Hey Al

[Bobby-Joe]

Pastor Al,

I’m back from England and we are still cleaning up that bit of Russian art you wanted but I can tell you right now it is going to look swell on the old mantle piece. The clean up job is annoying, but considering the importance of keeping the sinful and all their nonsense about “national treasures” away from your acquisition I am sure you will understand the need for unorthodox process in getting it (you do have a glass case to display it in? We wouldn’t want dust to,..er get around it, if you know what I mean). The real pity we can't use that Russian art dealer again since the poor guy went off and got sick and died.

Oh, and on a completely unrelated note have you all heard of this?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20061208/wl_uk_afp/britainrussiaspy

Killed those godless comies with radioactive icecubes. What will they think of next?

[SUV]

Re: Hey Al

I have another fine piece of artwork for Pastor just acquired this very day from one of our Good Church Sisters:


(I Hope he doesn't find the Santa offensive.)

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hey Al

I have another fine piece of artwork for Pastor just acquired this very day from one of our Good Church Sisters:

Perversion removed
(I Hope he doesn't find the Satan offensive.)

SISTER!

Did you fail to notice that one of those young fellows has a candy cane pointing directly toward his back door, suggesting that he likes to receive sweet treats in this manner?!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Hey Al

Pastor Al,
The real pity we can't use that Russian art dealer again since the poor guy went off and got sick and died.

I told you never to call me here when that happens!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Hey Al

What on Earth are you talking abo.....never mind, I'm sure I'd rather not know. Weirdos.