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  • Capt. Aaron Portway
    One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
    Salvation from Above
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    • Sep 2008
    • 6309

    #46
    Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

    Trig, Alge, Calc, Dif, Nonlin

    You are telling me those don't go together?

    I should have also suggested the following:

    Geom, Div, Multi, Disc
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    • SUV
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      Have at it, anytime!
      • Sep 2006
      • 11027

      #47
      Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

      Originally posted by bucket of spit View Post
      So you named your child after a vegetable? Or a crop-destroying insect?
      So she who uses an avatar of the scabies mite accuses Sister Thumper of insecticism

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      • Old Iron Crotch
        SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
        • May 2007
        • 3056

        #48
        Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

        Originally posted by SUV View Post
        So she who uses an avatar of the scabies mite accuses Sister Thumper of insecticism

        It's not an insect - it's a dancing Shiva
        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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        • Brother Guy Bayard
          Anvil of the Antipodes
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2007
          • 1271

          #49
          Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

          Originally posted by bucket of spit View Post
          It's not an insect - it's a dancing Shiva
          Congartulations on derailing another thread.
          The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
          Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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          • Remy Lebeau
            LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
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            • Sep 2006
            • 2058

            #50
            Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

            Originally posted by bucket of spit View Post
            I could have had childern when I was younger if I had wanted to, but I didn't want to. And my husband most certainly does not have a vagina.
            I was trying to be nice. Fine, he has a rectum that is frequently penetrated by your over-sized clitoris. No so-called man that allows his feminazi "wife" to clitoris rape them can be said to have a tallywhacker.

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            • Brother Temperance
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              • Sep 2006
              • 15621

              #51
              Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

              Originally posted by bucket of spit View Post
              So you named your child after a vegetable? Or a crop-destroying insect?
              Beats being named after a bucket of spit.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • Eugene Hackwith
                Farmer for Christ™
                True Christian™
                • Jan 2008
                • 736

                #52
                Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

                Well, Bristol was obviously named after a NASCAR track, so why not name the baby after the world's greatest superspeedways--Talladega if it's a girl, Daytona if it's a boy!
                A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

                Psalm 139:19-20
                Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
                For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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                • Roberta
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                  • Jan 2008
                  • 1817

                  #53
                  Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

                  I heard she was named after the cream sherry that Sarah kinda drank too much of?
                  Come climb my mountains.

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                  • Brother Guy Bayard
                    Anvil of the Antipodes
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 1271

                    #54
                    Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

                    Originally posted by Eugene Hackwith View Post
                    Well, Bristol was obviously named after a NASCAR track, so why not name the baby after the world's greatest superspeedways--Talladega if it's a girl, Daytona if it's a boy!
                    If its a boy how about Dale Earnhardt Jr. Johnston
                    The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                    Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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