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  • Capt. Aaron Portway
    One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
    Salvation from Above
    God's Favorite Pilot™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2008
    • 6309

    #1

    WHERE IS BROTHER JH!?!?!

    Has anyone seen him? When? When did you last see him? What did he say to you? I think he may have been hiding on AirJesus III when we went on our "mission".

    Please, has anybody seen him?
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  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • May 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: WHERE IS BROTHER JH!?!?!

    I may have seen him coming out from Voting.
    Pastor Bobby Joe and his Security Crew were talking to him.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #3
      Re: WHERE IS BROTHER JH!?!?!

      Originally posted by Talitha View Post
      I may have seen him coming out from Voting.
      Pastor Bobby Joe and his Security Crew were talking to him.
      We can't discuss the details of an on going investigation.

      Speaking about talking to buck Obama supporters Sister Talitha would you be so kind as to come down to the station and discuss little matter?

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
        True Christian™
        • May 2026
        • 15118

        #4
        Re: WHERE IS BROTHER JH!?!?!

        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        We can't discuss the details of an on going investigation.

        Speaking about talking to buck Obama supporters Sister Talitha would you be so kind as to come down to the station and discuss little matter?
        Erm.............. me?

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708

          #5
          Re: WHERE IS BROTHER JH!?!?!

          I thought Seth raped and killed him like he did Brother Poole....no?
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          • Ebenezer Wright
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2008
            • 1021

            #6
            Re: WHERE IS BROTHER JH!?!?!

            Most likely raped by the negros after he voted for the Obamo. I hear things got pretty wild on election night.
            Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

            Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #7
              Re: WHERE IS BROTHER JH!?!?!

              Originally posted by Talitha View Post
              Erm.............. me?
              Yes Sister. Who else was apparently talking to a known black in Freehold right before she drove down to the polling station?

              It's just a little matter that I am sure will be cleared up quickly.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

              Hot Must ReadThreads!


              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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              • Talitha
                Deaconess
                Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                True Christian™
                • May 2026
                • 15118

                #8
                Re: WHERE IS BROTHER JH!?!?!

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                Yes Sister. Who else was apparently talking to a known black in Freehold right before she drove down to the polling station?

                It's just a little matter that I am sure will be cleared up quickly.
                I really don't know what you are talking about!
                Do I know any Blacks?

                I think I left something Cooking in the Kitchen...........must dash.........

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #9
                  Re: WHERE IS BROTHER JH!?!?!

                  How is Clarence doing in Quarantine?

                  You know, Talitha, the young gamer nerd whose tuition you were paying . . . the one who was badmouthing Sarah Palin and John McCain right before the election. That Clarence. How is he?
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Talitha
                    Deaconess
                    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2026
                    • 15118

                    #10
                    Re: WHERE IS BROTHER JH!?!?!

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    How is Clarence doing in Quarantine?

                    You know, Talitha, the young gamer nerd whose tuition you were paying . . . the one who was badmouthing Sarah Palin and John McCain right before the election. That Clarence. How is he?
                    I erm..... he..... that is................

                    ............. are you accusing me of something Rodimer?

                    Sister Talitha

                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #11
                      Re: WHERE IS BROTHER JH!?!?!

                      Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                      I erm..... he..... that is................

                      ............. are you accusing me of something Rodimer?
                      Not at all, my dear lady. I would never accuse a Super Moderator like yourself of any wrongdoing!

                      I'm just checking on the boy's welfare. If a Pastor, perhaps in Security, should happen to consider your connections as something worthy of investigation, I certainly apologize for pointing out your extended close acquaintanceship with someone currently locked away for un-Christian and anti-Palin activities.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Grace
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 12

                        #12
                        Re: WHERE IS BROTHER JH!?!?!

                        Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                        I erm..... he..... that is................

                        ............. are you accusing me of something Rodimer?

                        You remember Mummy. You told me to call him Uncle Clarence.

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                        • Talitha
                          Deaconess
                          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2026
                          • 15118

                          #13
                          Re: WHERE IS BROTHER JH!?!?!

                          Originally posted by Little Miss Talitha View Post
                          You remember Mummy. You told me to call him Uncle Clarence.
                          Why!!! You little Bi*ch
                          Get off that Computer NOW!!

                          Sister Talitha

                          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                          • ExGay Alex
                            Helping boys become upright model citizens
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2008
                            • 1295

                            #14
                            Re: WHERE IS BROTHER JH!?!?!

                            I wonder if he's a suicide risk. He came to my room Tuesday night at the Landover Hyatt Regency to watch the returns on Fox News. It was our only chance to speak as I was returning to Moscow in the morning and he was eager to get one last taste of my borscht. Plus I wanted to fellowship with him because sometimes I think he is a little conflicted.

                            Then around 9 pm Levy Johston called from Alaska. He was really excited about the elections and wanted to know if he still had to marry this Bristol girl. We have had an e-mail echange for weeks now about some of his problems and demons (all of which will remain confidential; suffiice it to say that Levy is a very sensual person who is very young and going through a stressful period at this time).

                            I had my hand down in my Bible and was sort of flipping the pages back and forth absentmindedly as I listed to Levy's voice when J.H. came out of the shower. When he heard me talking to Levy, he went a little bit nuts and got dressed and fled into the cold Iowa night with wet, uncombed hair.

                            I have NO IDEA what his problem was and I couldn't understand him. I suspect drugs. I could not go after him because Levy and I needed to pray together. (I think this Bristol thing is going to work out for the best.)

                            I am back in Moscow now returning to my Christian mission, but if you need any more information, Brother BJ, let me know. I am praying for Jesus to return Brother J.H.'s heart He's an ex-gay and I am afraid he's back on dope and hanging out with homosexuals, liberals, and druggies.

                            (Note: I think it might have started before the election even because he turned down my invitation to the McCain victory party even BEFORE voting began. Plus, he had the tell-tale round shape of an Obama button in the back pocket of his dockers when he dropped by.)

                            After all I've seen in Soviet Russia, you don't think he voted for that commie, do you?
                            "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                            • SayvedByTheLord
                              Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2007
                              • 3151

                              #15
                              Re: WHERE IS BROTHER JH!?!?!

                              He is his same old unrepentant self down there.

                              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                              How is Clarence doing in Quarantine?


                              Leviticus 26:27-29

                              27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                              28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                              29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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