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  • Larry Lee
    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
    True Christian™ Theologian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 4464
    #1

    Our dear sister Sarah Palin is not a MILF! NO!

    I am just sick of the unsaved trash on this Godly Forum making salacious comments about our dear sister Sarah Palin. She is not a sexual object! She's a mother of five, who I know you would caucus with, but friggin' back off. Sarah is the salvation of this country and God's chosen vessel for performing His will across out great nation... Sarah Palin is NOT A MILF!! And I'm going to ban anyone who says she is.
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    • Capt. Aaron Portway
      One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
      Salvation from Above
      God's Favorite Pilot™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2008
      • 6309
      #2
      Re: Our dear sister Sarah Palin is not a MILF! NO!

      Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
      I am just sick of the unsaved trash on this Godly Forum making salacious comments about our dear sister Sarah Palin. She is not a sexual object! She's a mother of five, who I know you would caucus with, but friggin' back off. Sarah is the salvation of this country and God's chosen vessel for performing His will across out great nation... Sarah Palin is NOT A MILF!! And I'm going to ban anyone who says she is.
      I've heard that word before in reference to older women who seemed to be of loose morals. What does it mean exactly?
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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556
          #3
          Re: Our dear sister Sarah Palin is not a MILF! NO!

          I didn't know what it meant either, Brother Aaron. But do yourself a favor, DO NOT Google it!!

          I'll be in my prayer closet for awhile....
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Daisy Mae Johnson
              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15708
              #4
              Re: Our dear sister Sarah Palin is not a MILF! NO!

              And the next person to call her a VPILF http://www.vpilf.com/ is going to get a good beating with my over-sized KJV1611 Bible!
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                • Capt. Aaron Portway
                  One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                  Salvation from Above
                  God's Favorite Pilot™
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 6309
                  #5
                  Re: Our dear sister Sarah Palin is not a MILF! NO!

                  Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                  And the next person to call her a VPILF http://www.vpilf.com/ is going to get a good beating with my over-sized KJV1611 Bible!
                  I went there and I still don't get it. Can anyone tell me what it means? Pastor Zeke told me not to Google it, but I really want to know what it means.
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                  God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                  Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                    • Brother Lindh
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Feb 2007
                      • 130
                      #6
                      Re: Our dear sister Sarah Palin is not a MILF! NO!

                      Originally posted by Aaron Portway View Post
                      I went there and I still don't get it. Can anyone tell me what it means? Pastor Zeke told me not to Google it, but I really want to know what it means.
                      In the Old Casbah near Tehran, there was a saying amongst the street dwellers as they watched passersby. "Now there's a "CILF" or "SILF" or "BILF", referring to a well rounded camel or sheep or boy. But if they saw a fairy, then they'd say, "now there's a "FILF". For another example, the musicians at the Casbah might spy a violin and say, "now there's a VILF" [a violin I'd liketa fiddle".

                      Personally, I see quite a few NILB.

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                        • Turk Sucker
                          Unsaved Trash
                          • Sep 2008
                          • 49
                          #7
                          Re: Our dear sister Sarah Palin is not a MILF! NO!

                          I must agree with you that Palin is no MILF.In fact,she's quite ugly.I wouldn't give her more than 3,if 10 goes for Scarlett Johannson!!
                          I do want McCain for President...But Obama's a hottie!!!

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556
                              #8
                              Re: Our dear sister Sarah Palin is not a MILF! NO!

                              Originally posted by Errtu View Post
                              I must agree with you that Palin is no MILF.In fact,she's quite ugly.I wouldn't give her more than 3,if 10 goes for Scarlett Johannson!!
                              I suppose you're from the island of Lezbo, huh?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                • Turk Sucker
                                  Unsaved Trash
                                  • Sep 2008
                                  • 49
                                  #9
                                  Re: Our dear sister Sarah Palin is not a MILF! NO!

                                  I'm from Sparta(you know,300).

                                  I don't get it,can't someone comment on someone else's appearance unless he plans to have sex with him/her. Besides,what we loooove about Sarah Palin is her ideas.

                                  "There is no global warming,it's just God giving us a big hug!!"

                                  Shame she's only going 4 vice-president...
                                  I do want McCain for President...But Obama's a hottie!!!

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                                    • Brother Enoch
                                      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Jun 2008
                                      • 4392
                                      #10
                                      Re: Our dear sister Sarah Palin is not a MILF! NO!

                                      Originally posted by Aaron Portway View Post
                                      I went there and I still don't get it. Can anyone tell me what it means? Pastor Zeke told me not to Google it, but I really want to know what it means.
                                      Definitely DO NOT do a google image search - especially without filtering.

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                                        • Parabola
                                          Unsaved trash
                                           
                                          • Sep 2008
                                          • 43
                                          #11
                                          Re: Our dear sister Sarah Palin is not a MILF! NO!

                                          Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
                                          Definitely DO NOT do a google image search - especially without filtering.
                                          What's with all the censorship? Reminds me of China during the Olympics...
                                          Είναι θεούληδες, μην τους βρίζετε

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                                            • Bobby-Joe
                                              Landover Security Superviser
                                              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 18405
                                              #12
                                              Re: Our dear sister Sarah Palin is not a MILF! NO!

                                              The sexism against Mrs Palin is out of hand in this election and unacceptable. It is probably the doing of that skank Hilldog Kingon who is pissed Billy boy can't stand her old mommy cave so the Hilldog has to thesbo it up with girls now. It is time we conservatives put a stop to this.

                                              Give Palin the respect she deserves.

                                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                                • Turkish Terrier
                                                  Unsaved trash
                                                  Under Investigation
                                                  • Sep 2008
                                                  • 11
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Our dear sister Sarah Palin is not a MILF! NO!

                                                  MILF is Mother I'd Like to (un-Christian term for the baby-making act deleted)

                                                  She may be a gut politician but she is also a Milf.

                                                  I (un-Christian term for the "M" abomination deleted) while watching her... It is beyond my power to cease it.

                                                  I am a sinner I know.
                                                  Last edited by Pastor Isaac Peters; 09-16-2008, 10:10 PM. Reason: Cleaned up the language, and by the way, yes, you are.
                                                  woof! Woof!

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                                                    • Parabola
                                                      Unsaved trash
                                                       
                                                      • Sep 2008
                                                      • 43
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Our dear sister Sarah Palin is not a MILF! NO!

                                                      Originally posted by Terrorizer View Post
                                                      MILF is Mother I'd Like to (edited for consistency)

                                                      She may be a gut politician but she is also a Milf.

                                                      I (edited for consistency) while watching her... It is beyond my power to cease it.

                                                      I am a sinner I know.
                                                      Actually this must be the reason why she was chosen as a wannabe vice-president...
                                                      Last edited by Pastor Isaac Peters; 09-16-2008, 10:10 PM. Reason: For consistency's sake, I removed the inappropriate language.
                                                      Είναι θεούληδες, μην τους βρίζετε

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                                                        • Ebenezer Wright
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          • Jul 2008
                                                          • 1021
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Our dear sister Sarah Palin is not a MILF! NO!

                                                          Originally posted by Terrorizer View Post
                                                          I (edited for consistency) while watching her... It is beyond my power to cease it.

                                                          I am a sinner I know.
                                                          Posting such filth on a Godly forum, are you a tard of some sort?

                                                          Letting Jesus watch you do the five knuckle shuffle with your tallywhacker! Shameful!!
                                                          Last edited by Pastor Isaac Peters; 09-16-2008, 10:11 PM. Reason: Edited for consistency, with all due respect to you.
                                                          Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                                                          Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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