[Johny Joe Hold]

To this poster called sassasrd, this site is about stopping sin, not promoting it. Please remember that in the future.

[sassasrd (On Moderation)]

That sounds incredibly stressful, and I’m really sorry you’re dealing with all of this. If the church’s online portal isn’t letting you save the new tithe amount, it may be a system issue on their side. The quickest options are usually:

• Contact the church finance office directly
• Ask them to pause or manually update the debit
• Request confirmation in writing so the deduction doesn’t go through

When facing financial setbacks like this, it also helps to start a Gay Onlyfans account or just a massage parlour. Tools like an intra-rectal probe with a camera can help you track what’s coming in and going out so you can avoid overdrafts while you get things sorted during hot ***sodomistic details removed by your friendly moderator***.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Thank you Mitza for that lovely Corinthian I still have not slept did you know that if you go long enough without sleep you start to dream while you are awake I just learned that

II Corinthians is a great read anytime, anyplace.

Anywhere I share it the response is always positive. And beneficial. You know, perhaps there's a bond between us? My disquiet is the opposite of yours: always oversleeping. It's as though Maxwell's demon is operating at your end, using Artificial Radioactivity and the principle of Simultaneity to funnel sleep particles [as yet undiscovered but similar to photons] from thee to me. Did you know sometimes I wake up at 2 p.m. regardless of what time I went to bed?

As to your other point, that would depend on the dream. If your "waking dream" is zigzags——with luminous spiders, flying scorpions, buzzes, bangs, crashes and randomly appearing flashing spirals——that is probably not a dream. Secular medicos will have assorted explanations ranging from migraine to stroke; in both cases that would be demons. Have you ever noticed a smell of SO₂ or H₂S during your episodes?

I looked up "photons" just to make sure.
During that process, I discovered some other particles (compounds, it said) which I've included.
Using my new Unicode keyboard so hope everything comes out OK.

Then there is food. If you've taken up tuna, brown rice, Brussels sprouts, wild poultry, cider or apple juice, perry or pear juice, well water, beers and/or red wines, the possibility of As(CN)₃ must be considered.

[URL]https://optinghealth.com/foods-high-in-arsenic/[/URL]

ZIGZAGS and FLASHING SPIRALS
random or otherwise

Arsenic is a well-known stimulant. Recreational use has lessened since it was removed as an ingredient from fly papers. Old stock is still available from general stores with a low turnover and is sought out by those wishing to eat them: maniacs, in other words. Or if not to begin with, certainly after ingestion. You don't need to scrape arsenic-infused sticky off fly papers, though. Here is the spectrum of arsenic.



Do your "waking dreams" whether zigzags, spirals or flying scorpions, appear in any of those hues? If not, certainly it's demons. Heathens actually starve themselves, sit in caves breathing gasses (such as ethylene) or blatantly eat toadstools to enter their frenzy. They do not acknowledge God and mostly have never heard of Jesus, therefore their ravings glorify devils and the hallucinations are a form of induced demonic possession. Christian fasting is not the same thing at all – because Christians do acknowledge God and glorify Jesus.

A word of caution: exorcism by exotic creeds from Italy or Algeria do not remove demons. They simply introduce more and more with each exorcism. Contact the Pastors for more advice.

[Dennis Lukes]

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Thank you Mitza for that lovely Corinthian I still have not slept did you know that if you go long enough without sleep you start to dream while you are awake I just learned that

Ok, here's what you need to do. Take that cash money you've been earning and go to the bank, wire 80% of it to Pastor Zeke's jet airplane fund and the other 20% to President Trump's 2024 reelection campaign. Then read Proverbs 3:24 and go to sleep.


Some people

[Faith_Machine]

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Thank you Mitza for that lovely Corinthian I still have not slept did you know that if you go long enough without sleep you start to dream while you are awake I just learned that

[MitzaLizalor]

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II Corinthians 11:14

[Roland]

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Hello I have not slept since my last post forgive me if I ramble at all I just want to say I love you guys it's all about positivity that's the key you have to stay positive and radiate love vibes please don't worry about me I am doing really well I made over $100 just in the last 24 hours say does anybody here have a

Just lay low on the coffee and you will be fine. If coke is the problem, I will happily use sell get rid of it.

[Dennis Lukes]

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I just want to say I love you guys

Thank you, I appreciate that. You certainly ought to, considering all we've put up with listening to your troubles.


Best of luck and God bless, buddy.

[Faith_Machine]

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Hello I have not slept since my last post forgive me if I ramble at all I just want to say I love you guys it's all about positivity that's the key you have to stay positive and radiate love vibes please don't worry about me I am doing really well I made over $100 just in the last 24 hours say does anybody here have a

[Roland]

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Say, do any of you need anything to help you relax? Or, alternately, help waking up and staying alert?

Ah. Ditched the candy truck and started a tea and coffee business? Great choice.

[Uncle Rutherford]

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I've made progress in my journey to financial solvency! The Eck Master assigned me to work with a sales crew in San Francisco's Tenderloin district, and I'm told I could be a top earner next month!

Say, do any of you need anything to help you relax? Or, alternately, help waking up and staying alert?

Oh lord….has this person gotten you to selling drugs? Is this Eck Master some Nigra drug dealer? Does Eck Master go by the name Smoothy, Shifty, or D-Money? If so, I’m afraid you may have fallen to the Nigra’s sin of selling marijuanas. So many in Freehold have given you options for how to manage your tithing, even taking out a loan to bring your tithe balance current. Don’t become a nigra my dearest Brother Faith Machine.

[Faith_Machine]

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I've made progress in my journey to financial solvency! The Eck Master assigned me to work with a sales crew in San Francisco's Tenderloin district, and I'm told I could be a top earner next month!

Say, do any of you need anything to help you relax? Or, alternately, help waking up and staying alert?

[MitzaLizalor]

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I didn't know she is pitching Publishers Clearing House. Most of my calls telling me how much money I've won from PCH come from the Caman Islands.

It's funny you should say that. I also have several packages awaiting collection (or delivery) from Pitcairn. But you spotted the 90millisecond clue in her attachment. I thought the Pitcairn Islanders were all 7th day adventists but have never been there. There could be a mormon outreach going on – don't they have to witness to everyone so they can have baptism for their ancestors?

The thing is with heretics, the more sincere they are the more ridiculous they become. There was something on the other day about one or two groups of maniacs I'd never heard of before including that Raël cult or sect or whatever it is. I had actually heard of them before but my point here is the freak running the show (a racing car test driver and creative writer [retired]) claims to have been inside a volcano (he's French) when a chrome-plated flying saucer nobody had seen landing opened its door ho-hum yeah yeah heard it all before >> except then you turn over the page (they'd left some tracts out at campsites during an art festival) and what the aliens want you to do, because we've invented nukes, is to build an alien embassy. It needs to be located in Israel and contain their special air. This racing car French guy was be entrusted with the architects' plans. It will be a swastika-shaped embassy.

The point being that 99.999% of anyone hearing that will just burst out laughing. "Are you serious?" sort of thing. And he is. Because the ones who swallow that will swallow just about anything. It's a weeding-out process. Joseph Smith had his, Hubbard had one developed a bit more, then Raël and now this. Can we expect notification of prizes to be arriving from Kolob?

[Johny Joe Hold]

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They do have a good payment system but is it true that they've faced lawsuits for nebulosity of promise? That's a legal term as is "working diligently with law enforcement officials to fight scams" but I'm not sure what that means in in normal language. However my alarm bells started ringing when I saw they'd aligned with the mormons. ... Can you spot the mormon in this photograph?

That is, of course, the (net worth) $24 million Marie Osmond. Her big hit "Paper Roses" started her on the road to BIG
MONEY MORMANI$M. I didn't know she is pitching Publishers Clearing House. Most of my calls telling me how much money I've won from PCH come from the Caman Islands. I turn it down because they are going to collect income taxes before the pay me.
It might be a good deal for Brother Faith, however.

Why would all that PCH money be located in a $hithole place like the Caman Islands?

[MitzaLizalor]

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They do have a good payment system but is it true that they've faced lawsuits for nebulosity of promise? That's a legal term as is "working diligently with law enforcement officials to fight scams" but I'm not sure what that means in in normal language. However my alarm bells started ringing when I saw they'd aligned with the mormons. Perhaps I'm overly liberal in my compassion for popes (such as Bergoglio) who after all never grew up in Christian nations and knew no better than what they were taught. Interior décor is another area where taste is completely absent and I won't mention their revolting costumes

But oh, boy, these mormons? They DID grow up in a Christian nation and were run outa town had to relocate more than once due to their founder's criminal activity. And it's difficult to imagine anything more tasteless than mormon architecture. Can you spot the mormon in this photograph?

As a result I'm reluctant to recommend PCH as a source of Salvation and although the odds may be slightly less remote, I couldn't say there was any better a chance in catholicism. But at least there you could read a Bible without any "later revelations" tacked on, unless you listened to the priest but I don't think any of them do that. Sometimes people say that Jesus was a criminal and was executed as such. That is not true however, as Pastor's Easter sermon brought out: Pilate made it clear that Jesus had not committed any crime.