel had another dream related to Pastor Ezekiel's new airplane last night. He says that in the dream, he saw a large and beautiful plane with the words "White Eagle" and some crosses painted on the sides and the tail in gorgeous gold paint. He has decided to send in another $500,000 and his family and mine will send in an additional $200,000.

Glory! Now we're on the right track. That extra $200,000 will help pay for that custom wallpaper guy to do the game room on the plane. He's doing some Jesus sketches for me already.

[Esther B.]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Samuel had another dream related to Pastor Ezekiel's new airplane last night. He says that in the dream, he saw a large and beautiful plane with the words "White Eagle" and some crosses painted on the sides and the tail in gorgeous gold paint. He has decided to send in another $500,000 and his family and mine will send in an additional $200,000.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Esther,

I have stopped the payment on the $500,000 since your family is not in need. I was going to do this out of kindness for you, but I want nothing to do with donating for this monstrosity that is both unnecessary and takes away from the needs of the less fortunate.

Brother Dollar's ministry has mailed me a financial statement indicating expenditures for the downtrodden. Perhaps my money would be better spent there.

Still no satellite, still have a business on a street filled with potholes, and I am relinquishing my titanium tither parking spot and seating pass. I can sit on the bleachers with the faithful.

NRL