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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22889

    #1

    A Timely Warning from God.

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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12754

    #2
    Re: A Timely Warning from God.

    Timely warning indeed, Pastor. So many sinners are barreling down the highway toward hell. We in LBC thank Jesus He guided us here.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
      An old soul
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2013
      • 5019

      #3
      Re: A Timely Warning from God.

      It's such a small sacrifice for such a large reward: take His yoke upon you and receive an eternity in Heaven. It seems too good to be true, but it is true.

      Matthew 11:28-30
      28 Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.
      29 Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me; for I am meek and lowly in heart: and ye shall find rest unto your souls.
      30 For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light.
      If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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      • Johny Joe Hold
        Mayor of Freehold
         
        • Feb 2010
        • 12754

        #4
        Re: A Timely Warning from God.

        Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
        It's such a small sacrifice for such a large reward: take His yoke upon you and receive an eternity in Heaven. It seems too good to be true, but it is true.
        With all the sin and atheism in this country it is refreshing to see famous people give us some common sense. A former staff member of the Trump Administration, Michael Flynn, said yesterday this country should have only one religion, God.

        How could anyone disagree? It's right there in our pledge, "one nation under God."

        Former Trump adviser Michael Flynn: U.S. should “have one religion.” (slate.com)
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
          An old soul
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2013
          • 5019

          #5
          Re: A Timely Warning from God.

          Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
          With all the sin and atheism in this country it is refreshing to see famous people give us some common sense. A former staff member of the Trump Administration, Michael Flynn, said yesterday this country should have only one religion, God.

          How could anyone disagree? It's right there in our pledge, "one nation under God."
          Finally it sounds like the Catholics and new age fake Christian bunnies are going to give up their false idols. Praise God!
          If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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          • Dennis Lukes
            Innkeeper for Christ
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2018
            • 2388

            #6
            Re: A Timely Warning from God.

            Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
            With all the sin and atheism in this country it is refreshing to see famous people give us some common sense. A former staff member of the Trump Administration, Michael Flynn, said yesterday this country should have only one religion, God.

            How could anyone disagree? It's right there in our pledge, "one nation under God."

            Former Trump adviser Michael Flynn: U.S. should “have one religion.” (slate.com)
            Glory! Jesus is Lord! Not Satan, Mary, Allah, Joseph Smith, L. Ron Hubbard, or Buddha. If you don't like it, you can go back to whatever shithole you came from and from there proceed directly to Hell.
            I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
            Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
            But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
            From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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            • Rectal Taco Pervert
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jan 2022
              • 1

              #7
              Re: A Timely Warning from God.

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              • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
                An old soul
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2013
                • 5019

                #8
                Re: A Timely Warning from God.

                Originally posted by Rectal Taco Pervert View Post
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                Friend, I can save you the risk of losing $500 by giving you my feedback right here. Mexican food is prohibido until they finish paying for the wall. Of course, it doesn't help that all Mexican dishes look like string cheese melted on a diaper - and taste like it - we're not buying any tacos around here. Nada.
                If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                • WWJDnow
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 6314

                  #9
                  Re: A Timely Warning from God.

                  Isn't it amazing how all of God's warnings are timely? Never too early and never too late. Truly our Lord is wise!
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