Election Night Palin, McCain celebration

[Bobby-Joe]

Greetings brethren,

As you all know tomorrow night we would be watching Governor Palin’s election as Vice-President of the United States of America at the Trinity Hall Christian esort with our gracious host Wash O’Hannily. I hope everyone has a great time at the Celebrating Pro-American party. Palin’s election is a great moment in Christian democracy.

With that in mind please be aware security will be extra tight this year. There is a concern that the servants may have been infiltrated by Obama activist. Those of you who’ve been watching the whole People of Freehold verses Gonzolas trial and the “rat poison” plot on Freehold Public Access know what I am talking about. We can not rule out vengeance suicide attacks on the Celebrating Pro-America party

With this in mind we ask all attendees to at lest be carrying their formal occasion pistols with on extra clip. Additionally all members of the Freehold Minutemen, Iowa Christian Free Milita, Freehold Self Defense Force and Christian Fellowship Youth Group are to have easy access to their body armor and assault weapons Either in the cars or at the firearm’s check in room at the Resort.

With these simple precautions we can be sure to have a safe and happy election!

Go Jesus! Go Palin!

[SayvedByTheLord]

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I will be there with my portable high speed gat Brother BJ!


YIC,
Sayved

[Bobby-Joe]

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I will be there with my portable high speed gat Brother BJ!


YIC,
Sayved

Nice piece, so that was you at the range last Saturday?

Do remember formal pieces or black finished or chromed.

I really don't want any embarrassments like with Brother Jeb tried bringing a blued 357 to the Spring Father Daughter ball. PRAISE Jesus I had a spare glock with me that night.

[Nobar King]

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I might just bring my attack dogs and tie them up near the gate.

[Bob4God]

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If anybody is needing extra ammo or would like to purchase a new gun for this historic occasion, please swing by Freehold Firearms on the corner of Exodus and 7th. I'll be marking items down this evening!

[Pastor Deacon Fred]

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Friends in Christ,

I really wish I could be back home in Freehold for this event, but as you know, I will be with John and Cindy all through the next several days, as their spiritual advisor.

Please keep them in your prayers, as we get a real blessing from Jesus on Tuesday night. God is going to open the hearts and minds of every True Christian™ in this country. You will see Americans TURNIN' UP THE JUICE FOR JESUS and every single state will glow a bright red on as you watch Fox News and the LBC network during the evening. Red is a wake up call that means, "STOP!" We tend to associate the color red with "Hell," but in this case it means that we are stopping the liberal threat and the Antichrist from taking power.

There are only a few days left and I have to encourage you all to keep registering your household pets to vote! My wife just registered all the fish in the new tank I bought her for her birthday, and that's 37 more votes for McCain! Praise the sweet and living name of Jesus Christ!

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Pastor thank you for your Godly advice. I will be serving as an election official tomorrow and will make sure that the Will of God© is served.

YIC,
Sayved

[Bobby-Joe]

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There are only a few days left and I have to encourage you all to keep registering your household pets to vote! My wife just registered all the fish in the new tank I bought her for her birthday, and that's 37 more votes for McCain! Praise the sweet and living name of Jesus Christ!

Glory Pastor! We just know Iowa is going for McCain this year!

[Marshall]

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Brother Bobby Joe I just got back a piece that will be PERFECT for tomorrow! After todays episode it was a welcome relief to see on my doorstep. Truly proof positive that the Lord works in mysterious ways and the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away, then He giveth again!
I'll use the beautifully chromed magazine you gave me last Christmas since it's a 20 rounder and will fit more easily inside a dress overall. The scope will stay home as well.

Folks, I can't wait to see you all at the dinner and the after election party, these are going to be the two biggest balls Landover has ever handled!

[Micah Boenheffer]

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All eyes in the Boenheffer house will be pointed south towards Atlanta. We will be watching for the fires. My guess is that THEY will cause a bigger conflagration than when THEY put it to the torch all those year's ago. Back when THEY were doing that devil Sherman's dirty work during the War for Southern Independence. I think it is known as the War of Northern Aggression up north for any that don't recognize the name.

I will pray for those Godly folks keeping watch on the outer rim of that jungle. The battle will be an epic one when the Palin ticket wins. That is why I built so high up several years back in preparation for these times. Even if THEY make it this far, THEY are too lazy to climb up this mountain after we blow the bridges down below.

Even if THEY do we have some surprises waiting for THEM.



I've been trying to teach this one to hide behind that tree and pop out when undesirables are roaming around. I would prefer to work with white bears, but I make due with what I have. The black bears tend to be pretty obedient once they know who is boss.

Bring a little 2 Kings 2:24 down on their rear ends. It's just beyond disrespectful for THEM to do this to us here in Georgia after all the Knightly good will and brotherhoods we have shown THEM over the years. No good deed goes unpunished I suppose.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I've been trying to teach this one to hide behind that tree and pop out when undesirables are roaming around. I would prefer to work with white bears, but I make due with what I have. The black bears tend to be pretty obedient once they know who is boss.

Bring a little 2 Kings 2:24 down on their rear ends. It's just beyond disrespectful for THEM to do this to us here in Georgia after all the Knightly good will and brotherhoods we have shown THEM over the years. No good deed goes unpunished I suppose.

Amen!