X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 2
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 2 template Next
  • SONODOG, jr.
    Seeking the Truth
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2006
    • 38
    #16
    Re: Has Mel Gibson done it again for Jesus?

    I do not sully my soul, which is by Scripture the resting place of the Holy Spirit, with trips to the cinema, which as you all know is a festering immoral hotbed of deviant sexual SIN.

    But I hope you who did enter Satan's House enjoyed your experience, which I'm sure included engorged privates at the sight of many half-clothed native women and the suggestively immodest unifroms of the theatre 'employees.'

    Perhaps those memories will suffice to cool the raging flames of Hell as you suffer for all eternity.

      Comment

      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405
        #17
        Re: Has Mel Gibson done it again for Jesus?

        Originally posted by SONODOG, jr. View Post
        I do not sully my soul, which is by Scripture the resting place of the Holy Spirit, with trips to the cinema, which as you all know is a festering immoral hotbed of deviant sexual SIN.

        But I hope you who did enter Satan's House enjoyed your experience, which I'm sure included engorged privates at the sight of many half-clothed native women and the suggestively immodest unifroms of the theatre 'employees.'

        Perhaps those memories will suffice to cool the raging flames of Hell as you suffer for all eternity.
        Friend,

        You may see those kind of things in that liberal cess pit of sin called Des Moines but I assure you we here in Freehold Iowa tolerate no such going ons at the Freehold Light of The Lord Christian Movie Complex (note; movie complex, not Cineplex) As a Church officer it is part of my duties to screen movies for those appropriate to the Faithful. Mel Gibson has come threw for Jesus before with The Passion of The Christ so we are looking to see if he has scoured for Team Jesus again.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

        Hot Must ReadThreads!


        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

          Comment

          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621
            #18
            Re: Has Mel Gibson done it again for Jesus?

            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
            As a Church officer it is part of my duties to screen movies for those appropriate to the Faithful.
            Well said, Brother. here are many things that impress me about your devotion to Christ, but your ability to sit through hours and hours of graphic homer pornography, screening out all such sinful content to protect our weak and innocent flock, has to be one of your greatest talents.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

              Comment

              • OnYourKnees
                On Extended Furlough
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2006
                • 4729
                #19
                Re: Has Mel Gibson done it again for Jesus?

                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                Well said, Brother. here are many things that impress me about your devotion to Christ, but your ability to sit through hours and hours of graphic homer pornography, screening out all such sinful content to protect our weak and innocent flock, has to be one of your greatest talents.
                Hear, hear! When Rosa and I were last in Freehold, she was whining about wanting to go out and see the town, so I went with her downtown.

                As most of you know, she came back from her unauthorized Paris shopping trip as soon as Pastor Al cancelled Ching Lee's credit card. Seems Paris isn't much fun with no money.

                Since I wanted to be sure nobody would steal or arrest her (let's face it, there are not many 5'10" shapely 27-year-old natives of Mexico City wandering Freehold), and I was concerned that the Versace or Gucci boutiques might still be open at the time, I went with her. We found the selection of films at the Complex most uplifting!

                They were showing a movie about flowers, dahlias I believe, and a Western. We chose the Western. I think it was called "Brotherly Love Mountain" or something like that. Indeed, the characters showed great love for their Brothers in Christ!

                Thank you, Brother B-J, for your efforts to ensure that only the finest entertainment is available in Freehold!

                  Comment

                  Previous 1 2 template Next
                  Working...