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  • Talitha
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    Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
    Really? I thought plowing season was over?


    Most of your Landovarian women are so big they have their own zip-codes and gravitational fields! I read somewhere that the main female blood-type in Freehold was Ragu!



    To the original poster: Your choice in music is questionable. Slayer and Motley Crue are posers who can barely tune their instruments. At least Queen could actually write and play a few decent tracks although keep in mind they recently performed with George Michaels in the role of campy front-man. You think he might have taken a close look at what happened to the fellow he replaced but Je digress.

    Find yourself some nice Gregorian chant music and feel free to drop by any time you are in Rome or anywhere else there is a Catholic Church. There are tens of thousands of Priests like me, ready and happy to help young folks on their journey to Our Lord's loving arms.

    We Catholics pretty well developed western music so if you want to be one of the boys in the band there is no better Church than ours!


    Bless you, my potential titan of tinnitus
    Father Mo






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    Speaking of QUEENS......................

    Look at what the Cat just dragged in.

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  • Father Maurice Lester
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    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
    And no fat bottomed girls in Freehold!
    Really? I thought plowing season was over?


    Most of your Landovarian women are so big they have their own zip-codes and gravitational fields! I read somewhere that the main female blood-type in Freehold was Ragu!



    To the original poster: Your choice in music is questionable. Slayer and Motley Crue are posers who can barely tune their instruments. At least Queen could actually write and play a few decent tracks although keep in mind they recently performed with George Michaels in the role of campy front-man. You think he might have taken a close look at what happened to the fellow he replaced but Je digress.

    Find yourself some nice Gregorian chant music and feel free to drop by any time you are in Rome or anywhere else there is a Catholic Church. There are tens of thousands of Priests like me, ready and happy to help young folks on their journey to Our Lord's loving arms.

    We Catholics pretty well developed western music so if you want to be one of the boys in the band there is no better Church than ours!


    Bless you, my potential titan of tinnitus
    Father Mo






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  • Wide-Open
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    And no fat bottomed girls in Freehold! OK, maybe a few.

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  • Mister Brasil
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    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
    Carry on, carry on. Nothing really matters, anyone can see....Nothing really matters............ except JESUS!
    Truly, we Christians are the champions.

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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
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    Originally posted by Mister Brasil View Post
    You don't want to die? I can imagine why not. Someday, you'll wish you'd never been born at all.
    Carry on, carry on. Nothing really matters, anyone can see....Nothing really matters............ except JESUS!

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  • Mister Brasil
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    You don't want to die? I can imagine why not. Someday, you'll wish you'd never been born at all.

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  • eliot mayfield
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    I bet Satan hums we will rock you as he sticks freddy M.'s face in boiling lava.

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  • Wide-Open
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    Indeed Sister Jennny. I can see Satan smile while he sings "I want to break free-hee!"

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  • JennyD
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    Originally posted by Mr. Idiot-O View Post
    Of this awesome band called Queen? I am a huge fan of their's. I am also a fan of Motley Crue, and Slayer. What bands do you guys like?
    Are you aware that Freddie Mercury was a Hellbound sodomite who died of the AIDS, and that those who take pleasure in homosexuals will meet the same eternal fate?

    Maybe you'd prefer to listen to some Christian music, instead of Satan-glorifying Queer, or those other two spandex-wearing metal bands you mention. This is a Christian Church forum, not a Queer-Pedophile-South-Park lovefest!

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  • Lame-O
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    Have you all heard...

    Of this awesome band called Queen? I am a huge fan of their's. I am also a fan of Motley Crue, and Slayer. What bands do you guys like?
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