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Of this awesome band called Queen? I am a huge fan of their's. I am also a fan of Motley Crue, and Slayer. What bands do you guys like?
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Are you aware that Freddie Mercury was a Hellbound sodomite who died of the AIDS, and that those who take pleasure in homosexuals will meet the same eternal fate?Originally posted by Mr. Idiot-O View Post
Maybe you'd prefer to listen to some Christian music, instead of Satan-glorifying Queer, or those other two spandex-wearing metal bands you mention. This is a Christian Church forum, not a Queer-Pedophile-South-Park lovefest!
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Indeed Sister Jennny. I can see Satan smile while he sings "I want to break free-hee!"
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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I bet Satan hums we will rock you as he sticks freddy M.'s face in boiling lava.Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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You don't want to die? I can imagine why not. Someday, you'll wish you'd never been born at all.Acts 13:8 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?Comment
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Truly, we Christians are the champions.Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View PostActs 13:8 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?Comment
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And no fat bottomed girls in Freehold! OK, maybe a few.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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Really? I thought plowing season was over?Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
Most of your Landovarian women are so big they have their own zip-codes and gravitational fields! I read somewhere that the main female blood-type in Freehold was Ragu!
To the original poster: Your choice in music is questionable. Slayer and Motley Crue are posers who can barely tune their instruments. At least Queen could actually write and play a few decent tracks although keep in mind they recently performed with George Michaels in the role of campy front-man. You think he might have taken a close look at what happened to the fellow he replaced but Je digress.
Find yourself some nice Gregorian chant music and feel free to drop by any time you are in Rome or anywhere else there is a Catholic Church. There are tens of thousands of Priests like me, ready and happy to help young folks on their journey to Our Lord's loving arms.
We Catholics pretty well developed western music so if you want to be one of the boys in the band there is no better Church than ours!
Bless you, my potential titan of tinnitus
Father Mo
.A Cardinal in the making.
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Speaking of QUEENS......................Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View PostReally? I thought plowing season was over?
Most of your Landovarian women are so big they have their own zip-codes and gravitational fields! I read somewhere that the main female blood-type in Freehold was Ragu!
To the original poster: Your choice in music is questionable. Slayer and Motley Crue are posers who can barely tune their instruments. At least Queen could actually write and play a few decent tracks although keep in mind they recently performed with George Michaels in the role of campy front-man. You think he might have taken a close look at what happened to the fellow he replaced but Je digress.
Find yourself some nice Gregorian chant music and feel free to drop by any time you are in Rome or anywhere else there is a Catholic Church. There are tens of thousands of Priests like me, ready and happy to help young folks on their journey to Our Lord's loving arms.
We Catholics pretty well developed western music so if you want to be one of the boys in the band there is no better Church than ours!
Bless you, my potential titan of tinnitus
Father Mo
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Look at what the Cat just dragged in.
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being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Let's see.Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View PostMost of your Landovarian women are so big they have their own zip-codes and gravitational fields! I read somewhere that the main female blood-type in Freehold was Ragu!.
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Which one is Mo?Originally posted by Talitha View PostSpeaking of QUEENS......................
Look at what the Cat just dragged in.
They all look like 'mos to me.Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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See folks! That's how "tolerant" these papists are. Well, pall, big bottom, big bottom, talking 'bout mudflaps, my girl's goth'm. (or used to - before the gardening accident). Size-ist.Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View PostMost of your Landovarian women are so big they have their own zip-codes and gravitational fields! I read somewhere that the main female blood-type in Freehold was Ragu!
Your attack on Sister Vic is really below the belt - including the protuding layers..
Your papist ubergeneral looks really nice in his frock BTW. NOTTTT.
A German Nazi in a skirt, durr.
Queer may have had some innovative influences in unGodly music, but in the end, Fred ended up in eathernal torment, no doubt about that.
And Brian May have made his own geetars, they are still instruments of Satan
Do us a favor and find somebody to love. Like JESUS! 
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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That is rich coming from a member of a group that considers deep fried fish a religious sacrament.Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View PostReally? I thought plowing season was over?
Most of your Landovarian women are so big they have their own zip-codes and gravitational fields! I read somewhere that the main female blood-type in Freehold was Ragu!
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Thank you for defending me in my absence, Brother Wide-Open. It is very saddening to log in here to our board and see that some unsaved trash has been belittling me while I'm having lunch at the pizza buffet and can't speak up for myself.Originally posted by Wide-Open View PostSee folks! That's how "tolerant" these papists are. Well, pall, big bottom, big bottom, talking 'bout mudflaps, my girl's goth'm. (or used to - before the gardening accident). Size-ist. Your attack on Sister Vic is really below the belt - including the protuding layers.. Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
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