True Christians™, I just got PWNED

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

This thread will chronicle every time I PWN a True Christian™ in any situation where they try to question my biblical knowledge.

1. JennyD was PWNED HERE.
She thought that women could be in authority over men, but I set her straight. She spends the rest of the thread trying to divert attention from the fact that I PWNED her hard. If you ask me, I think she liked it.

2. To be announced

[Justina Thyme]

Re: True Christian™, you just got PWNED

Oh, go PWN your ass. Hard. I think you'll like it.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: True Christian™, you just got PWNED

Oh, go PWN your ass. Hard. I think you'll like it.

I love you too, Mrs. Thyme.

[Nobar King]

Re: True Christian™, you just got PWNED

Oh, go PWN your ass. Hard. I think you'll like it.

Is that possible?

[Wide-Open]

Re: True Christian™, you just got PWNED

Is that possible?

I suspect it's even a sin to wonder about it, let alone coveting it. Sister Thyme must have had an addle brained moment there.

Exodus 20:17
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.

Anyway, Vroar Vahri Veet Friend, what's up with the leet speak? You must know by now that we - and the Lord - are not very fond of it. What's going to be your next step: writing j35U5? (forgive me Jesus ).

The only one who is doing the PWNing around here is Baby Jesus, OK?

[Justina Thyme]

Re: True Christian™, you just got PWNED

Is that possible?

I suspect it's even a sin to wonder about it, let alone coveting it. Sister Thyme must have had an addle brained moment there.

Everything is possible with the LORD.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: True Christian™, you just got PWNED

I suspect it's even a sin to wonder about it, let alone coveting it. Sister Thyme must have had an addle brained moment there.

Exodus 20:17
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.

Anyway, Vroar Vahri Veet Friend, what's up with the leet speak? You must know by now that we - and the Lord - are not very fond of it. What's going to be your next step: writing j35U5? (forgive me Jesus ).

The only one who is doing the PWNing around here is Baby Jesus, OK?

As you can see in that link pastor, I clearly PWNed the shit out of Jenny.

Jesus told me He has no problem with the word "PWN" because, and I quote, "You aren't owning as in to take posession of their person, but you are dominating a person using the internet as a venue." He thought the word "PWN" was very fitting. Jesus is NOT an old fuddy-duddy, but quite hip, conservative, and anti-McCain.

Jesus DOES NOT approve of "j35U5" in reference to Himself.

[JennyD]

Re: True Christian™, you just got PWNED

This thread will chronicle every time I PWN a True Christian™ in any situation where they try to question my biblical knowledge.

1. JennyD was PWNED HERE.
She thought that women could be in authority over men, but I set her straight. She spends the rest of the thread trying to divert attention from the fact that I PWNED her hard. If you ask me, I think she liked it.

2. To be announced

Hogwash. Take it up with Sister Shirlee. And don't you give her any backtalk, she knows how to use a hickory switch!

Just ask Pastor Ezekiel.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: True Christian™, you just got PWNED

This thread will chronicle every time I PWN a True Christian™ in any situation where they try to question my biblical knowledge.

1. JennyD was PWNED HERE.
She thought that women could be in authority over men, but I set her straight. She spends the rest of the thread trying to divert attention from the fact that I PWNED her hard. If you ask me, I think she liked it.

2. To be announced

So what? She is a woman and therefore weak (or are you would say n00b) of mind. Shall we bring out the Master Debaters of Landover like Brother Wash or Brother Remmey?

Are you really ready for the big league Vayhr?

Are you?

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: True Christian™, you just got PWNED

So what? She is a woman and therefore weak (or are you would say n00b) of mind. Shall we bring out the Master Debaters of Landover like Brother Wash or Brother Remmey?

Are you really ready for the big league Vayhr?

Are you?

Bobby Joe, if they are truly True Christians™ then they will agree with me on everything. But let either of them slip up and slander the Word of Jesus and they are as good as toast. Jesus speaks to me. And no amount of pills or therapy can silence Jesus.

I guess I've PWNed the entire Landover Congregation, which would include both O'Hanley and the porch monkey, HERE.

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This thread will chronicle every time I PWN a True Christian™ in any situation where they try to question my biblical knowledge.

1. JennyD was PWNED HERE.
She thought that women could be in authority over men, but I set her straight. She spends the rest of the thread trying to divert attention from the fact that I PWNED her hard. If you ask me, I think she liked it.

2. Landover Baptist was PWNED HERE.
They thought they could ignore the KVJ Bible and support putting a woman in a position of authority over a man. As you will read throughout the thread you will find that they cannot reconcile their ungodly decision to support the GOP VP candidate.

3. To be determined

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: True Christian™, you just got PWNED

Well, well. It looks like Landover's favorite chicken has come home to roost.

Grown weary of the World of Warcraft, little boy? Now you're questioning God's Favorite Church?

And I see you're an Obamabot! After all, a vote for anyone other than McCain-Palin is a vote for Obama and Godless Marxism.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: True Christian™, you just got PWNED

Someone is getting a little too big for his britches, methinks. Brother Clarence, if you want to argue with True Christians™, please do so in person. These Godly boards are not for debate sir, they are for spreading the word of the Lord.


Also, don't forget who you are son, you're only a Member. And Members can get banned or put on Moderation just like UT. Watch your step and respect your betters, or your loud mouth might just get YOU

PWNED

right the

H E L L

O F F

T H I S

G O D L Y

B O A R D ! ! !

The wicked, through the pride of his countenance, will not seek after God: God is not in all his thoughts.
Psalm 10:4

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: True Christian™, you just got PWNED

I guess I've PWNed the entire Landover Congregation

Quite an accomplishment I must say.


Sort of along the lines of twelve year old boy stuffing an m-80 down the throat of a Leopard frog, lighting it and firing it into the air via his slingshot.. or maybe more like an eight year old who discovers the joys of magnifying glasses, sunny days and ant hills. (Remember... I get to hear everything in Confession!)

1. JennyD was PWNED HERE.
She thought that women could be in authority over men, but I set her straight. She spends the rest of the thread trying to divert attention from the fact that I PWNED her hard. If you ask me, I think she liked it.

Yes indeed, another unspeakably difficult task.


Keep in mind we Catholics have always understood the need to keep women from having authority over men and it is nice to see upstart factions at least get some of it right! Women in power over men is a bad idea and this is why the Bible tells us so.


Indira Gandhi? Didn't work out so well.

Ms. Bhutto? Ditto.

Eva Peron? That was such a disaster they made a movie about it starring (Not the real... no caps for her) madonna.

Maggie Thatcher? British and likely a man in drag. Now in full dementia.

The list goes on... you would think by now someone would figure it out besides us.

...the KVJ Bible

And this is where I must take the time to let you know that as admirable as your Bible studies have been, there is a small problem with play-book you've been handed.

This is a great place to go and get the actual Bible and not something commissioned by a man widely known at the time as "The Queen of England."

While you are there have a look around the site and don't be shy to tell them Father Mo sent you!



Bless you, my special needs child,
Father Mo



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[Bobby-Joe]

Re: True Christian™, you just got PWNED

Bobby Joe, if they are truly True Christians™ then blah, blah, blah,...

Vayhr. It has been twelve hours since this challenge was issued and all we hear is excuses. I want to be fair and balanced here Vayhr but your starting to look a little chicken.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: True Christian™, you just got PWNED

This is the only PWN'ing Clarence can handle.