Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

[Roberta]

Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

Whatever the name is, it needs to contain at least one Q and an apostrophe.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

LedZep Palin?

[JennyD]

Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

How about Tology? Or maybe Drome?

It'd make for interesting roll call time.

"Palin, Tology?" "Here."

or "Palin, Drome?" "He's out today, Miss Dennick."

If it's a girl, there's always Heaven. Because her grandma has one, even if she (being a bastardess) won't:

"Palin, Heaven"

[Nobar King]

Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

I like Calc. It fits with the rest of them Palins.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

I've got a couple more:

Slatterina if she is a little girl bastard

and

Trampeo if it's a little boy bastard

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

Lothar--an anagram of HARLOT.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

How about "Begotten" (Miss Begotten Palin!!)
and 'Mongrel' if its a boy...

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Bristol's Baby - Let's Help Pick a Name!

I like "Hellbound Bastard Palin" myself.

How about "Fornicatia" if it's a girl, and "Bastardo" if it's a boy?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

In anticipation of our future Vice President's first grandbastard, we here at Landover should show our support and help pick out a name for the little illegitimate bundle of joy. Here are my first suggestions. I stuck to a theme, just for fun. Praise!

1. Algee Pronounced AL-jee Short for Algebra. After all, her retard
Uncle Trig, who will only be about eighteen months her senior, seems to be named after trigonometry.

2. Calc Pronounced KALK Short for Calculus

3. Dif Short for differential equations

4. Nonlin Short for nonlinear equations