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  • MellowMan
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    Under Investigation
    • Nov 2008
    • 3

    #16
    Re: I have a question -you crack me!

    Seriusly. I made this account just to reply on this tread
    Heh this damn forum may not be a joke but surely still is the funniest thing i have ever, ever, ever in my life seen!
    I sure wish I could take you seriusly but if anyone walked up to me and said anything like some of the topics in this place, I would roll dead in laughter.

    So be sure that I will hang around

    Be happy for your Pandas - piece out Niehls Bohr. .
    Hahaha you guys always cracks me up XD

    Whenever I'm gloomy I just go to landoverbabtist.net and get cheered up by their "christianity"

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    • Ahimaaz Smith
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 2549

      #17
      Re: I have a question -you crack me!

      Originally posted by MellowMan View Post
      Seriusly. I made this account just to reply on this tread
      Lucky us. NOT.

      Heh this damn forum may not be a joke but surely still is the funniest thing i have ever, ever, ever in my life seen!
      Hell is no laughing matter, son.

      I sure wish I could take you seriusly but if anyone walked up to me and said anything like some of the topics in this place, I would roll dead in laughter.
      Any way we can get rid of a smartass like you is fine with me, including death by laughter.

      So be sure that I will hang around
      Lucky us. NOT.

      Be happy for your Pandas - piece out Niehls Bohr. .
      What are you, some kind of Danish furry? That is disgusting!

      Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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      • MellowMan
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        Under Investigation
        • Nov 2008
        • 3

        #18
        Re: I have a question

        Hahahaha close enough XD
        I don't believe that god judge people.
        Hahaha you guys always cracks me up XD

        Whenever I'm gloomy I just go to landoverbabtist.net and get cheered up by their "christianity"

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #19
          Re: I have a question

          Originally posted by MellowMan View Post
          Hahahaha close enough XD
          I don't believe that god judge people.
          He says differently in His Word.

          Ever read the Bible, Furry? Or do you just make up your own "god"?
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • MellowMan
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            Under Investigation
            • Nov 2008
            • 3

            #20
            Re: I have a question

            Yeah I read the bibl. But i honestly don't think i is really written by god.
            Heh the book "The Life of God (Told by Himself)" by F. Ferrucci is more likely to be written by god then the Bible. . http://www.press.uchicago.edu/presss...&bookkey=44121 a very funny book. Makes you think
            I laughed at the bible too. . .
            Hahaha you guys always cracks me up XD

            Whenever I'm gloomy I just go to landoverbabtist.net and get cheered up by their "christianity"

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            • Mr. Johnson
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              Forum Member
              • Nov 2008
              • 100

              #21
              Re: I have a question

              Originally posted by open_your_eyes View Post
              Hey there guys, I stumbled across this website while searching google and I just have one question for you all. Is this a joke?

              Let me elaborate a little I can’t work out if you all really believe what you say or if you’re just a bunch of crazy people living under a big rock somewhere, or if this page is just a joke page for letting off steam. As I can’t imagine people actually believe this crap in real life? For example most of what is written under the mens section had me in fits of laughter about the female orgasm and the discussions of how men should beat their women and dip their tampons in hot sauce. That has to be a joke right? Lol

              This is a serious question by the way.

              Are you a joke?

              We would probably find your beliefs just as shocking and perhaps laughable as you may find ours. Only difference is that ours is that of Gods word and not some secular concoction of lies and BS.
              1 John 5:3 For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.

              God, guns, and guts made America! Lets keep all three!sigpic God bless our troops and damn our enemies.

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              • Mr Godwin
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                Forum Member
                • Dec 2007
                • 123

                #22
                Re: I have a question

                Originally posted by MellowMan View Post

                I laughed at the bible too . . .
                Well, son of a bee. Best be careful what you laugh at. You're not off to a very good start with Jesus, are you? It's disappointing, that's what.

                Tip of the headmaster's hat, Mr Godwin
                Read your Bible, boys and girls. Jesus likes educated people. That's my take on it.

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                • Bob4God
                  Moderator
                  Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                  Hands folded for Jesus
                   
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 5274

                  #23
                  Re: I have a question

                  As our own Pastor Deacon Fred told the church congregation, "You won't be laughing when you see demons in hell using your testicles as ping pong balls!"

                  Please accept CHRIST!
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                  The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
                  - Proverbs 15:3

                  CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


                  CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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                  • Justina Thyme
                    Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 1718

                    #24
                    Re: I have a question

                    I take offense at your childish, blasphemous avatar, DEMON "MellowMan."
                    Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                    1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                    A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                    Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

                    LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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