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  • Remy Lebeau
    LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
    President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
    Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2058

    #61
    Re: Sister Mary Maria discusses theology with a Swede

    Originally posted by Samjack View Post
    Remy Lebeau.
    I do not worship anyone...
    as i said, Satan is just another face of your God.

    No, Satan is your father.

    "Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it." - John 8:44


    And how do you plan to fight us? Bomb every country where atheists live? you would have to bomb your own cities, your own apartment buildings, maybe even your own homes...

    There are no unsaved trash in my home. Besides, it will be Armageddon. It won't matter if our own cities burn as well. Those who are in the Right Hand of Jesus will reach paradise. Those like you, on the Left, will burn in Hell.

    We are everywhere, and if you come knocking and try to drag me out on the streets, i will defend myself. If you make the eternal conflict physical, people will defend themselves...
    Oh, now you only wish to defend yourselves? Before you said you wanted a war. Hypocrite. First you say you will "fight" with logic, love, and enlightenment. Now you claim you wish to spill the blood of True Christians everywhere; man, woman, and child.
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    • Samjack
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      • Aug 2008
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      #62
      Re: Sister Mary Maria discusses theology with a Swede

      Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
      Oh, now you only wish to defend yourselves? Before you said you wanted a war. Hypocrite. First you say you will "fight" with logic, love, and enlightenment. Now you claim you wish to spill the blood of True Christians everywhere; man, woman, and child.
      No, i said i will defend myself with appropriate force against any man, woman or child who personally attacks me. I will not start any fights, i will not use any more violence than necessary. I will not spill blood, i will try my very best not to kill whoever is stupid enough to assault me. And even if i were to die, the perpetrator do not stand over the laws of man. The perpetrator will be persecuted to the full extent of the law. That is, if The perpetrator do not succeed in claiming insanity, which is very likely...

      As for the "battle" i was mentioning, it is already happening all around us.

      If i fail in convincing anyone of my beliefs, i will ignore them, and let them go on their way.

      And about the Armageddon.
      If you remember, you were talking about bombs and tanks, not hellfire.
      You said that your armies would crush us, not God...
      Armageddon is a myth, a way to stress us in under his rule. A false deadline, if you wish.

      Also, you have yet to explain were you will find the previously mentioned armies...
      I have nothing to fear from a gun-tooting man half a world away...

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      • Roberta
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        • Jan 2008
        • 1817

        #63
        Re: Sister Mary Maria discusses theology with a Swede

        I will be the first to admit that I know very little about Sweden. All I have ever heard is that Swedes are generally stupid louts who build substandard autos because they are alway absolutely drunk on vodka. Volvo and Saab were in such financial distress that they were overtaken by US corporations.

        It also seems that the Swedes are the brunt of most Scandinavian jokes:
        Suomalainen ruotsalainen ja norjalainen haaksirikkoituivat pienelle saarelle. Saarella asui ihmisssyöjäheimo, jonka vangeiksi kaverukset joutuivat. Ihmissyöjät antoivat heille kullekin viimeisen toivomuksen. Ensin kysyttiin Norjalaiselta. Norjalainen halusi nähdä vielä kerran vaimonsa. Vaimo haettiin norjalaiselle. Vaimonsa nähtyään norjalainen syötiin ja hänen nahastaan tehtiin kanootti. Suomalainen tahtoi vetää yhden sätkän. Suomalaiselle hommattiin sätkä. Sen poltettuaan suomalainen syötiin ja hänen nahastaan tehtiin kanootti. Kun tuli ruotsalaisen vuoro, hän tahtoi haarukan. Ruotsalainen alkoi tökkiä itseensä reikiä haarukalla, ja huusi: MINUSTAHAN EI KANOOTTIA TEHDÄ!

        Swedish men are predisposed to homosexuality and visit Christian churches to monitor what pastors are saying. I heard that a clergyman was actually jailed for denouncing queers. Is this true?

        Swedish women are so smitten with jungle fever that they dress like street walkers and parade lustfully before your immigrants. Negers and moslems continually rape them but this is apparently what the women are looking for.

        Read this: Swedish Welfare State Collapses as Immigrants Wage War

        If Sweden is indeed such a wicked and vile land then why are you on this site attacking LBC, Lovey? Set aside your lust for the male posterior and pray to Jesus for forgiveness. You might also want to consider transplanting yourself to the Godly USA. Are you single?
        Come climb my mountains.

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        • Remy Lebeau
          LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
          President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
          Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2058

          #64
          Re: Sister Mary Maria discusses theology with a Swede

          Originally posted by Samjack View Post
          No, i said i will defend myself with appropriate force against any man, woman or child who personally attacks me. I will not start any fights, i will not use any more violence than necessary. I will not spill blood, i will try my very best not to kill whoever is stupid enough to assault me.

          "Stupid enough to assault you"? Looky here, folks!! We got ourselves a regular Rambo here!!! Watch out!! He knows Swedish Kung Fu!!!

          And even if i were to die, the perpetrator do not stand over the laws of man. The perpetrator will be persecuted to the full extent of the law. That is, if The perpetrator do not succeed in claiming insanity, which is very likely...

          No, when Christ's Law is returned to the people it will be perfectly legal to slay unbelievers.

          As for the "battle" i was mentioning, it is already happening all around us.

          Looks like we're winning.

          If i fail in convincing anyone of my beliefs, i will ignore them, and let them go on their way.

          And about the Armageddon.
          If you remember, you were talking about bombs and tanks, not hellfire.
          You said that your armies would crush us, not God...
          Armageddon is a myth, a way to stress us in under his rule. A false deadline, if you wish.

          Maybe you should read the book of Revelations and educate yourself on the End Times.

          Also, you have yet to explain were you will find the previously mentioned armies...
          I have nothing to fear from a gun-tooting man half a world away...
          Neither did Saddam Hussien.

          It's not like Sweden could even defend itself. I'm surprised the French haven't invaded your pitiful excuse for a country.
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          • Samjack
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            • Aug 2008
            • 33

            #65
            Re: Sister Mary Maria discusses theology with a Swede

            Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
            Neither did Saddam Hussien.

            It's not like Sweden could even defend itself. I'm surprised the French haven't invaded your pitiful excuse for a country.
            Actually, i meant that it would be stupid to attack me as it is ILLEGAL!
            Sure, you might very well kill me, but at the moment there are laws against it...

            And why would anyone i power want to bring back christian law?
            You seem to forget that most people with power worship nothing more than the american dollar...

            Also, once againg, where would you find an army willing to attack us?
            We do not have all that many natural recources, we do not oppress human rights, we do not house any terroris organisations, we are mainly harmless.
            Iraq were attacked for purely economic reasons, and it was justified by a terrorist attck that had nothing to do with the land in question.


            and Roberta.
            Most scandinavian countryes joke about eachother. for example:
            Norwegian people joke about swedes, danish and finnish people, while the swedes joke about norwegian, finnish and danish people.

            We have excelent education, and we do not have to lower our test standards to allow our students to pass, as other countries i could mention.

            And why would anyone want to move to the united states? A place were people actually have to pay for healthcare, where anyone are allowed to carry guns, and the meaning of democracy have been so diluted people have no real power over their politicans...

            Also, did you notice that both of your examples comes from a man called fjordman, a National Socialist, a nazist. he is known in scandinavia for his sensationalistic claims and poor research.
            Sure, those girls were raped, there are rapists of all nationalities in the world.
            And i don't see that many swedish women "dressing as streetwalkers" around here. Most of them do have poor taste, as do most people, but i cannot say that they could be described as whores...

            There are also many immigrants who are subject to violence and fear going out at night because of people like him. Those who break the laws will be jailed, no matter which god they worship, or the color of their skin...

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78551

              #66
              Re: Sister Mary Maria discusses theology with a Swede

              Originally posted by Samjack View Post



              We have excelent education, and we do not have to lower our test standards to allow our students to pass, as other countries i could mention....
              That has to be the funniest post ever.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • Samjack
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                • Aug 2008
                • 33

                #67
                Re: Sister Mary Maria discusses theology with a Swede

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                That has to be the funniest post ever.
                It is common knowledge that the american educational system is severely flawed...

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78551

                  #68
                  Re: Sister Mary Maria discusses theology with a Swede

                  Originally posted by Samjack View Post
                  It is common knowledge that the american educational system is severely flawed...
                  And you're here to tell us about how excellent your viking education system is, right?

                  You can't even spell! You don't have a clue about grammar, spelling or proper capitalization! How old are you boy?

                  The only reason schools have gone into the crapper in America is because the joos took prayer out of school and force our children to study evilution! Well I've got news for them: My grandfather wasn't a gorilla!

                  True Christians™ tend to keep their children home for schooling. I was home schooled, and I had the Holy Bible memorized from cover to cover by the age of 7! Can you say that?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Samjack
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                    • Aug 2008
                    • 33

                    #69
                    Re: Sister Mary Maria discusses theology with a Swede

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    And you're here to tell us about how excellent your viking education system is, right?

                    You can't even spell! You don't have a clue about grammar, spelling or proper capitalization! How old are you boy?

                    The only reason schools have gone into the crapper in America is because the joos took prayer out of school and force our children to study evilution! Well I've got news for them: My grandfather wasn't a gorilla!

                    True Christians™ tend to keep their children home for schooling. I was home schooled, and I had the Holy Bible memorized from cover to cover by the age of 7! Can you say that?
                    How many times do i have to tell you, you ignorant fool, that i cannot help that your language have highly illogical grammar and that it is not my native language.
                    until you have proven to me your own linguistical skill by learning a second language, you have no say in the matter...

                    i read fluently at the age of six, but my parents did not brainwash me by telling me storybooks were true...

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78551

                      #70
                      Re: Sister Mary Maria discusses theology with a Swede

                      Originally posted by Samjack View Post
                      How many times do i have to tell you, you ignorant fool, that i cannot help that your language have highly illogical grammar and that it is not my native language.
                      until you have proven to me your own linguistical skill by learning a second language, you have no say in the matter...

                      i read fluently at the age of six, but my parents did not brainwash me by telling me storybooks were true...
                      Watch your mouth nancyboy. You can be booted out of here at any moment. Show some respect to your betters!

                      Use proper punctuation when posting, or don't bother. We are not here to listen to you blaspheme like a retard.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Samjack
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                        • Aug 2008
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                        #71
                        Re: Sister Mary Maria discusses theology with a Swede

                        If you patronize me, how can you claim to be my better?
                        Once again you avoid the subject of your own education...
                        Also, why don't you kick me out? You would rid yourself of me, but on the other hand it would make you look quite pathetic yourself.

                        Remember, untill you learn to write half as good as this in a second language, none of your accusations about my writing are valid...

                        Jag måste säga att jag beundrar dig. För ett ögonblick trodde jag faktisk att du var seriös, men sedan insåg jag den här sidans genialitet.
                        Det här diskussionen har varit väldigt underhållande, och jag berömmer dig för din förmåga att att stanna i karaktär. Ni är alla väldigt underhållande människor. Tack.

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                        • Talitha
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                          #72
                          Re: Sister Mary Maria discusses theology with a Swede

                          Originally posted by Samjack View Post

                          Jag måste säga att jag beundrar dig. För ett ögonblick trodde jag faktisk att du var seriös, men sedan insåg jag den här sidans genialitet.
                          Det här diskussionen har varit väldigt underhållande, och jag berömmer dig för din förmåga att att stanna i karaktär. Ni är alla väldigt underhållande människor. Tack.
                          You just got Infractionized for that last gobbledy-gook.

                          I'm sure one of the Brothers will translate.

                          Sister Talitha

                          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                          • Samjack
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                            • Aug 2008
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                            #73
                            Re: Sister Mary Maria discusses theology with a Swede

                            Your bible says that we were given different languages so that we would not try to rival him.
                            So why are you hateful when i go with his wishes and write so that you cannot understand me, but not when i go against his plan and write in your language?

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78551

                              #74
                              Re: Sister Mary Maria discusses theology with a Swede

                              Originally posted by Samjack View Post
                              Your bible says that we were given different languages so that we would not try to rival him.
                              So why are you hateful when i go with his wishes and write so that you cannot understand me, but not when i go against his plan and write in your language?
                              Quote the scripture, Sven. Don't try and lie about God's Holy Word to us.

                              And why is a God-hating monkey-worshiping atheist worried over what the Bible might say anyway?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Samjack
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                                • Aug 2008
                                • 33

                                #75
                                Re: Sister Mary Maria discusses theology with a Swede

                                I am afraid that i am not sure which part of the scripture it is that tell about the tower of Babel.
                                and no, i were not worried about what the bible say, i just made a comment on your hypocrisy...

                                Hur kommer man på en sådan här idé egentligen?
                                det är fan genialt...

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