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  • Capt. Aaron Portway
    One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
    Salvation from Above
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    True Christian™
    • Sep 2008
    • 6309
    #1

    Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

    In anticipation of our future Vice President's first grandbastard, we here at Landover should show our support and help pick out a name for the little illegitimate bundle of joy. Here are my first suggestions. I stuck to a theme, just for fun. Praise!

    1. Algee Pronounced AL-jee Short for Algebra. After all, her retard
    Uncle Trig, who will only be about eighteen months her senior, seems to be named after trigonometry.

    2. Calc Pronounced KALK Short for Calculus

    3. Dif Short for differential equations

    4. Nonlin Short for nonlinear equations
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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996
      #2
      Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

      I like "Hellbound Bastard Palin" myself.

      How about "Fornicatia" if it's a girl, and "Bastardo" if it's a boy?
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        • Brother Guy Bayard
          Anvil of the Antipodes
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2007
          • 1271
          #3
          Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

          How about "Begotten" (Miss Begotten Palin!!)
          and 'Mongrel' if its a boy...
          The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
          Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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            • Justina Thyme
              Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2007
              • 1718
              #4
              Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

              Lothar--an anagram of HARLOT.
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                • Capt. Aaron Portway
                  One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                  Salvation from Above
                  God's Favorite Pilot™
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 6309
                  #5
                  Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

                  I've got a couple more:

                  Slatterina if she is a little girl bastard

                  and

                  Trampeo if it's a little boy bastard
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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748
                      #6
                      Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

                      I like Calc. It fits with the rest of them Palins.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • JennyD
                          Honorary True Christian™
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                          • Dec 2007
                          • 9567
                          #7
                          Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

                          How about Tology? Or maybe Drome?

                          It'd make for interesting roll call time.

                          "Palin, Tology?" "Here."

                          or "Palin, Drome?" "He's out today, Miss Dennick."

                          If it's a girl, there's always Heaven. Because her grandma has one, even if she (being a bastardess) won't:

                          "Palin, Heaven"
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                            • Brother Guy Bayard
                              Anvil of the Antipodes
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2007
                              • 1271
                              #8
                              Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

                              LedZep Palin?
                              The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                              Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                                • Roberta
                                  Anti La Leche League Organizer
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Jan 2008
                                  • 1817
                                  #9
                                  Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

                                  Whatever the name is, it needs to contain at least one Q and an apostrophe.
                                  Come climb my mountains.

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                                    • Brother Guy Bayard
                                      Anvil of the Antipodes
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Jul 2007
                                      • 1271
                                      #10
                                      Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

                                      The Childs last name will be Johnston, not Palin, so I'll have to start over again...sheesh...
                                      The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                                      Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                                        • Brother Guy Bayard
                                          Anvil of the Antipodes
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Jul 2007
                                          • 1271
                                          #11
                                          Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

                                          Originally posted by Brother Guy View Post
                                          The Childs last name will be Johnston, not Palin, so I'll have to start over again...sheesh...
                                          Tragique' Johnston?
                                          The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                                          Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                                            • eliot mayfield
                                              God Squad
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 9324
                                              #12
                                              Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

                                              mymiawhore
                                              Matthew:
                                              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                                • SUV
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                                                  Have at it, anytime!
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 11027
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

                                                  I pick "Peter." It's a good Biblical Name, and, as an un$avED "woman" I knew said after naming her Child, "That's where he came from!"

                                                  But I've been wondering why Mrs Sarah calls her reetard Baby "Trig." Did she mean "Tris," as in "Trisomy?"

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                                                    • Capt. Aaron Portway
                                                      One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                                                      Salvation from Above
                                                      God's Favorite Pilot™
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • Sep 2008
                                                      • 6309
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

                                                      Originally posted by SUV View Post
                                                      I pick "Peter." It's a good Biblical Name, and, as an un$avED "woman" I knew said after naming her Child, "That's where he came from!"

                                                      But I've been wondering why Mrs Sarah calls her reetard Baby "Trig." Did she mean "Tris," as in "Trisomy?"

                                                      Is his middle name "21" I wonder?
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                                                        • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                                          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
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                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                          • 15708
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

                                                          Squirt..... as in Daddy's little Squirt.

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