[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

Squirt..... as in Daddy's little Squirt.

Is that why you named your son after a blood-sucking, disease-carrying insect?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

If it's a boy, maybe Bear Johnson would work.

It'd encourage him to grow up big and manly, AND relate to Mommy's Godly sporting hobby of shooting polar bears from helicopters.

Nah- he'd just end up hanging out in Zeke's basement with the other "bears".

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

Nah- he'd just end up hanging out in Zeke's basement with the other "bears".

As Jenny said, he'd grow up big and manly. How does what you said contradict that?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

As Jenny said, he'd grow up big and manly. How does what you said contradict that?

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[Roberta]

Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

Thanks, again, for totally derailing a thread and waisting Godly bandwidth with a lot of useless information about butt shaggers. A link would have been sufficient.

Too bad the hurricane didn't knock down your power lines.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

Is that why you named your son after a blood-sucking, disease-carrying insect?

Tate (my Tater bug) is NOT a blood sucking insect and you best NOT be talking about Momma G's boy!

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

Tate (my Tater bug) is NOT a blood sucking insect and you best NOT be talking about Momma G's boy!

She is just angry that she can't spawn a little "crawls withouth joy" on account of her husband having a vagina.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

Assuming the loving couple gets a divorce right after the election (as we expect that Levi Johnston to want to do), maybe the mischievous child will keep his mother's name. Then he can be Imp Palin, and grow up to be just like Grandma!

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

How about 'Zipper' or 'Buttons' Johnston as a reminder to both parents that THEY SHOULD HAVE KEPT THEIRS DONE UP!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

Tate (my Tater bug) is NOT a blood sucking insect and you best NOT be talking about Momma G's boy!

So you named your child after a vegetable? Or a crop-destroying insect?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

She is just angry that she can't spawn a little "crawls withouth joy" on account of her husband having a vagina.

I could have had childern when I was younger if I had wanted to, but I didn't want to. And my husband most certainly does not have a vagina.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

I could have had childern when I was younger if I had wanted to, but I didn't want to. And my husband most certainly does not have a vagina.

You have posting been here much longer than I. I cannot even imagine why you have not been banned. But why must you stomp into so MANY threads that have nothing to do with you?

I started this thread to help pick a name for the little Palin/Johnston bastard. And here you are talking about your post-op FtoM transexual husband! DISGUSTING!!!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

You have posting been here much longer than I. I cannot even imagine why you have not been banned. But why must you stomp into so MANY threads that have nothing to do with you?

I started this thread to help pick a name for the little Palin/Johnston bastard. And here you are talking about your post-op FtoM transexual husband! DISGUSTING!!!

He has always been male down to his XY chromosomes, just as I have always been female down to my XX chromosomes.
And it's not like you were looking for serious names anyway.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

He has always been male down to his XY chromosomes, just as I have always been female down to my XX chromosomes.

Then why did you say he used to have a vagina!?!

And it's not like you were looking for serious names anyway.

I beg your pardon? The names I picked were right in line with the Palin children's names. Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, & the lil' retard Trig. I think Alge, Calc, Dif, & Nonlin sound perfect up next to those!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

Then why did you say he used to have a vagina!?!

I never said that. Rheumy BeLeau said that.

I beg your pardon? The names I picked were right in line with the Palin children's names. Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, & the lil' retard Trig. I think Alge, Calc, Dif, & Nonlin sound perfect up next to those!

Sure you do.