Where is the Godly Paypal button?

***~Sofa~ (Recalcitrant)*** · 09-15-2006, 06:04 PM

Paypal sided with the devil... it's having so much more fun.
Anyways, a new kind of way to give your money to dear Jesus would be to throw it at the sky... if it gets zapped up by a beam of light Jesus wants your scummy money and if not... go dancing with the devil, it's fun, trust me *wink*

**Andreas** · 09-15-2006, 06:13 PM

Paypal sided with the devil... it's having so much more fun.
Anyways, a new kind of way to give your money to dear Jesus would be to throw it at the sky... if it gets zapped up by a beam of light Jesus wants your scummy money and if not... go dancing with the devil, it's fun, trust me *wink*

You are not very smart, you know. No wonder they call you Sofa.

Why would Jesus have to bend over the clouds to pick money from a lower human being. Why would he?

It's much easier if the senior pastors send all donations trough heaven-landover exclusive internet connection. So Jesus can just use his computer.

You see, pure logic.

**SalvationSeeker** · 09-15-2006, 06:14 PM

You will do the M-16 dance soon if you keep this up, harlot.

***~Sofa~ (Recalcitrant)*** · 09-15-2006, 06:20 PM

DEMON! Not harlot, you retard!

Jesus made computers for internet porn, I can even point you in the direction of Jesus's favourite porn sites if you want. I mean everyone knows the internet is mostly used for porn now anyway.

**Bobby-Joe** · 09-15-2006, 06:26 PM

Originally posted by ~Sofa~ View Post

DEMON! Not harlot, you retard!

Jesus made computers for internet porn, I can even point you in the direction of Jesus's favourite porn sites if you want. I mean everyone knows the internet is mostly used for porn now anyway.

Which what we expect from a thespian harlot like you Sofa. Being used as a human matress for Ukrianian saliors to dump their seed on may seem normal to you but we TRUE Christians(tm) seek something better. We TRUE Christians(tm) will reclaim the Internet for Christ like we are reclaiming America you bearded clam digger.

PS We forgive you for being a worthless slut, as Jesus commands.

**Andreas** · 09-15-2006, 06:26 PM

DEMON! Not harlot, you retard!

Jesus made computers for internet porn, I can even point you in the direction of Jesus's favourite porn sites if you want. I mean everyone knows the internet is mostly used for porn now anyway.

Porn only shows how desperate demons are to gain control over Jesus's exclusive way to communicate with Landover.

I am convinced that the "roman cat-licking church"'s server gives shelter to those nasty demons.

Perhaps the pope(=

) is planning to atack our godly forum. But Jesus himself will stop him.

Praise and repent. There's still a chance for you, Sofa.

**Pastor Al E Pistle** · 09-15-2006, 06:28 PM

Andrew:

The bottom of your user CP menu has a 'paid subscription' option. Feel free to use it.

Sofa:

Good bye, you homer! (GONG)

**Deaner** · 09-15-2006, 06:28 PM

Originally posted by andrewisI View Post

The new forum has arrived and I feel I should show my love to Jesus by donating him his money.

I hope pastors will soon find a new way to gather money for Jesus's return

It's statements like this that give me the strength to go on in spite of the never ending insults and mockery from those who hate Christ. It's comforting to know that some people get it.

Andrew, rest assured that the darkest forces of hell will not thwart Christ's mission. I suggest you keep the money in a safe place until things are back to normal. Alternatively, if it happens to be a relatively large sum, please pm me and a representative from Landover will pick it up personally. Keep up the good work.

Yours In Christ;

Dean

**Cueball** · 09-15-2006, 07:28 PM

Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post

The bottom of your user CP menu has a 'paid subscription' option. Feel free to use it.

Pastor Pistle, I appreciate this new "paid subscription" feature. I know I owe money after that last mistake I made (of registering with the wrong address)... It's nice to know there's an added perk to donating this time!

**SUV** · 09-15-2006, 08:08 PM

I'll show you my Godly PayPal button - Sinner!!!

SUV

***~Sofa~ (Recalcitrant)*** · 09-15-2006, 08:56 PM

you homer!

And proud!

**SalvationSeeker** · 09-15-2006, 10:51 PM

"For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:"
Romans 1:26

"Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them."
Romans 1:32

Praise!