[Poetic Peter]

Re: Women's Ways




aptly titled

[SUV]

Re: Women's Ways

I have a Headache much as He probably did

SUV

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Women's Ways

I have a Headache much as He probably did

SUV

Read something light and interesting.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Women's Ways

Yes, I am so envious that I don't get to give birth and bleed from my genitalia every month. I believe, as ever, GOD put it best:
Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

We don't have to give birth either if we don't want to. Women can be sterilized in more ways than one. As to the bleeding thing, I bet you couldn't bleed for 5 days without dying, could you?
And I soooo envy <insert sarcasm> having a messy appendage that you have to hold when you want to take a leak, not to mention waking up with messy sheets when you have a really nice dream, not to mention everyone being able to tell if you find someone really attractive in public.....need I go on?
The only good thing about those things for you guys is your ability to take a leak in a bottle or a pot plant in an emergency.

Of course, being a vile hater of God, you may prefer this secular source. Either way, they have essentially the same message for the weaker sex: OWNED.

That's society's fault. Groups like the ACLU are working on that one.

[TwinkBoy]

Re: Women's Ways

We don't have to give birth either if we don't want to. Women can be sterilized in more ways than one. As to the bleeding thing, I bet you couldn't bleed for 5 days without dying, could you?
And I soooo envy <insert sarcasm> having a messy appendage that you have to hold when you want to take a leak, not to mention waking up with messy sheets when you have a really nice dream, not to mention everyone being able to tell if you find someone really attractive in public.....need I go on?
The only good thing about those things for you guys is your ability to take a leak in a bottle or a pot plant in an emergency.


That's society's fault. Groups like the ACLU are working on that one.

Hi guys & gals!!

Boy...gheeezzz...Rachael girl you really are letting them have it. LOL.

YOU GO GIRL!

However, there ARE a few things you forgot to mention BUT, "in the name of God almighty", I will REFRAME from mentioning them in public.

See guys...I CAN be nice and sophisticated. Ohhhh and I can be SWEETttt...really sweet....as well.

Chow,
Twink


"LOVE IS ALWAYS BLIND."

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Women's Ways

"MY GOD HE IS ANNOYING"

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Women's Ways

Honoring Aimee Semple McPherson

H.L. Menken in 1930 reviewed in tandem, two related biographies;
that of the then-late self-strangling prancer, Isadora Duncan,
and Aimee, the trend-setting-first-female Radiovangelist.

An excerpt:

These books prove anew what was long ago observed by sagacious men: that only a shadow separates angel from devil, devotée from damned. A trivial accident in youth might have turned La Duncan into a McPherson, and another might have saved La McPherson from the pulpit and set her loose upon the stage.

Superficially, to be sure, they differ enormously. La Duncan (posthumously, alas!) devotes a large part of her volume to shameless bragging about her drabbing; La McPherson (still alive, glory to God!) devotes at least a third of hers to prove that she is chaste. But all that is only on the surface: deep down the two gals are tremendously alike. Both are mystics, and hear strange voices over the sky-rim. Both, disdaining money, come eventually to the lush, voluptuous material success of movie queens. And both have sad hearts, and reach out wistfully for something that never was on land or sea.

Once, detained in Los Angeles by literary business, I permitted one of Aimee's fans, a man named Brother Quirk, to lure me to her basilica, the Angelus Temple.

Her sacerdotal smile was as wide as a bath-towel, but it took no more than ten or fifteen minutes for me to note that it was really only a smirk.

Underneath it I detected a great sadness.

The lady, indeed, was so tragic that she made me uncomfortable, hardened though I was to the grinning masks of Hollywood.

I hope no one will accuse me of impertinence when I venture the guess that there was nothing she longed for more earnestly,
on that melancholy Sunday afternoon, than a pair of strong male arms around her neck and the pillow of a heaving, piliferous chest.

Not even the sudden conversion and baptism of Quirk himself would have done her more good.

[TwinkBoy]

Re: Women's Ways

Peta, Peta, Peta love...now, now, now...tis, tis...you've must admit I've "spiced" things up a bit haven't I? I mean, come on, aren't you suppose to be trying to "save my rotting, hell-bound soul"? Well...get to it love....

Love & Light,
Twink

[lilith]

Re: Women's Ways

We don't have to give birth either if we don't want to. Women can be sterilized in more ways than one. As to the bleeding thing, I bet you couldn't bleed for 5 days without dying, could you?
And I soooo envy <insert sarcasm> having a messy appendage that you have to hold when you want to take a leak, not to mention waking up with messy sheets when you have a really nice dream, not to mention everyone being able to tell if you find someone really attractive in public.....need I go on?
The only good thing about those things for you guys is your ability to take a leak in a bottle or a pot plant in an emergency.


That's society's fault. Groups like the ACLU are working on that one.

*

*I think you'll find Lorena Bobbitt has too.

AND it's truly amazing,the things being in possession of a Willy entitles you to:
Women are about HALF the world's population.
Perform nearly TWO THIRDS of the world's work.
Receive ONE TENTH of the world's income.
Own less than ONE HUNDREDTH of the world's wealth.

Apparently having a Willy means you get to be a greedy slacker,lording it over others.

[Brother Love]

Re: Women's Ways

Peta, Peta, Peta love...now, now, now...tis, tis...you've must admit I've "spiced" things up a bit haven't I? I mean, come on, aren't you suppose to be trying to "save my rotting, hell-bound soul"? Well...get to it love....

Love & Light,
Twink

Be silent you crawlin' ABOMINATION!! And YES we is prayin' the Lord SAVES your HEATHEN HELL-BOUND SOUL (if ya even still has one that is!).

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Women's Ways

*

*I think you'll find Lorena Bobbitt has too.

AND it's truly amazing,the things being in possession of a Willy entitles you to:
Women are about HALF the world's population.
Perform nearly TWO THIRDS of the world's work.
Receive ONE TENTH of the world's income.
Own less than ONE HUNDREDTH of the world's wealth.

Apparently having a Willy means you get to be a greedy slacker,lording it over others.

As horrible to admit as it is, it's all true. But even so, I'm still glad to be female. No amount of money in the world would make me want to be a man.

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Women's Ways

As horrible to admit as it is, it's all true. But even so, I'm still glad to be female.
No amount of money in the world would make me want to be a man.

Good! I'm heartened that the lesson of that Cashier woman has taken some root in your now-perceived heart.

______________

"MY GOD HE IS ANNOYING"

Peta, Peta, Peta love...now, now, now...tis, tis...you've must admit I've "spiced" things up a bit haven't I?

NO, you are only derailing the thread. Pardon my lack of "humor" now?
You ain't a man you ain't a woman you ain't a Christian
you ain't nothin' but a pimple on a boil on a cyst of a fist-
ula in a tumor swellin' satan's scrotum; thus you do appear.

This is about Women's Ways, not about Twinkydink's twizzler.






sermon excerpt, 1939

I notice those who don't believe in uniting with a church or organization.
I notice ya'll use electric lights - that's organized!
If it wasn't, you'd be electrocuted.

I know Dr. Knight's always warning me, "Don't put your hands on the microphone!"

It does something or other to the people listening in, it spoils the reception.

Now, just a few minutes ago I was reminded of it.
I don't know whether he realized it,
I took a hold of the microphone and of my electric light here at the same time.
I felt a little shock! Not very strong, but a little one. And I haven't put my hands on it since.
I think it's a good way to break me of it.

My Lord, put our task on us so that we'll feel a shock
of the Spirit of God going through us!
I know God has called me to send His gospel out,
and He wants you to help me. And we're going to do it...
http://womenshistory.about.com/gi/dy...D20s/aimee.htm

Five years later, sleepless, in nervous strain, she overdosed on sedatives and

Women are not mentally equipped to preach nor teach.
It's not natural nor safe for the gentle sex to exhort





more than about how to best bake pies.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Women's Ways

It's not natural nor safe for the gentle sex to exhort

more than about how to best bake pies.

Didn't that Julia Child drink herself into oblivion?

And Martha Stewart, baked herself right into jail.

Might be even exhoration regarding confection is too great an exertion.

[TwinkBoy]

Re: Women's Ways

OHhhh come on PO PETER....I'm just having a little bit of fun

Besides....sigh....what's a "girl" to do????

I mean reallYyyy....a cyst on "satan's scrotum".....?

Besides, Rocky's out working this evening and I'm all alone at homey home. And the other "girls" are busy with this Christmas, yule tide business and the sorts

And all this business about women not being bright enough to preach and teach. What's all that sexism about anyway Po Peter? And you think all they can do is bake pies....gheeezzzz...I mean...REALLY Po Peter do your REALLY think that? And OYK's following along right behind you like a poor lost puppy (sweet thing...ahhhhh...sigh, sigh).

Oh well...it's about time for this "workin' girl" to get to bed because I've got a VERY busy day tomorrow. SOoooo Praise the Lard! Nighty Night boys and girls and "girls" (wink, wink)

Love & Light,
Twink

PS--
Po Peter I've been meaning to ask you, is that a slight goatee on your chin or is it some sort of "growth"? I mean...really...you should have it removed perhaps. But don't get me wrong as I just think without it you'd be a verYyyy nice looking "gentle"man......sighhhhhh

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Women's Ways

Didn't that Julia Child drink herself into oblivion?

And Martha Stewart, baked herself right into jail.

Might be even exhoration regarding confection is too great an exertion.

You have a parable in verse going on there. Hmmm~

OK, Women, go on, exhort
about your confections
so long as exertions
exact no extortions
on soul--you'd end broken
or flattened
as fallen souffles.

Didn't that Julia Child drink herself into oblivion?

Took her own sweet time doing it.