[Virginia Day Templeton]

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HE Will Rock You!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Ok, I completely understand. No problem! I just hope I can prove myself to you guys. God bless you all!

From what I've seen in the last few posts of yours, I'd guess you're on the fast-track to Quarantine.

The good Lord gave you two eyes, two ears, and one mouth. Try using them in proportion . . . take in 4 times as much as you spit out.

Get a feel for who Christians actually are (hint: NOT CATHOLICS), and who WE are, and why WE are here; then you might be able to join in intelligent conversation instead of spewing forth ridiculous and useless commentary about prostitutes.

[Lame-O]

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Ok, I completely understand. No problem! I just hope I can prove myself to you guys. God bless you all!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Pardon me guys, but could someone change my name back. Thanks!

This one suits you so well.

I'm sure the Pastors will consider a new name (one not inspired by South Park) when you consistently demonstrate your ability to contribute something worthwhile to discussion on this Godly Christian Church forum, instead of your juvenile God-mockery and perverse obsession with spandex-clad crossdressing sodomite "musicians".

Until then, bear in mind your rights on this forum: CLICK HERE FOR DETAILED EXPLANATION.

[Lame-O]

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Pardon me guys, but could someone change my name back. Thanks!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I`ll agree with you on Queen, they were awesome live, under pressure being a favourite of mine. Some of the so-called christian music is so depressing, you would some one had passed away, thankfully that is changing, they even have christian rock bands. Christian music should uplifting, inspiring about the love and grace of God.

It should also include warnings about what happens to nonbelievers who take away from or add to the Word of God:

Revelation 22

18 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:

19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

You know, the way you do, God-mocker.

They could have a wonderful song about Joel Osteen, for example, who denies that most people will go to Hell and claims that Jesus loves everyone, even those who hate Him enough to make up their own version to worship instead.

You know, the way you do, God-mocker.

[s@ul77]

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I`ll agree with you on Queen, they were awesome live, under pressure being a favourite of mine. Some of the so-called christian music is so depressing, you would some one had passed away, thankfully that is changing, they even have christian rock bands. Christian music should uplifting, inspiring about the love and grace of God.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Pardon me bretherans, I can't think of a better song while reading the Bible then Raining Blood. It helps visualize God's hate towards the fags. Freddie Mercury actually wasn't a Christian, and didn't believe in Hell. So he is not going there. He does however, have the greatest voice I have ever heard.

Pal, the scalding lake of fire is chock full of surprised heathens who "didn't believe in hell."

Jesus isn't fooled. He has a list you see, and you'd better believe He's checking it twice.

Revelation 20:14-15
And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

[Ebenezer Wright]

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Pardon me bretherans, I can't think of a better song while reading the Bible then Raining Blood. It helps visualize God's hate towards the fags. Freddie Mercury actually wasn't a Christian, and didn't believe in Hell. So he is not going there. He does however, have the greatest voice I have ever heard.

Sounds to me like your not interested in the Bible, so you play loud obnoxious music and pretend to read. I read my Bible hourly in an empty closet with a single light bulb, I don't want any distractions.

The Lord does not need you headbanging and listening to bloody crap, He needs you focusing on Him!

[Lame-O]

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Pardon me bretherans, I can't think of a better song while reading the Bible then Raining Blood. It helps visualize God's hate towards the fags. Freddie Mercury actually wasn't a Christian, and didn't believe in Hell. So he is not going there. He does however, have the greatest voice I have ever heard.

[VictoryOS]

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See folks! That's how "tolerant" these papists are. Well, pall, big bottom, big bottom, talking 'bout mudflaps, my girl's goth'm. (or used to - before the gardening accident). Size-ist. Your attack on Sister Vic is really below the belt - including the protuding layers..

Thank you for defending me in my absence, Brother Wide-Open. It is very saddening to log in here to our board and see that some unsaved trash has been belittling me while I'm having lunch at the pizza buffet and can't speak up for myself.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Really? I thought plowing season was over?


Most of your Landovarian women are so big they have their own zip-codes and gravitational fields! I read somewhere that the main female blood-type in Freehold was Ragu!

That is rich coming from a member of a group that considers deep fried fish a religious sacrament.

[Wide-Open]

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Most of your Landovarian women are so big they have their own zip-codes and gravitational fields! I read somewhere that the main female blood-type in Freehold was Ragu!

See folks! That's how "tolerant" these papists are. Well, pall, big bottom, big bottom, talking 'bout mudflaps, my girl's goth'm. (or used to - before the gardening accident). Size-ist. Your attack on Sister Vic is really below the belt - including the protuding layers..

Your papist ubergeneral looks really nice in his frock BTW. NOTTTT. A German Nazi in a skirt, durr.

Queer may have had some innovative influences in unGodly music, but in the end, Fred ended up in eathernal torment, no doubt about that. And Brian May have made his own geetars, they are still instruments of Satan
Do us a favor and find somebody to love. Like JESUS!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Speaking of QUEENS......................

Look at what the Cat just dragged in.

Which one is Mo?



They all look like 'mos to me.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Most of your Landovarian women are so big they have their own zip-codes and gravitational fields! I read somewhere that the main female blood-type in Freehold was Ragu!.

Let's see.

Fig. 1. A True Christian™ sister.



Fig. 2. One of the great beauties of the Roman institution.