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It's summer, everyone! That means it's a good time for some tips, reminders, and pointers for on safety and elegance of Summer outdoor living.
1. Keep Negroes AWAY from Swimming Pools.
Obviously, if any Negro accidently gets into your pool, the water must be drained and the pool scrubbed, rinsed, and re-scrubbed with a sanitizing bleach solution. Just to be safe, a good rule of thumb is do NOT let Negroes get within the distance from your pool which they would travel after being hit by a car moving at 35 mph.
2. Hire Only White or Asian Servants to Clean Your Pool.
Make sure your pool area is being cleaned and maintained only by White or Asian servants. You may want to do routine DNA or ancestry tests to screen out stray Negro family history.
3. Consider Fences, Dogs, and 24-Hour Guards for Your Pool.
It's a good idea to have a fence with guards around your pool to keep the Negroes out. You know they want to swim. They are crafty and relentless. They will get into your pool area if they can. You might also consider large dogs. Negroes do not like large, vicious, barking dogs, and they will probably find another pool if yours is guarded by bare-toothed vicious dogs.
4. Just Pave Over Your Pool if You Can't Maintain It Properly.
As you can see from the above tips, it's difficult to maintain a pool properly. If there is ANY chance that your pool might be contaminated by swimming Negroes, you might as well fill in and pave over your pool. Just turn it into a patio.
1. Keep Negroes AWAY from Swimming Pools.
Obviously, if any Negro accidently gets into your pool, the water must be drained and the pool scrubbed, rinsed, and re-scrubbed with a sanitizing bleach solution. Just to be safe, a good rule of thumb is do NOT let Negroes get within the distance from your pool which they would travel after being hit by a car moving at 35 mph.
2. Hire Only White or Asian Servants to Clean Your Pool.
Make sure your pool area is being cleaned and maintained only by White or Asian servants. You may want to do routine DNA or ancestry tests to screen out stray Negro family history.
3. Consider Fences, Dogs, and 24-Hour Guards for Your Pool.
It's a good idea to have a fence with guards around your pool to keep the Negroes out. You know they want to swim. They are crafty and relentless. They will get into your pool area if they can. You might also consider large dogs. Negroes do not like large, vicious, barking dogs, and they will probably find another pool if yours is guarded by bare-toothed vicious dogs.
4. Just Pave Over Your Pool if You Can't Maintain It Properly.
As you can see from the above tips, it's difficult to maintain a pool properly. If there is ANY chance that your pool might be contaminated by swimming Negroes, you might as well fill in and pave over your pool. Just turn it into a patio.
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